Pearl Jam Cafe - A Hard Rock/Planet Hollywood style Bar & Restaurant: Please post menu ideas!!!

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vzouzal
vzouzal Posts: 202
edited March 2015 in The Porch
I think given the bands pension for being marketing gurus, clearance section ambassadors and trading card salesman, a Cafe is right up their alley! Let's give them a hand with some kewl menu ideas!

Here are a few to start:

JamBurger
Self-Titled Sticks aka Avocado sticks courtesy HughFreakingDillon
Dirty Frank's Kitchen Sink Nachos
the Fixer - An "all encompassing" hangover cure, Pearl Jam's answer to a Bloody Mary

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  • vzouzal
    vzouzal Posts: 202
    Surf & Turf would be called Oceans & Blood or Oceans & Garden (pescetarian option) & of course all seafood would be sustainable!
  • PJammer4life
    PJammer4life Los Angeles Posts: 2,669
    Don't It Make U Smile American breakfast- pancakes with smiley face ie butter for eyes, strawberry nose and bacon mouth with 2 eggs and hash browns.
    Bridge Benefit 1994, San Francisco 1995, San Diego 1995 1 & 2, Missoula 1998, Los Angeles 2000, San Diego 2000, Eddie Vedder/Beck 2/26/2002, Santa Barbara 2003, Irvine 2003, San Diego 2003, Vancouver 2005, Gorge 2005, San Diego 2006, Los Angeles 2006 1 & 2, Santa Barbara 2006, Eddie Vedder 4/10/08, Eddie Vedder 4/12/08, Eddie Vedder 4/15/08, 7/12/2008, SF 8/28/09, LA 9/30/09, LA 10/1/09, LA 10/06/09, LA 10/07/09, San Diego 10/09/09, Eddie Vedder 7/6/2011, Eddie Vedder 7/8/2011, PJ20 9/3/2011, PJ20 9/4/2011, Vancouver 9/25/2011, San Diego 11/21/13, LA 11/24/13, Ohana 9/25/21, Ohana 9/26/21, Ohana 10/1/21, EV 2/17/22, LA Forum 5/6/22, LA Forum 5/7/22, EV 10/1/22, EV 9/30/23
  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 41,322
    "HUMMUS"!!!

    Duh, that was easy...
  • Empty Glass
    Empty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    Even Flow sounds like a good coffee
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    So...would their foot and hand prints be on the outside in concrete?
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • ceska
    ceska New York Posts: 1,137
    Even Fries

    Don't Gimme No Lips & Assholes Veggie Dog

    Given to Fly Chicken Wings

    Nothing As It Seems Mystery Boxed Lunch

    And the joint itself would have to be called "Agyptian Cravings," of course.

  • ceska
    ceska New York Posts: 1,137
    vzouzal said:


    Here are a few to start:

    Untitled Sticks aka Avocado sticks courtesy HughFreakingDillo

    Should be Self-Titled Sticks.

  • WhatYouTaughtMe
    WhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    RKCNDY said:

    So...would their foot and hand prints be on the outside in concrete?

    Sure. Maybe they could name sandwiches after people on the board based on how many posts they have.
  • Bentleyspop
    Bentleyspop Craft Beer Brewery, Colorado Posts: 11,384
    If its to be Hard Rock/Planet Hollywood style then the food would be mediocre at best?
  • Blredyellow
    Blredyellow Posts: 843
    Um, no.

    Early favorite for worst thread of the year.

  • vzouzal
    vzouzal Posts: 202
    Comatose Wings

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