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imagine you're a terrible old school rap artist

BinFrogBinFrog Posts: 7,309
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Here's your task: come up with 2 lines (that rhyme) that would be really corny if they were actual hip hop lyrics from back in the day.

As in:

All the other MCs are all just fakes
Cuz they're just churning butter like Land 'O Lakes.

Bring out your inner cheese ball hip hop artist and let's see how bad you can get.
Bright eyed kid: "Wow Typo Man, you're the best!"
Typo Man: "Thanks kidz, but remembir, stay in skool!"

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  • FrankieGFrankieG Posts: 9,100
    I'm not sure what you are trying to do,
    but it definitely smells like a bunch of poo.

    (not at you BinFrog, at the other MC's :)) )
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  • BinFrogBinFrog Posts: 7,309
    Is that from Frankie G-Money's 1987 debut album "Yo, Bum Rush The Toilet"?"
    Bright eyed kid: "Wow Typo Man, you're the best!"
    Typo Man: "Thanks kidz, but remembir, stay in skool!"
  • EarlWelshEarlWelsh Posts: 1,118
    "My girlfriend's fat, I like her like that.
    She moves like a snail, she don't move like a cat."

    - my Dad, for real
  • BinFrogBinFrog Posts: 7,309
    I once got up before the crack of dawn
    I got up early then I mowed the lawn
    Bright eyed kid: "Wow Typo Man, you're the best!"
    Typo Man: "Thanks kidz, but remembir, stay in skool!"
  • FrankieGFrankieG Posts: 9,100
    BinFrog said:

    Is that from Frankie G-Money's 1987 debut album "Yo, Bum Rush The Toilet"?"

    My username is one of my high school nicknames, and the G was for Gangsta (I'm not kidding :)) )
    I kept it cause G is also my Middle name. ;)
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    2010: 5/20 NY, 5/21 NY ... 2011: 6/21 EV NY, 9/3 WI, 9/4 WI ... 2012: 9/2 PA, 9/22 GA ... 2013: 10/18 NY, 10/19 NY, 10/21 PA, 10/22 PA, 10/27 MD
    2015: 9/23 NY, 9/26 NY ... 2016: 4/28 PA, 4/29 PA, 5/1 NY, 5/2 NY, 6/11 TN, 8/7 MA, 11/4 TOTD PA, 11/5 TOTD PA ... 2018: 8/10 WA
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  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,364
    FrankieG said:

    BinFrog said:

    Is that from Frankie G-Money's 1987 debut album "Yo, Bum Rush The Toilet"?"

    My username is one of my high school nicknames, and the G was for Gangsta (I'm not kidding :)) )
    I kept it cause G is also my Middle name. ;)
    And I bet u were so gangsta! :-)

    Creeping round the corner so the cops don't sees us
    walking flatfooted so I don't crease my ADIDAS!!!

    (Drops mike and walks off stage) killed it...
  • LongueuilLongueuil Posts: 2,224
    FrankieG said:

    BinFrog said:

    Is that from Frankie G-Money's 1987 debut album "Yo, Bum Rush The Toilet"?"

    My username is one of my high school nicknames, and the G was for Gangsta (I'm not kidding :)) )
    I kept it cause G is also my Middle name. ;)
    All these time I thought your nickname was a homage to Kenny G!
    Disappointed you find me

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  • BinFrogBinFrog Posts: 7,309
    Kenny G ain't got nuthin' on me
    I broke his clarinet and drank all his tea.
    Bright eyed kid: "Wow Typo Man, you're the best!"
    Typo Man: "Thanks kidz, but remembir, stay in skool!"
  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,364
    BinFrog said:

    Kenny G ain't got nuthin' on me
    I broke his clarinet and drank all his tea.

    …It's not a clarinet, it's a sax
    I play it real good and got money in stacks...
  • BinFrogBinFrog Posts: 7,309
    That's the best part about it...I know it's not a clarinet :)
    Bright eyed kid: "Wow Typo Man, you're the best!"
    Typo Man: "Thanks kidz, but remembir, stay in skool!"
  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,364
    BinFrog said:

    That's the best part about it...I know it's not a clarinet :)

    That makes it an even funnier bad rap!

  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,515
    I'm the D O Double G but my friends call me snoop
    When I get a cold I eat some MF'in chicken soup!
  • BinFrogBinFrog Posts: 7,309
    Straight outta Norwood
    Even keeled dude named Binfrog
    Bright eyed kid: "Wow Typo Man, you're the best!"
    Typo Man: "Thanks kidz, but remembir, stay in skool!"
  • 2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance Posts: 23,308
    All these busta's talkin' Halts Maul
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  • Ledbetterman10Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,882
    I'm just gonna quote Weird Al on this one

    Play me online where ya know that I'll beat you
    If I ever meet you, I'll control-alt-delete you
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