Fun with my car

SPEEDY MCCREADY

Excuse me sir if I buy some wiper blades do you have someone who can throw them on real quick?

No, it's too cold outside. You need to bring it in to one of the bays, and it will be at least 2 hours before a bay door opens up. Can't you put them on yourself?


Of course. And now I will go buy them somewhere else, you blithering idiot.

The look on his face was classic.

badbrains

What a fucken choch. Unreal lazy ass. U have to video these encounters speedy so we can laugh our asses off.

SPEEDY MCCREADY

It's too fucking cold out?
If that piece of human fucking garbage had any fucking idea the week I had in my semi.

SPEEDY MCCREADY

Some 20 year old kid telling me it's too cold out.

God damn

badbrains

He really got under your skin ey speedy.

SPEEDY MCCREADY

Yesterday in 30 below windchill
My 49 year old fat ass strapped down 4 rooftop a/c units on a flatbed trailer. I spent an hour jumping up and down working my nuts off.

It's too cold for this piece of shit to put on wiper blades?

Wobbie

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote: »

No, it's too cold outside. You need to bring it in to one of the bays, and it will be at least 2 hours before a bay door opens up. Can't you put them on yourself?

call me an elitist fuck.....but, couldn't you?

I mean, it takes like two seconds (probably your point, but still.....)

SPEEDY MCCREADY

Like I said.
Of course I can put them on.

And so could have the "trained professional mechanic" who was going to sell me the wiper blades.

Wobbie

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote: »

Like I said.
Of course I can put them on.

And so could have the "trained professional mechanic" who was going to sell me the wiper blades.

OK....I just don't want you stressed and angry on this glorious day of football.

don't think about the bears....it's still a good day.

SPEEDY MCCREADY

Go Patriots

mookeywrench

A customer is only going to buy wiper blades if you will stand in sub-zero windchill and install them for free...

I wouldn't be too hungry for that customer's business.

Wobbie

mookeywrench wrote: »

A customer is only going to buy wiper blades if you will stand in sub-zero windchill and install them for free...

I wouldn't be too hungry for that customer's business.

whoa! I'm assuming it was pep boys or some such place.

SPEEDY MCCREADY

Who the fuck said he was going to install them for free?

I don't remember saying I wanted them installed for free.

That would make me a fucking moron.

SPEEDY MCCREADY

And by the way.
It's about 30 degrees warmer than yesterday.

mookeywrench

Epic coldness..just install them and carry on.

badbrains

I'm still trying to visualize speedy jumping up and down trying to keep his balls warm.

SPEEDY MCCREADY

Yesterday was epic coldness. Today is winter in Chicago.

Go Patriots.

SPEEDY MCCREADY

Just Tires

deadendp

Now gentlemen, I have to pose a question that is just not politically correct to do so. If I had gone in and asked for the same thing and in the same way that Speedy did, would they have put the wiper blades on for me? My bet would be yes. Now, it isn't that I would have done anything different. I am a female, but it isn't like I dress like Ice T's wife (or built that way for that matter.) Just posing that question. There are times that my husband tells me (when the car dealership gleefully washes my car or the nice State Highway patrolman doesn't give me a ticket for speeding) that he thinks/knows that if it were him, he wouldn't/hasn't gotten the car washed, nor would he have been able to skip out on the ticket by apologizing.

And for the record, I do not pull the girl card. I did not cry to the cop. I did apologize for getting busted for going 11 MPH over the speed limit in my husband's 5 speed that I don't usually drive. I didn't bat my eyelashes to him or the nice folks at the dealership.

badbrains

When you're at a bar and want a drink what do u do? U hand your money to your girl and say order me a drink. Plz

SPEEDY MCCREADY

2nd joint I go to.

Excuse me sir, is it possible for you to install a new set of wiper blades?

Sure no problem. Where is your car?

Right out in front.

Sure give me a minute.

Thanks

Not once did he say it was too cold and I should do it myself. But he did get a real good laugh at the story I told him.

And my wiper blade drama has officially come to an end.
hahahaha

Go Patriots.

mookeywrench

Would have ended at 10:47AM (PCT) had you installed them yourself.

Go hawks.

SPEEDY MCCREADY

mookeywrench wrote: »

Would have ended at 10:47AM had you installed them yourself.

Go hawks.

Once the IGNORANT PRICK told me it was too cold.
I wasn't buying the blades from him.

YOU can look at it any way you want.
I really don't give a flying fuck.

GO PATRIOTS!

badbrains

Fuck the pats go RANGERS! Hahaha

SPEEDY MCCREADY

badbrains wrote: »

Fuck the pats go RANGERS! Hahaha

GO PATRIOTS!!!!

Go Blackhawks!

Wobbie

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote: »

Who the fuck said he was going to install them for free?

I don't remember saying I wanted them installed for free.

That would make me a fucking moron.

I assumed free...but also thought maybe you were at the local gas station where you would pay a premium.

deadendp wrote: »

Now gentlemen, I have to pose a question that is just not politically correct to do so. If I had gone in and asked for the same thing and in the same way that Speedy did, would they have put the wiper blades on for me? My bet would be yes. Now, it isn't that I would have done anything different. I am a female, but it isn't like I dress like Ice T's wife (or built that way for that matter.) Just posing that question. There are times that my husband tells me (when the car dealership gleefully washes my car or the nice State Highway patrolman doesn't give me a ticket for speeding) that he thinks/knows that if it were him, he wouldn't/hasn't gotten the car washed, nor would he have been able to skip out on the ticket by apologizing.

And for the record, I do not pull the girl card. I did not cry to the cop. I did apologize for getting busted for going 11 MPH over the speed limit in my husband's 5 speed that I don't usually drive. I didn't bat my eyelashes to him or the nice folks at the dealership.

I dunno....but you made me google Ice-T's wife.



good lord!! I'm not surprised, tho......dude is a hell of an actor.

SPEEDY MCCREADY

Next time I go to the mechanic.
Im going to dress like Ice T's wife.

Lets see where that gets me.

mookeywrench

"This is the strength of our team, it’s not my strength. I think that really speaks to the work ethic, the discipline of our guys, the mental toughness, the ability to self-install windshield wipers. It’s not easy to get up every day, on a Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and grind through it like we do. I think that although it may not be really short-term, the positive feelings from some of those things in the end, that’s when it pays off the most. I think you just have to grind through it. It’s hard for everybody. It feels a little easier out here on days like this. But ultimately it comes down to your execution and how well you go out and play. Like I said, our team has always done a good job of that this time of year when it matters."

- Tom Brady

mookeywrench

"It either gets done or it doesn't. And I'm not really too involved in the process besides letting him know how I feel and letting him take care of that and letting the Baltimore Ravens take care of their side. And that's really my involvement. It's not about the money, it's about what you as a player feel that you deserve, it's about shopping around for 2 hours trying to get someone else to install windshield wipers in epic coldness. And at the end of the day, they'll take care of it and I'll be waiting."

- Joe Flacco

SD48277

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote: »

Next time I go to the mechanic.
Im going to dress like Ice T's wife.

Lets see where that gets me.

) (sorry, imalive, but ^^^ made me laugh out loud)

Wobbie

SD48277 wrote: »

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote: »

Next time I go to the mechanic.
Im going to dress like Ice T's wife.

Lets see where that gets me.

) (sorry, imalive, but ^^^ made me laugh out loud)

why be sorry? speedy in a dental floss thong? that's (most likely) some funny shit!