Degenerate-a-palooza - Tour Dates!

Empty Glass

6) hookers

Amongst the Ani

7) Blow to snort of the hookers arses.

Amongst the Ani

8) new 3fap. The last one smells funny.

SD48277

Empty Glass said:

SD48277 said:

Empty Glass said:

SD48277 said:

Oh, he's getting a JP alright. 11, at the last count.

I'm pretty sure I remember a 13 being posted

Points were deducted for good conduct. And you, sir, are back to 1.

Did I mention how wonderful you are SD?

Empty, 0.

Empty Glass

Amongst the Ani said:

8) new 3fap. The last one smells funny.

Uhhhhh, sorry about that

northerndragon

9) when I come back on tour I don't want to go to freezing NJ, to some tired already been there done that location. The pools closed and I'm bored. I vote F'me puts us all up in a Malibu beachfront till we pick somewhere new.

Amongst the Ani

I second ND's request. It would go with my heaters. I am not pooping in freezing temps.

F Me In The Brain

Request by Request:

1. More keg runs. You slacked lately - You got it. Never shall it be said that I do not keep my guests in beer/wine/spirits.
2. Might I suggest Costco for the Tequila. We need it in bulk See above. You all should drink less. (Or buy more?)
3. I'm tired of frozen pizzas and the crap you are feeding us. Why can't we eat at the table with your family? This should be an easy one to answer. The only time this is allowed is when I am on the road and 2 consecutive weeks w/o travel allowed the family to catch me up on what you DO share when allowed to eat at the table. 10 year old is asking for a fleshlight for his 11th birthday. He told me the other day that he knows 3 ways to make a teenage girl cry. (The fact that she would be crying out of desire for him does little to lesson the weirdness.) Tommy is the only 1 year old in the neighborhood that knows how to properly pump a keg stand....and what an upper decker is. (Thanks Empty for that one.) My wife locks her door at night in fear. I can rotate some other frozen foods in --- and you have access to a big ass grill so starting cooking Beer Chicken and fish tacos. All can be done in the Den level kitchen/grill.
4. I'm starting Tommy on building a home gym in your garage for me and RR. If this is to continue we need a place to get yoked at. I hope no issues with you having to park your car on the street during the winter. We will get you a new snow shovel to get your car out of the pile left from the snow plow. Tommy is onto the youtube videos watching how to build it already. I already park outside, was raised to embrace the weather. I support this decision and if Tommy is to be a left handed relief pitcher in the majors his path begins with being a dominating LL, Babe Ruth, Legion and High School athlete. This is my retirement plan and I thank you for supporting it.
5. Portable heaters in the backyard. You ever tried to crap in a hole outside while bottomless? It doesn't work so well. There is a bathroom downstairs on the den level that you all can use. If you can get Empty to stop eating frozen burritos it would not smell so awful that everyone chooses to use the tree pit. Heaters are for pussi.
6) hookers done. I know the number to call for you. You like Blookers best, right?
7) Blow to snort of the hookers arses. I told you the initial stay period was the only period I was providing blow for. On your own now dude....but a suggestion? Ask the Blookers.
8) new 3fap. The last one smells funny. See Empty.
9) when I come back on tour I don't want to go to freezing NJ, to some tired already been there done that location. The pools closed and I'm bored. I vote F'me puts us all up in a Malibu beachfront till we pick somewhere new. I will be making my third week long stay in CA next month during the residency time....but you shall not be joining me. If you like I can spring for a week down in Atlantic City on the boardwalk. Right by the water, casinos, suuuuper easy access to Blookers, blow, stds of all sorts, and I think you guys will like it.

Amongst the Ani

With F Me being so generous I don't think we shall ever leave. F Me, Should we all start calling you Dad?

Empty Glass

F'Me...I'm sure I have Ani on board too, suggestion. We buy the land behind you and put up a giant warehouse type place. Similar to what the Branch Davidians had in Waco. You have your quarters and we have ours.

Amongst the Ani

I second Emptys suggestion. We can get Tommy watching videos on how to build a compound for us.

F Me In The Brain

Good idea. There is a place I can see from my backyard for sale. (Hope the fence to my neighbor's yard and then cross his street.)
Small but you might be able to work with it....relatively cheap.
zillow.com/homedetails/1621-Ravenswood-Way-Cherry-Hill-NJ-08003/38234485_zpid/

Amongst the Ani

F Me, can we borrow $335,000 plus renovation costs. Tommy will be doing the work so it shouldn't be bad. 400k should do the trick.

F Me In The Brain

Sure, no problem. Let me call off the company investment, Shore House & island build out; more important for me to have the degenerate crew in walking distance.

Empty Glass

Tommy is swinging this hammer like a champ. I'm going to go poop in that 55 gallon drum and crack open a beer.

It's not slave labor because Tommy's cool as fuck. F'Me, go get pizza

northerndragon

Even with the new house I'm sick of Jersey! I want a new location, by the ocean!

Empty Glass

northerndragon said:

Even with the new house I'm sick of Jersey! I want a new location, by the ocean!

uhhhhhh, you need a map?

Amongst the Ani

She's Canadian. Leave her alone. Geography is not their best thing. They are only good at bacon and syrup.

northerndragon

I do not need a map. It is on the other side of Jersey from the ocean and no I don't want the ocean in driving distance, I want it right freaking there.
They grow you a little slow down there in PA/AZ don't they. It would explain your taste in hockey teams, how are they doing by the way?

F Me In The Brain

So you are welcome the Atlantic city offer then ND? Right in the ocean! (And lots of blookers too.)