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    2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,149
    All these secrets...
    www.cluthelee.com
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    HeisenbergHeisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,957
    Ok, ok, ok...as someone who has actually heard the story, and for anyone who has ever seen any of KW18's dance videos, this story is definitely worthy of it's own thread. Unfortunately Afro is right, it cannot be told by anyone except her and KW18 (in person) or it would lose much of it's comedic value. Think of it as PJ lore. Something you must hear live (like Black Red Yellow in Detroit :D ) I understand that many of you are confused, but Afro is right, this goddamn forum needs some thread, ANY thread that isn't "Help I NEEEEEEEED tickets to _______, but only if they are GA or reverves with a 10c number between 100 and 5000." or "FS Ten Coke Bottle Vinyl Sealed".
    Let's just say that having heard the story, I can never hear The Fixer the same way again.
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    derbydavederbydave Columbus, OH Posts: 11,254
    Heisenberg said:

    Ok, ok, ok...as someone who has actually heard the story, and for anyone who has ever seen any of KW18's dance videos, this story is definitely worthy of it's own thread. Unfortunately Afro is right, it cannot be told by anyone except her and KW18 (in person) or it would lose much of it's comedic value. Think of it as PJ lore. Something you must hear live (like Black Red Yellow in Detroit :D ) I understand that many of you are confused, but Afro is right, this goddamn forum needs some thread, ANY thread that isn't "Help I NEEEEEEEED tickets to _______, but only if they are GA or reverves with a 10c number between 100 and 5000." or "FS Ten Coke Bottle Vinyl Sealed".
    Let's just say that having heard the story, I can never hear The Fixer the same way again.

    Since you're feeling AGREEABLE with Ashlee...
    YOU...Mr. Heisenberg need to join NO BITCHES!!!!
    (Just doing the job assigned to me by the OP :D )
    '96: Seattle: Key Arena
    '98: Seattle: Memorial Stadium 1 & 2
    '00: Columbus: Polaris
    '03: Columbus: Germain
    '10: Columbus: Nationwide Arena
    '11: East Troy: Alpine Valley - PJ20 1 & 2 + EV Detroit
    '12: Missoula + EV Jacksonville 1 & 2
    '13: Chicago / Pittsburgh / Buffalo / Seattle
    '14: Cincinnati / St. Louis / Tulsa / Lincoln / Memphis / Detroit / Moline
    '15: New York City - Global Citizen Festival
    '16: Greenville / Hampton / Raleigh / Columbia / Lexington / Ottawa / Toronto 1 & 2 / Wrigley 1 & 2
    '17: Brooklyn - Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony
    '18: London 1 & 2 / Seattle 1 & 2 / Missoula / Wrigley 1
    '22: Nashville / St. Louis


    http://www.livefootsteps.org/user/?usr=170

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    RoleModelsinBlood31RoleModelsinBlood31 Austin TX Posts: 6,150
    Can't figure out which sucks more, this thread or the song!
    I'm like an opening band for your mom.
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    afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    derbydave said:

    Heisenberg said:

    Ok, ok, ok...as someone who has actually heard the story, and for anyone who has ever seen any of KW18's dance videos, this story is definitely worthy of it's own thread. Unfortunately Afro is right, it cannot be told by anyone except her and KW18 (in person) or it would lose much of it's comedic value. Think of it as PJ lore. Something you must hear live (like Black Red Yellow in Detroit :D ) I understand that many of you are confused, but Afro is right, this goddamn forum needs some thread, ANY thread that isn't "Help I NEEEEEEEED tickets to _______, but only if they are GA or reverves with a 10c number between 100 and 5000." or "FS Ten Coke Bottle Vinyl Sealed".
    Let's just say that having heard the story, I can never hear The Fixer the same way again.

    Since you're feeling AGREEABLE with Ashlee...
    YOU...Mr. Heisenberg need to join NO BITCHES!!!!
    (Just doing the job assigned to me by the OP :D )
    Thank you Heisenberg! And yes..come hang out with us! You know you want to...
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
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    badbrainsbadbrains Posts: 10,255
    afroannnie said:

    derbydave said:

    Heisenberg said:

    Ok, ok, ok...as someone who has actually heard the story, and for anyone who has ever seen any of KW18's dance videos, this story is definitely worthy of it's own thread. Unfortunately Afro is right, it cannot be told by anyone except her and KW18 (in person) or it would lose much of it's comedic value. Think of it as PJ lore. Something you must hear live (like Black Red Yellow in Detroit :D ) I understand that many of you are confused, but Afro is right, this goddamn forum needs some thread, ANY thread that isn't "Help I NEEEEEEEED tickets to _______, but only if they are GA or reverves with a 10c number between 100 and 5000." or "FS Ten Coke Bottle Vinyl Sealed".
    Let's just say that having heard the story, I can never hear The Fixer the same way again.

