Has some body actually really honestly asked this before????

whispering hands
whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
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I got an email from the 10c stating my member pack thingies would ship in 48 hours or less.. Then in Bold Letters, ensconced in Astericks, was a side note that digital downloads are not shipped. It then gave instructions on downloading them!! How would you even DO that???( Ship a digital download) made me giggle!!

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  • JTH
    JTH Chicago Posts: 3,238
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  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,760
    :))

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  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    Hahahaha!! My favorite is the curling irons! This is for external use only!
  • oftenreading
    oftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,856
    whispering hands said:

    Hahahaha!! My favorite is the curling irons! This is for external use only!

    But I like my intestines extra-curly!
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    Lol
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Fucking idiots are responsible for these types of warnings (not to mention the costs involved).

    Or maybe it's borne of the litigious nature of our society.

    "They didn't tell me to keep that plastic bag away from my baby!"

    Goddamn but I miss seeing day-to-day common sense...AND responsibility.
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    hedonist said:

    Fucking idiots are responsible for these types of warnings (not to mention the costs involved).

    Or maybe it's borne of the litigious nature of our society.

    "They didn't tell me to keep that plastic bag away from my baby!"

    Goddamn but I miss seeing day-to-day common sense...AND responsibility.

    I agree, but that note in the email was just too funny!! Hence the rest of this thread. Yeah common sense will be a page in the museum of humanity one day.. And not too far off even. Sad sad thing.
  • shortstack
    shortstack Posts: 2,339
    PJ_Soul said:


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    actually... the second one is the proper pooping position.
    sorry, off topic. carry on. :P
    did you see me? i saw you.
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    shortstack said:

    PJ_Soul said:


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    actually... the second one is the proper pooping position.
    sorry, off topic. carry on. :P
    I've heard that squatting is the way to go!

    (so to speak)
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    hedonist said:

    shortstack said:

    PJ_Soul said:


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    actually... the second one is the proper pooping position.
    sorry, off topic. carry on. :P
    I've heard that squatting is the way to go!

    (so to speak)
    It's actually more efficient. Juuuuuust not while using a toilet!
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,760
    edited November 2014
    shortstack said:

    PJ_Soul said:


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    actually... the second one is the proper pooping position.
    sorry, off topic. carry on. :P
    I have heard that some people from the countries where squatting is the norm keep squatting on toilets when they come to sit-while-pooping countries, lol. Not cool - foot prints on the toilet seat don't work for me! ... facing the tank too is just crazy. :))

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  • Annafalk
    Annafalk Sweden Posts: 4,004
    It's because of all the law sues :)
  • Malroth
    Malroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,558

    I'm bored. This picture is worth a bump.


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  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    malroth #1
    me #2
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    i forget the question
  • Thirty Bills Unpaid
    Thirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    Malroth said:


    I'm bored. This picture is worth a bump.


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    Some kids have stubby necks though and need to be elongated.
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  • rgambs
    rgambs Posts: 13,576
    I worked customer service for electric heaters once, there was a customer who couldn't get it to work, they never plugged it in.
    After 20 minutes of troubleshooting,
    "What's the wire coming out of the back?"
    "The only chord is the power chord."
    "Should I plug that into the wall?"
    "Ummm, yes"
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  • dudeman
    dudeman Posts: 3,182
    I once did a service call for a guy who couldn't get his home theater equipment to turn on. He was stumped so he called my company.

    After checking out the connections, I found that he had his power strip plugged into itself.

    SMH.. . .....

    What makes it worse was the guy's attitude. He was livid with the manufacturer of his gear and he was telling me how he was going to sue the hell out of them for selling such shitty products.

    His attitude changed pretty quickly when I showed him what was wrong.
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