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It seemed so simple

SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,887
edited September 2014 in All Encompassing Trip
Sent in my application
Was instantly hired.
A nice liitle Sunday gig to supplement my income. All I had to do was take a drug test. No big deal.

4 hours later
30 miles on my car
Telling everyone involved they are blithering idiots.
I still havent pissed in a cup.
Take me piece by piece.....
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
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  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,887
    Cool
    I put this in the wrong forum

    Damn im having a good day!
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,161
    edited September 2014
    Lol. You can move it - just go to edit the OP and change the location. :)
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • NamiNami Newfoundland Posts: 5,997
    I take it you didnt apply for a motivational speaker position.... lol
    Hamilton 9-13-05; Toronto 5-9-06, Toronto 8-21-09, Toronto 9-12-11, Hamilton 9-15-11....
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,887
    Nami said:

    I take it you didnt apply for a motivational speaker position.... lol

    hahaha


    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,887
    I am going to walk in to the clinic tomorrow.
    If I am not out of there in 30 minutes, you will all be reading about me in the papers.

    When they come to interview some of you, I want you to all say.

    "Speedy was such a quiet guy"

    Hahaha
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,887
    2 trips to the clinic
    60 miles on my car
    Calling people every name in the fucking book
    And I was finally allowed to urinate in a cup.

    Its the small victories in life, that put a smile on your face.
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • NamiNami Newfoundland Posts: 5,997
    SUCCESS! ...
    60 miles just to piss in a fucking cup are you fucking serious? fuck you lady.... about right? lol awesome

    Hamilton 9-13-05; Toronto 5-9-06, Toronto 8-21-09, Toronto 9-12-11, Hamilton 9-15-11....
  • badbrainsbadbrains Posts: 10,255
    SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

    2 trips to the clinic
    60 miles on my car
    Calling people every name in the fucking book
    And I was finally allowed to urinate in a cup.

    Its the small victories in life, that put a smile on your face.

    Fuck drug tests.
    B-)
  • FoxyRedLaFoxyRedLa Lauren / MI Posts: 4,810
    I've been debating whether or not to mention you picked a good time to quit smoking but didn't want to piss you off :))
    Oh please let it rain today.
    Those that can be trusted can change their mind.
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,687
    I had to go to some fly by night "clinic" to pee in a cup.

    some of the other folks there were sweating visibly :))
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    ever us lighter fluid as your urine at a drug screening testing facility? from what i am told, they enjoy this
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

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  • JTHJTH Chicago Posts: 3,238
    SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

    When they come to interview some of you, I want you to all say.

    "Speedy was such a quiet guy"

    "He really kept to himself..."
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,887
    Working Sundays and not watching any football. Interesting

    Ive lost my mind.
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • NamiNami Newfoundland Posts: 5,997
    edited September 2014
    no smokes no football no nails and somebody gonna get a hurt...hehe
    poking a little light humor in a stressful time for ya.
    cheers
    Post edited by Nami on
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  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,887
    Nami said:

    no smokes no football no nails and somebody gonna get a hurt...hehe
    poking a little light humor in a stressful time for ya.
    cheers

    The no smoking thing really hasn't been that much of an issue.
    Actually its been no big deal. I made up my mind to quit. Its really been no big deal.

    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,887
    Ok
    Things are looking up!
    Start the 2nd job on Sunday.
    Woo hooo!!

    Cuz I really need to work 70 hours a week!
    Hahahaha
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • NamiNami Newfoundland Posts: 5,997
    70 holy fuck.... dont burn yourself out.

    work sucks...
    Hamilton 9-13-05; Toronto 5-9-06, Toronto 8-21-09, Toronto 9-12-11, Hamilton 9-15-11....
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,887
    Nami said:

    70 holy fuck.... dont burn yourself out.

    work sucks...

    Well, there are a few things that need to get taken care of in the next year.
    New garage
    Driveway
    And a nice 2 week vacation for my 50th.


    So sacrificing a years worth of Sundays will be worth it.

    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • JTHJTH Chicago Posts: 3,238
    If I didn't have kids I'm sure I'd be working somewhere in the neighborhood of 70 hours a week.
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