Which is better? The album VS. or 5 slices of bacon

Zod

Vs. I've been enjoying it for 22 years. 5 pieces of Bacon is awesome, but it would only provide me about 3 minutes of pleasure. A kickass album easily wins over 5 pieces of bacon. If I had to choose between the album and a lifetime supply of bacon that would different (especially if it meant I couldn't have any bacon over the lifespan of the album).

Zod

PJ_Soul said:

PP193448 said:

If it's Canadian bacon, then I'm definitely going with VS. Sorry all you northern neighbors, it's just not that good.

It's just called ham in Canada, lol.

That's wierd isn't it. We call it ham and our bacon is the same as US bacon, but for some reason they call ham Canadian bacon.... I've never understood that one.

Obviously bacon is better than ham

PP193448

Yeah. I thought so... Canadian ham... Not bacon... Got it. Yes bacon better than ham most of the time. Although Boars Head Sweet Slice ham is awesome.

mfc2006

I eat bacon while listening to VS.

FoxyRedLa

Canadian bacon is not ham apparently - ham is back bacon, different kind of meat. Canadian bacon = back bacon = ham... lol trying to piece this together

On another note - Michael Moore made a movie back in the 90's - Help America Fight The Canadians called Canadian Bacon....?? I haven't seen any of his work.

RP112579

mfc2006 said:

I eat bacon while listening to VS.

Everyone needs to get on his level.

mfc2006

RP112579 said:

mfc2006 said:

I eat bacon while listening to VS.

Everyone needs to get on his level.

haha!

2-feign-reluctance

mfc2006 said:

I eat bacon while listening to VS.

Big Bank Hank

Every song on Vs is greatly appreciated by this fan, bacon is okay, but I prefer pepperoni instead, still Vs wins

mattcoz

Why choose when you can eat bacon while listening to Vs?

PJ_Soul said:

PP193448 said:

If it's Canadian bacon, then I'm definitely going with VS. Sorry all you northern neighbors, it's just not that good.

It's just called ham in Canada, lol.

Which is still wrong. Ham comes from the leg, bacon comes from the belly, Canadian bacon comes from the loin.

Zod

mattcoz said:

Why choose when you can eat bacon while listening to Vs?

PJ_Soul said:

PP193448 said:

If it's Canadian bacon, then I'm definitely going with VS. Sorry all you northern neighbors, it's just not that good.

It's just called ham in Canada, lol.

Which is still wrong. Ham comes from the leg, bacon comes from the belly, Canadian bacon comes from the loin.

Which I think its moot because everyone both in Canada and the US loves Bacon. Ham or Canadian Bacon is similar and in either case isn't nearly as good as real Bacon.

PJ_Soul

It's true - bacon rules pork.

JB128716

OK... I have to modify the question since it's a runaway for VS.

Let's say you wake up on a Saturday at 8am. You can start the day with 5 slices of bacon or you can start by listening to VS.

If you choose bacon, you can not listen to PJ until lunch time. If you pick PJ, you can not eat bacon until lunch time.

PJ_Soul

JB128716 said:

OK... I have to modify the question since it's a runaway for VS.

Let's say you wake up on a Saturday at 8am. You can start the day with 5 slices of bacon or you can start by listening to VS.

If you choose bacon, you can not listen to PJ until lunch time. If you pick PJ, you can not eat bacon until lunch time.

I would never ever ever choose food over great music, even if it's bacon. Not unless I'm starving to death, anyway.

yellowwho

I would choose VS... and I would be very, very hungry by lunch time from all the thrashing around I would be doing listening to VS all morning. I would then eat bacon for lunch to replace my lost energy, probably along with some fast digesting carbohydrates. I'm not sure if I would be able to hold it all down though, because I would be pumped from all the loud music and it might upset my stomach.

FrankY59

yellowwho said:

I would choose VS... and I would be very, very hungry by lunch time from all the thrashing around I would be doing listening to VS all morning. I would then eat bacon for lunch to replace my lost energy, probably along with some fast digesting carbohydrates. I'm not sure if I would be able to hold it all down though, because I would be pumped from all the loud music and it might upset my stomach.

Does that mean you have to stop listening to VS if you get bacon for lunch? Than what do you do about dinner?

Big Bank Hank

2-feign-reluctance

Big Bank Hank said:

I don't do drugs, so this only looks like a giant blobby mess of my favourite album of all time.

Big Bank Hank

2-feign-reluctance said:

Big Bank Hank said:

I don't do drugs, so this only looks like a giant blobby mess of my favourite album of all time.

LOL, well I do, I figure if it is good enough for all my favorite bands, then it is good enough for me, been doing psychedelics for over 25 years now, anyway, sorry for the "giant blobby mess" as you call it, but ultimately I dig it, so that is all that matters

mrluthor9

I love bacon...especially when its wrapped around stuff like scallops and filet mignon.

I love VS all by its lonesome.

Winner... VS by at least three car lengths.

demetrios

PP193448 said:

If it's Canadian bacon, then I'm definitely going with VS. Sorry all you northern neighbors, it's just not that good.

Canadian bacon not that good?!?

SomethingCreative

I don't have to choose between the two and you can't make me

Hobbes

Yesterday I spun Vs. Later that night I had a bacon burger. Today I could definitely listen to Vs. again, but not so sure about the bacon.

MedozK

I could eat bacon every meal for the rest of my life...till my heart exploded.

Not sure I could listen to VS everyday...

PJ_Soul

I could eat a whole pack of bacon in one sitting. That's why I don't buy bacon.

yellowwho

Hobbes said:

Yesterday I spun Vs. Later that night I had a bacon burger. Today I could definitely listen to Vs. again, but not so sure about the bacon.

Maybe you can clear this up... when you say bacon burger, do you mean a burger with bacon on it, or , do you mean a burger that is 100 percent bacon formed and or ground into a burger shape patty, fried and put on a bun ?

Because the latter would be amazing

Hobbes

yellowwho said:

Hobbes said:

Yesterday I spun Vs. Later that night I had a bacon burger. Today I could definitely listen to Vs. again, but not so sure about the bacon.

Maybe you can clear this up... when you say bacon burger, do you mean a burger with bacon on it, or , do you mean a burger that is 100 percent bacon formed and or ground into a burger shape patty, fried and put on a bun ?

Because the latter would be amazing

Just a burger with bacon on it. Not sure if I dare try the other one. Too much bacon? Is there such a thing?

And for the record, I went to put bacon on my turkey sandwich today. Out of bacon! Going to listen to Binaural later. I just don't know what to think now.

yellowwho

Hobbes said:

yellowwho said:

Hobbes said:

Yesterday I spun Vs. Later that night I had a bacon burger. Today I could definitely listen to Vs. again, but not so sure about the bacon.

Maybe you can clear this up... when you say bacon burger, do you mean a burger with bacon on it, or , do you mean a burger that is 100 percent bacon formed and or ground into a burger shape patty, fried and put on a bun ?

Because the latter would be amazing

Just a burger with bacon on it. Not sure if I dare try the other one. Too much bacon? Is there such a thing?

And for the record, I went to put bacon on my turkey sandwich today. Out of bacon! Going to listen to Binaural later. I just don't know what to think now.

That's what I thought....... guess I was just wishful thinking. Me and my bacon fantasies !!

JB128716

Maybe I should try to spin some bacon on my turntable.

2-feign-reluctance

Bacon in Australia is fucking awesome. Thick cut type. Almost like ham.