    Since you're feeling AGREEABLE with Ashlee...
    YOU...Mr. Heisenberg need to join NO BITCHES!!!!
    (Just doing the job assigned to me by the OP :D )
    Thank you Heisenberg! And yes..come hang out with us! You know you want to...
    But I thought no women allowed? Wtf!
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    smarcheesmarchee Windsor, Ontario Posts: 14,539
    I love insight jokes
    I hope to be apart of one one day
    1998 ~ Barrie
    2003 ~ Toronto
    2005 ~ London, Toronto
    2006 ~ Toronto
    2008 ~ Hartford, Mansfied I,
    2009 ~ Toronto, Chicago I, Chicago II
    2010 ~ Cleveland, Buffalo
    2011 ~ Toronto I, Toronto II, Ottawa, Hamilton
    2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
    2014 - Detroit
    2019 - Chicago X 2
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    derbydavederbydave Columbus, OH Posts: 11,254
    badbrains said:

    afroannnie said:

    derbydave said:

    Heisenberg said:

    Ok, ok, ok...as someone who has actually heard the story, and for anyone who has ever seen any of KW18's dance videos, this story is definitely worthy of it's own thread. Unfortunately Afro is right, it cannot be told by anyone except her and KW18 (in person) or it would lose much of it's comedic value. Think of it as PJ lore. Something you must hear live (like Black Red Yellow in Detroit :D ) I understand that many of you are confused, but Afro is right, this goddamn forum needs some thread, ANY thread that isn't "Help I NEEEEEEEED tickets to _______, but only if they are GA or reverves with a 10c number between 100 and 5000." or "FS Ten Coke Bottle Vinyl Sealed".
    Let's just say that having heard the story, I can never hear The Fixer the same way again.

    Since you're feeling AGREEABLE with Ashlee...
    YOU...Mr. Heisenberg need to join NO BITCHES!!!!
    (Just doing the job assigned to me by the OP :D )
    Thank you Heisenberg! And yes..come hang out with us! You know you want to...
    But I thought no women allowed? Wtf!
    Women are allowed...just NO BITCHES / complainers!!!
    '96: Seattle: Key Arena
    '98: Seattle: Memorial Stadium 1 & 2
    '00: Columbus: Polaris
    '03: Columbus: Germain
    '10: Columbus: Nationwide Arena
    '11: East Troy: Alpine Valley - PJ20 1 & 2 + EV Detroit
    '12: Missoula + EV Jacksonville 1 & 2
    '13: Chicago / Pittsburgh / Buffalo / Seattle
    '14: Cincinnati / St. Louis / Tulsa / Lincoln / Memphis / Detroit / Moline
    '15: New York City - Global Citizen Festival
    '16: Greenville / Hampton / Raleigh / Columbia / Lexington / Ottawa / Toronto 1 & 2 / Wrigley 1 & 2
    '17: Brooklyn - Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony
    '18: London 1 & 2 / Seattle 1 & 2 / Missoula / Wrigley 1
    '22: Nashville / St. Louis


    http://www.livefootsteps.org/user/?usr=170

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    afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    smarchee said:

    I love insight jokes
    I hope to be apart of one one day

    Smarchee..did you go to the Detroit show?
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
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    afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    derbydave said:

    badbrains said:

    afroannnie said:

    derbydave said:

    Heisenberg said:

    Ok, ok, ok...as someone who has actually heard the story, and for anyone who has ever seen any of KW18's dance videos, this story is definitely worthy of it's own thread. Unfortunately Afro is right, it cannot be told by anyone except her and KW18 (in person) or it would lose much of it's comedic value. Think of it as PJ lore. Something you must hear live (like Black Red Yellow in Detroit :D ) I understand that many of you are confused, but Afro is right, this goddamn forum needs some thread, ANY thread that isn't "Help I NEEEEEEEED tickets to _______, but only if they are GA or reverves with a 10c number between 100 and 5000." or "FS Ten Coke Bottle Vinyl Sealed".
    Let's just say that having heard the story, I can never hear The Fixer the same way again.

