OFFI-cal #DirtyFranking all the way to bad brains attendees LIST

badbrains

And PLEASE NO lining up at 3am day before party! I have neighbors.

lolobugg

badbrains said:

lolobugg said:

I will bring the merch truck and stickers along with unused GA tickets

Look how generous Logan is! Maybe we can have sawyer work the merch truck so we don't have any issues of people hoarding all the stickers!

)
Holy shit!!!
I just spit out my water
just that fuckers name makes me think of his avatar and the whole PJ20 thing.
we will put that fucker to work

badbrains

lolobugg said:

badbrains said:

lolobugg said:

I will bring the merch truck and stickers along with unused GA tickets

Look how generous Logan is! Maybe we can have sawyer work the merch truck so we don't have any issues of people hoarding all the stickers!

)
Holy shit!!!
I just spit out my water
just that fuckers name makes me think of his avatar and the whole PJ20 thing.
we will put that fucker to work

Who's gonna keep an eye on him so he's not on his computer or smartphone flipping said stickers/GA tix? Hmmmmmm, any volunteers? Kat? Sea?

lolobugg

badbrains said:

lolobugg said:

badbrains said:

lolobugg said:

I will bring the merch truck and stickers along with unused GA tickets

Look how generous Logan is! Maybe we can have sawyer work the merch truck so we don't have any issues of people hoarding all the stickers!

)
Holy shit!!!
I just spit out my water
just that fuckers name makes me think of his avatar and the whole PJ20 thing.
we will put that fucker to work

Who's gonna keep an eye on him so he's not on his computer or smartphone flipping said stickers/GA tix? Hmmmmmm, any volunteers? Kat? Sea?

We will leave the goat with him.
keep his ass in line

btw: I have still not stopped laughing
I gotta keep it together at work.....

badbrains

lolobugg said:

badbrains said:

lolobugg said:

badbrains said:

lolobugg said:

I will bring the merch truck and stickers along with unused GA tickets

Look how generous Logan is! Maybe we can have sawyer work the merch truck so we don't have any issues of people hoarding all the stickers!

)
Holy shit!!!
I just spit out my water
just that fuckers name makes me think of his avatar and the whole PJ20 thing.
we will put that fucker to work

Who's gonna keep an eye on him so he's not on his computer or smartphone flipping said stickers/GA tix? Hmmmmmm, any volunteers? Kat? Sea?

We will leave the goat with him.
keep his ass in line

btw: I have still not stopped laughing
I gotta keep it together at work.....

Well, you're in luck cuz I'm gonna take another 2 hour break again to watch some champions league games at 2:45. )

lolobugg

aww, man....
enjoy the games... as for Instant Karma Yakizuma.
prob should put him on the list,
as long as he brings some of that super solider serum weed from Denver

handreads7-30

sign me up +1. i can bring a bootleg of "flipper" and my +1 will be there to cut to the front of line when the mercy truck opens but only to "take photos" of the poster and sticker.

badbrains

handreads7-30 said:

sign me up +1. i can bring a bootleg of "flipper" and my +1 will be there to cut to the front of line when the mercy truck opens but only to "take photos" of the poster and sticker.

Ok handreads but only if your +1 promises to take pics of ALL activities! We're gonna need a cameraman!

lolobugg

handreads7-30 said:

sign me up +1. i can bring a bootleg of "flipper" and my +1 will be there to cut to the front of line when the mercy truck opens but only to "take photos" of the poster and sticker.

BB, approve this guy!!!
and yeah it is the "Mercy" truck as all the merch is not approved by the band.
we will have HALTS MAUL posters and variants available.

badbrains

lolobugg said:

aww, man....
enjoy the games... as for Instant Karma Yakizuma.
prob should put him on the list,
as long as he brings some of that super solider serum weed from Denver

I'm still iffy about this guy/gal. I need someone to vouch for him/her. Need to see if his/her KARMA is legit.

badbrains

lolobugg said:

handreads7-30 said:

sign me up +1. i can bring a bootleg of "flipper" and my +1 will be there to cut to the front of line when the mercy truck opens but only to "take photos" of the poster and sticker.

BB, approve this guy!!!
and yeah it is the "Mercy" truck as all the merch is not approved by the band.
we will have HALTS MAUL posters and variants available.

Ok Logan, I'm taking your word on this guy! He's in

Empty Glass

badbrains said:

Empty Glass said:

If love to come, you've been cracking me up. Maybe once I get there I can find out what the fuck Haults Maul is....I took too long a break and missed something )

Empty, it wouldn't be a party without ya! You're in!