    Since you're feeling AGREEABLE with Ashlee...
    YOU...Mr. Heisenberg need to join NO BITCHES!!!!
    (Just doing the job assigned to me by the OP :D )
    Thank you Heisenberg! And yes..come hang out with us! You know you want to...
    But I thought no women allowed? Wtf!
    Women are allowed...just NO BITCHES / complainers!!!
    Exactly. The term Bitch is not gender specific....
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
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    SD48277SD48277 Woodstock, NY Posts: 12,242
    afroannnie said:

    derbydave said:

    Heisenberg said:

    Ok, ok, ok...as someone who has actually heard the story, and for anyone who has ever seen any of KW18's dance videos, this story is definitely worthy of it's own thread. Unfortunately Afro is right, it cannot be told by anyone except her and KW18 (in person) or it would lose much of it's comedic value. Think of it as PJ lore. Something you must hear live (like Black Red Yellow in Detroit :D ) I understand that many of you are confused, but Afro is right, this goddamn forum needs some thread, ANY thread that isn't "Help I NEEEEEEEED tickets to _______, but only if they are GA or reverves with a 10c number between 100 and 5000." or "FS Ten Coke Bottle Vinyl Sealed".
    Let's just say that having heard the story, I can never hear The Fixer the same way again.

    Since you're feeling AGREEABLE with Ashlee...
    YOU...Mr. Heisenberg need to join NO BITCHES!!!!
    (Just doing the job assigned to me by the OP :D )
    Thank you Heisenberg! And yes..come hang out with us! You know you want to...
    I do want to hang out with you, I do. Next tour.....
    ELITIST FUK
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    derbydavederbydave Columbus, OH Posts: 11,254
    afroannnie said:

    derbydave said:

    badbrains said:

    afroannnie said:

    derbydave said:

    Heisenberg said:

    Ok, ok, ok...as someone who has actually heard the story, and for anyone who has ever seen any of KW18's dance videos, this story is definitely worthy of it's own thread. Unfortunately Afro is right, it cannot be told by anyone except her and KW18 (in person) or it would lose much of it's comedic value. Think of it as PJ lore. Something you must hear live (like Black Red Yellow in Detroit :D ) I understand that many of you are confused, but Afro is right, this goddamn forum needs some thread, ANY thread that isn't "Help I NEEEEEEEED tickets to _______, but only if they are GA or reverves with a 10c number between 100 and 5000." or "FS Ten Coke Bottle Vinyl Sealed".
    Let's just say that having heard the story, I can never hear The Fixer the same way again.

    Since you're feeling AGREEABLE with Ashlee...
    YOU...Mr. Heisenberg need to join NO BITCHES!!!!
    (Just doing the job assigned to me by the OP :D )
    Thank you Heisenberg! And yes..come hang out with us! You know you want to...
    But I thought no women allowed? Wtf!
    Women are allowed...just NO BITCHES / complainers!!!
    Exactly. The term Bitch is not gender specific....
    :-bd
    '96: Seattle: Key Arena
    '98: Seattle: Memorial Stadium 1 & 2
    '00: Columbus: Polaris
    '03: Columbus: Germain
    '10: Columbus: Nationwide Arena
    '11: East Troy: Alpine Valley - PJ20 1 & 2 + EV Detroit
    '12: Missoula + EV Jacksonville 1 & 2
    '13: Chicago / Pittsburgh / Buffalo / Seattle
    '14: Cincinnati / St. Louis / Tulsa / Lincoln / Memphis / Detroit / Moline
    '15: New York City - Global Citizen Festival
    '16: Greenville / Hampton / Raleigh / Columbia / Lexington / Ottawa / Toronto 1 & 2 / Wrigley 1 & 2
    '17: Brooklyn - Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony
    '18: London 1 & 2 / Seattle 1 & 2 / Missoula / Wrigley 1
    '22: Nashville / St. Louis


    http://www.livefootsteps.org/user/?usr=170

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    HeisenbergHeisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,957
    edited October 2014
    RoleModelsinBlood31 said:

    Can't figure out which sucks more, this thread or the song!

    561 posts and they all sound like they were written by a cranky 14 year old who doesn't get enough hugs. >:D<
    Post edited by Heisenberg on
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    2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,149
    C'mon guys, this thread is driving me nuts! Maybe by design? I don't know. Share the funny.
    www.cluthelee.com
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    smarcheesmarchee Windsor, Ontario Posts: 14,539
    afroannnie said:

    smarchee said:

    I love insight jokes
    I hope to be apart of one one day

    Smarchee..did you go to the Detroit show?
    yeah, but I couldn't party

    it was quick in and out
    1998 ~ Barrie
    2003 ~ Toronto
    2005 ~ London, Toronto
    2006 ~ Toronto
    2008 ~ Hartford, Mansfied I,
    2009 ~ Toronto, Chicago I, Chicago II
    2010 ~ Cleveland, Buffalo
    2011 ~ Toronto I, Toronto II, Ottawa, Hamilton
    2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
    2014 - Detroit
    2019 - Chicago X 2
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    HeisenbergHeisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,957
    smarchee said:

    afroannnie said:

    smarchee said:

    I love insight jokes
    I hope to be apart of one one day

    Smarchee..did you go to the Detroit show?
    yeah, but I couldn't party

    it was quick in and out
    A "quick in and out"...that's almost the jist of the story :))
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    smarcheesmarchee Windsor, Ontario Posts: 14,539
    Heisenberg said:

    smarchee said:

    afroannnie said:

    smarchee said:

    I love insight jokes
    I hope to be apart of one one day

    Smarchee..did you go to the Detroit show?
    yeah, but I couldn't party

    it was quick in and out
    A "quick in and out"...that's almost the jist of the story :))
    hehe
    B-)
    1998 ~ Barrie
    2003 ~ Toronto
    2005 ~ London, Toronto
    2006 ~ Toronto
    2008 ~ Hartford, Mansfied I,
    2009 ~ Toronto, Chicago I, Chicago II
    2010 ~ Cleveland, Buffalo
    2011 ~ Toronto I, Toronto II, Ottawa, Hamilton
    2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
    2014 - Detroit
    2019 - Chicago X 2
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    tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 39,070
    This thread is full of crap… And A fantastic read! Almost as good as that Halt's mall/Pappnasse thread.
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    PJfanwillneverleave1PJfanwillneverleave1 Posts: 12,885
    tempo_n_groove said:

    This thread is full of crap… And A fantastic read! Almost as good as that Halt's mall/Pappnasse thread.

    Haults Maul
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    afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    Heisenberg said:

    smarchee said:

    afroannnie said:

    smarchee said:

    I love insight jokes
    I hope to be apart of one one day

    Smarchee..did you go to the Detroit show?
    yeah, but I couldn't party

    it was quick in and out
    A "quick in and out"...that's almost the jist of the story :))
    Lol. Too bad smarchee..next time!
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
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    afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    tempo_n_groove said:

    This thread is full of crap… And A fantastic read! Almost as good as that Halt's mall/Pappnasse thread.

    I just learned about the Halt's Maul stuff in Detroit...might have to go find the thread..
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
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    WhatYouTaughtMeWhatYouTaughtMe I have no idea what's going on right now! Posts: 4,957
    afroannnie said:

    tempo_n_groove said:

    This thread is full of crap… And A fantastic read! Almost as good as that Halt's mall/Pappnasse thread.

    I just learned about the Halt's Maul stuff in Detroit...might have to go find the thread..
    It is funny. It got locked so you might have to dig a bit.
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    badbrainsbadbrains Posts: 10,255
    afroannnie said:

    tempo_n_groove said:

    This thread is full of crap… And A fantastic read! Almost as good as that Halt's mall/Pappnasse thread.

    I just learned about the Halt's Maul stuff in Detroit...might have to go find the thread..
    HERESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS STEFAN!!!!

    http://community.pearljam.com/discussion/237506/iso-for-an-ebay-seller-from-which-i-have-paid-2-x-twenty-vinyl-sealed-but-never-got-something/p1
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    HeisenbergHeisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,957
    badbrains said:

    afroannnie said:

    tempo_n_groove said:

    This thread is full of crap… And A fantastic read! Almost as good as that Halt's mall/Pappnasse thread.

    I just learned about the Halt's Maul stuff in Detroit...might have to go find the thread..
    HERESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS STEFAN!!!!

    http://community.pearljam.com/discussion/237506/iso-for-an-ebay-seller-from-which-i-have-paid-2-x-twenty-vinyl-sealed-but-never-got-something/p1
    =))
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    badbrainsbadbrains Posts: 10,255
    Heisenberg said:

    badbrains said:

    afroannnie said:

    tempo_n_groove said:

    This thread is full of crap… And A fantastic read! Almost as good as that Halt's mall/Pappnasse thread.