Thanks, Haults Maul bro!

badbrains

Empty Glass said:

badbrains said:

Empty Glass said:

If love to come, you've been cracking me up. Maybe once I get there I can find out what the fuck Haults Maul is....I took too long a break and missed something )

Empty, it wouldn't be a party without ya! You're in!

Thanks, Haults Maul bro!

Anytime Empty! Thanks for committing to the party!

F Me In The Brain

I would like to come and as a gift to my Pearl Jam friends I would bring a game for us to play while getting inebriated in our preferred fashion.

This basis for the game would be a listing of request threads posted over the last 2 years.

This would be broken down by category and the (2) best requests (and by best, I mean most laughable) for each category would be listed for discussion by all. [Serious requests for sad/real issues would have their own category and not be included in this fun exercise.]

As the creator of the game, I would be the arbiter of the original categories and top threads in those categories but from that point forward I envision setting up a simple voting system so that all participants might pick their favorites.

For example:

Cat #1:
"My Kid's First Show"
Option #1, Cat #1: Maybe there is a thread talking about how someone is dying to bring their 2 year old into the pit to experience their first show (Ed, could you toss a little bastard a tambourine please?)

Option #2, Cat #1: Maybe there is a thread talking about how a fan is concerned that their 57 day old baby might be too young for an EV solo show. (Ed, could you put a cradle next to your tape recorder on stage? Maybe sing 'Can't Keep' in a lullaby fashion so that Little Johnny Poopstick can go to sleep whilst Mommy and Daddy enjoy themselves?)

The vote:
Put up a board with a sampling of each thread on 1 side of the board. Have a pile of stickers of a donkey at the base of the board and each voter can put a jackass sticker next to what they think is the better (funniest/most ridiculous) request thread for that category.

The award:
Perhaps the winner's thread gets awarded a personalized "Golden Chalice of Afterbirth" congratulating them on their most ridiculous and f'd up request as decided by a bunch of smoked out fools/fellow PJ fans.
(Of course to fill the personalized chalices we would need to start some request threads asking for any fans about to give birth to donate to our prize pool.)



Too ridiculous?
(Not as ridiculous as many of the request threads here to the band.)

lolobugg

badbrains said:

lolobugg said:

handreads7-30 said:

sign me up +1. i can bring a bootleg of "flipper" and my +1 will be there to cut to the front of line when the mercy truck opens but only to "take photos" of the poster and sticker.

BB, approve this guy!!!
and yeah it is the "Mercy" truck as all the merch is not approved by the band.
we will have HALTS MAUL posters and variants available.

Ok Logan, I'm taking your word on this guy! He's in

I think he just has a hard time expressing himself online
)
we just have to keep him high

badbrains

F Me In The Brain said:

I would like to come and as a gift to my Pearl Jam friends I would bring a game for us to play while getting inebriated in our preferred fashion.

This basis for the game would be a listing of request threads posted over the last 2 years.

This would be broken down by category and the (2) best requests (and by best, I mean most laughable) for each category would be listed for discussion by all. [Serious requests for sad/real issues would have their own category and not be included in this fun exercise.]

As the creator of the game, I would be the arbiter of the original categories and top threads in those categories but from that point forward I envision setting up a simple voting system so that all participants might pick their favorites.

For example:

Cat #1:
"My Kid's First Show"
Option #1, Cat #1: Maybe there is a thread talking about how someone is dying to bring their 2 year old into the pit to experience their first show (Ed, could you toss a little bastard a tambourine please?)

Option #2, Cat #1: Maybe there is a thread talking about how a fan is concerned that their 57 day old baby might be too young for an EV solo show. (Ed, could you put a cradle next to your tape recorder on stage? Maybe sing 'Can't Keep' in a lullaby fashion so that Little Johnny Poopstick can go to sleep whilst Mommy and Daddy enjoy themselves?)

The vote:
Put up a board with a sampling of each thread on 1 side of the board. Have a pile of stickers of a donkey at the base of the board and each voter can put a jackass sticker next to what they think is the better (funniest/most ridiculous) request thread for that category.

The award:
Perhaps the winner's thread gets awarded a personalized "Golden Chalice of Afterbirth" congratulating them on their most ridiculous and f'd up request as decided by a bunch of smoked out fools/fellow PJ fans.
(Of course to fill the personalized chalices we would need to start some request threads asking for any fans about to give birth to donate to our prize pool.)



Too ridiculous?
(Not as ridiculous as many of the request threads here to the band.)

F, I'm putting you on the list cuz you wrote some long ass thing that confused the shit out me and I'm sure a lot of our fellow members. But you DEF have to come so you're in!

afroannnie

If Eddie comes, I'll bring some Eddie Vedder Stew as well.

F Me In The Brain

badbrains said:

F Me In The Brain said:

I would like to come and as a gift to my Pearl Jam friends I would bring a game for us to play while getting inebriated in our preferred fashion.