    I just learned about the Halt's Maul stuff in Detroit...might have to go find the thread..
    HERESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS STEFAN!!!!

    http://community.pearljam.com/discussion/237506/iso-for-an-ebay-seller-from-which-i-have-paid-2-x-twenty-vinyl-sealed-but-never-got-something/p1
    =))
    Yo Heisenberg, we need to figure out something and make some club for us HALTS MAULERS! Like the 4 horsemen. You, derbydave LoLo and me. We're pretty much the assholes who won't let this go! The original pappnase'!
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    PJfanwillneverleave1PJfanwillneverleave1 Posts: 12,885
    badbrains said:

    Heisenberg said:

    badbrains said:

    afroannnie said:

    tempo_n_groove said:

    This thread is full of crap… And A fantastic read! Almost as good as that Halt's mall/Pappnasse thread.

    I just learned about the Halt's Maul stuff in Detroit...might have to go find the thread..
    HERESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS STEFAN!!!!

    http://community.pearljam.com/discussion/237506/iso-for-an-ebay-seller-from-which-i-have-paid-2-x-twenty-vinyl-sealed-but-never-got-something/p1
    =))
    Yo Heisenberg, we need to figure out something and make some club for us HALTS MAULERS! Like the 4 horsemen. You, derbydave LoLo and me. We're pretty much the assholes who won't let this go! The original pappnase'!
    I'm an asshole?
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    badbrainsbadbrains Posts: 10,255
    PJfanwillneverleave1 said:

    badbrains said:

    Heisenberg said:

    badbrains said:

    afroannnie said:

    tempo_n_groove said:

    This thread is full of crap… And A fantastic read! Almost as good as that Halt's mall/Pappnasse thread.

    I just learned about the Halt's Maul stuff in Detroit...might have to go find the thread..
    HERESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS STEFAN!!!!

    http://community.pearljam.com/discussion/237506/iso-for-an-ebay-seller-from-which-i-have-paid-2-x-twenty-vinyl-sealed-but-never-got-something/p1
    =))
    Yo Heisenberg, we need to figure out something and make some club for us HALTS MAULERS! Like the 4 horsemen. You, derbydave LoLo and me. We're pretty much the assholes who won't let this go! The original pappnase'!
    I'm an asshole?
    You're one of us right? So ya, you're an asshole too! =))
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    PJfanwillneverleave1PJfanwillneverleave1 Posts: 12,885
    badbrains said:

    PJfanwillneverleave1 said:

    badbrains said:

    Heisenberg said:

    badbrains said:

    afroannnie said:

    tempo_n_groove said:

    This thread is full of crap… And A fantastic read! Almost as good as that Halt's mall/Pappnasse thread.

    I just learned about the Halt's Maul stuff in Detroit...might have to go find the thread..
    HERESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS STEFAN!!!!

    http://community.pearljam.com/discussion/237506/iso-for-an-ebay-seller-from-which-i-have-paid-2-x-twenty-vinyl-sealed-but-never-got-something/p1
    =))
    Yo Heisenberg, we need to figure out something and make some club for us HALTS MAULERS! Like the 4 horsemen. You, derbydave LoLo and me. We're pretty much the assholes who won't let this go! The original pappnase'!
    I'm an asshole?
    You're one of us right? So ya, you're an asshole too! =))
    Haults asshole
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    badbrainsbadbrains Posts: 10,255
    PJfanwillneverleave1 said:

    badbrains said:

    PJfanwillneverleave1 said:

    badbrains said:

    Heisenberg said:

    badbrains said:

    afroannnie said:

    tempo_n_groove said:

    This thread is full of crap… And A fantastic read! Almost as good as that Halt's mall/Pappnasse thread.

    I just learned about the Halt's Maul stuff in Detroit...might have to go find the thread..
    HERESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS STEFAN!!!!

    http://community.pearljam.com/discussion/237506/iso-for-an-ebay-seller-from-which-i-have-paid-2-x-twenty-vinyl-sealed-but-never-got-something/p1
    =))
    Yo Heisenberg, we need to figure out something and make some club for us HALTS MAULERS! Like the 4 horsemen. You, derbydave LoLo and me. We're pretty much the assholes who won't let this go! The original pappnase'!
    I'm an asshole?
    You're one of us right? So ya, you're an asshole too! =))
    Haults asshole
    See, perfect!
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    Leezestarr313Leezestarr313 Temple of the cat Posts: 14,346
    Hahaha! Badbrains and Heis, I can tell you one thing. There is a group outside of here that would suit your needs perfectly... Come on over to the dark side 8-) We can fix ya up!
    Please, Pearl Jam, consider a Benaroya Hall vinyl reissue!
    http://community.pearljam.com/discussion/148993/please-pearl-jam-consider-a-vinyl-benaroya-hall-re-issue


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