This basis for the game would be a listing of request threads posted over the last 2 years.

This would be broken down by category and the (2) best requests (and by best, I mean most laughable) for each category would be listed for discussion by all. [Serious requests for sad/real issues would have their own category and not be included in this fun exercise.]

As the creator of the game, I would be the arbiter of the original categories and top threads in those categories but from that point forward I envision setting up a simple voting system so that all participants might pick their favorites.

For example:

Cat #1:
"My Kid's First Show"
Option #1, Cat #1: Maybe there is a thread talking about how someone is dying to bring their 2 year old into the pit to experience their first show (Ed, could you toss a little bastard a tambourine please?)

Option #2, Cat #1: Maybe there is a thread talking about how a fan is concerned that their 57 day old baby might be too young for an EV solo show. (Ed, could you put a cradle next to your tape recorder on stage? Maybe sing 'Can't Keep' in a lullaby fashion so that Little Johnny Poopstick can go to sleep whilst Mommy and Daddy enjoy themselves?)

The vote:
Put up a board with a sampling of each thread on 1 side of the board. Have a pile of stickers of a donkey at the base of the board and each voter can put a jackass sticker next to what they think is the better (funniest/most ridiculous) request thread for that category.

The award:
Perhaps the winner's thread gets awarded a personalized "Golden Chalice of Afterbirth" congratulating them on their most ridiculous and f'd up request as decided by a bunch of smoked out fools/fellow PJ fans.
(Of course to fill the personalized chalices we would need to start some request threads asking for any fans about to give birth to donate to our prize pool.)



Too ridiculous?
(Not as ridiculous as many of the request threads here to the band.)

F, I'm putting you on the list cuz you wrote some long ass thing that confused the shit out me and I'm sure a lot of our fellow members. But you DEF have to come so you're in!

LOL, sorry you didnt get my game, must not have explained it well enough. I thank you for the invitation!

lolobugg

badbrains said:

F Me In The Brain said:

I would like to come and as a gift to my Pearl Jam friends I would bring a game for us to play while getting inebriated in our preferred fashion.

This basis for the game would be a listing of request threads posted over the last 2 years.

This would be broken down by category and the (2) best requests (and by best, I mean most laughable) for each category would be listed for discussion by all. [Serious requests for sad/real issues would have their own category and not be included in this fun exercise.]

As the creator of the game, I would be the arbiter of the original categories and top threads in those categories but from that point forward I envision setting up a simple voting system so that all participants might pick their favorites.

For example:

Cat #1:
"My Kid's First Show"
Option #1, Cat #1: Maybe there is a thread talking about how someone is dying to bring their 2 year old into the pit to experience their first show (Ed, could you toss a little bastard a tambourine please?)

Option #2, Cat #1: Maybe there is a thread talking about how a fan is concerned that their 57 day old baby might be too young for an EV solo show. (Ed, could you put a cradle next to your tape recorder on stage? Maybe sing 'Can't Keep' in a lullaby fashion so that Little Johnny Poopstick can go to sleep whilst Mommy and Daddy enjoy themselves?)

The vote:
Put up a board with a sampling of each thread on 1 side of the board. Have a pile of stickers of a donkey at the base of the board and each voter can put a jackass sticker next to what they think is the better (funniest/most ridiculous) request thread for that category.

The award:
Perhaps the winner's thread gets awarded a personalized "Golden Chalice of Afterbirth" congratulating them on their most ridiculous and f'd up request as decided by a bunch of smoked out fools/fellow PJ fans.
(Of course to fill the personalized chalices we would need to start some request threads asking for any fans about to give birth to donate to our prize pool.)



Too ridiculous?
(Not as ridiculous as many of the request threads here to the band.)

F, I'm putting you on the list cuz you wrote some long ass thing that confused the shit out me and I'm sure a lot of our fellow members. But you DEF have to come so you're in!

That is a nice Chalice, though.
we could auction that to pay for Stefan's airfare to the party (shipping)

badbrains

lolobugg said:

badbrains said:

lolobugg said:

handreads7-30 said:

sign me up +1. i can bring a bootleg of "flipper" and my +1 will be there to cut to the front of line when the mercy truck opens but only to "take photos" of the poster and sticker.

BB, approve this guy!!!
and yeah it is the "Mercy" truck as all the merch is not approved by the band.
we will have HALTS MAUL posters and variants available.

Ok Logan, I'm taking your word on this guy! He's in

I think he just has a hard time expressing himself online
)
we just have to keep him high

With this bunch of degenerates, that WONT be a problem! And anyone who wants to get added, Logan has the power to say yes/no to.