Mysterious New Book??

willbarclay

Or as Kramer would say ... kooky talk

KC2917

This is turning into one of my favorite threads of all time. Seinfeld is without a doubt the greatest, as well as the most quotable show in history.

WhatYouTaughtMe, thanks for posting the clip!

wwsuicide

"It's European!"

willbarclay

haha ...

European hand bag ...

its a purse

derbydave

"It's the Summer of GEORGE!!!"

Brane_of_JFK

EnterThanman said:

KC2917 said:

cropdustdair said:

KC2917, You must be one of those jerks who ALWAYS has something negative to say regardless of what thread it is. Find a "jerk" forum and join. You'll fit right in. Good luck in life.

Sorry man, it's just kind of a douchy move to create a thread hinting at something that you have info on and then refuse to elaborate on it. Why else would you start a thread on a topic you don't want to talk about unless it's purely for attention?

Anyway, that "jerk forum" slam sure was clever. Did you come up with that on your own or read it in some mysterious book?

Thanks for the well wishes.

The "Jerk Forum" thing kind if sounds like it was inspired by George Costanza's "Jerk Store" line :P

First thing I thought of

Brane_of_JFK

WhatYouTaughtMe said:

CM189191 said:

2-feign-reluctance said:

I have never watched an episode of Seinfeld. I'm 36 years old and I think its time to change that. I never get any of the Seinfeld references! Hahaha!

Meh....you're not missing anything. I've never cared for Seinfeld, grossly overrated. There's better ways to spend your time.

That's just crazy talk!

+1

EnterThanman

2-feign-reluctance said:

I have never watched an episode of Seinfeld. I'm 36 years old and I think its time to change that. I never get any of the Seinfeld references! Hahaha!

It's literally impossible to go wrong with Seinfeld!

willbarclay said:

Best show ever!!
And I really like Larry David's Curb your enthusiasm too. The situations are just hilarious.

Curb is just as good, different, but good. Larry's character is amazing, and everyone around him is ridiculous.

And thanks for sharing that link WhatYouTaughMe, so good.

WhatYouTaughtMe

EnterThanman said:

2-feign-reluctance said:

I have never watched an episode of Seinfeld. I'm 36 years old and I think its time to change that. I never get any of the Seinfeld references! Hahaha!

It's literally impossible to go wrong with Seinfeld!

willbarclay said:

Best show ever!!
And I really like Larry David's Curb your enthusiasm too. The situations are just hilarious.

Curb is just as good, different, but good. Larry's character is amazing, and everyone around him is ridiculous.

And thanks for sharing that link WhatYouTaughMe, so good.

I actually like curb better. No commercials, cursing, and a loose script with a lot of ad libbing. The fights he has with Richard Lewis, Ted Danson and Super Dave are hilarious.

lolobugg

WhatYouTaughtMe said:

EnterThanman said:

2-feign-reluctance said:

I have never watched an episode of Seinfeld. I'm 36 years old and I think its time to change that. I never get any of the Seinfeld references! Hahaha!

It's literally impossible to go wrong with Seinfeld!

willbarclay said:

Best show ever!!
And I really like Larry David's Curb your enthusiasm too. The situations are just hilarious.

Curb is just as good, different, but good. Larry's character is amazing, and everyone around him is ridiculous.

And thanks for sharing that link WhatYouTaughMe, so good.

I actually like curb better. No commercials, cursing, and a loose script with a lot of ad libbing. The fights he has with Richard Lewis, Ted Danson and Super Dave are hilarious.

+1
LOVE Larry David

choop

didn't one of the other message boards make these to house the recordings? i know there was a nice monkeywrench boxset too, it looks like this.

pjradio

choop said:

didn't one of the other message boards make these to house the recordings? i know there was a nice monkeywrench boxset too, it looks like this.

I have that box...I keep my PJ goodies in it

hedonist

cropdustdair said:

I'm not saying just yet. I CAN tell you these were made to commemorate the 20th anniversary of the Red Rocks shows June 19th and 20th NEXT year!

Just a heads-up...

It's been flagged.

Please take it home. We don't want it near the other books.

derbydave

hedonist said:

cropdustdair said:

I'm not saying just yet. I CAN tell you these were made to commemorate the 20th anniversary of the Red Rocks shows June 19th and 20th NEXT year!

Just a heads-up...

It's been flagged.

Please take it home. We don't want it near the other books.

This book has been in the bathroom !!!!
)

WhatYouTaughtMe

derbydave said:

hedonist said:

cropdustdair said:

I'm not saying just yet. I CAN tell you these were made to commemorate the 20th anniversary of the Red Rocks shows June 19th and 20th NEXT year!

Just a heads-up...

It's been flagged.

Please take it home. We don't want it near the other books.

This book has been in the bathroom !!!!
)

Priceless

F Me In The Brain

I am so thankful for the clip of Seinfeld -- otherwise I was going to post that I wanted my 90 seconds back spent on this thread. I dont understand the original intent at all.

For homecoming one year I showed up at the tailgate already half in the bag with some friends and another already drunk friend walks up and this exchange happens:

Friend: "Dude it is homecoming where is your garnet and gold? You cant wear a blue t shirt to homecoming!"
Me: "I just did, sorry."
Friend: "The Bookstore is open you can go and buy a USC shirt and change, dont be a clown and walk around homecoming in a blue shirt when the Bookstore is open."
Me: "Jack, the Dick Store is open now too. (points down at crotch) In fact if you like you can go there now too."
Friend: "What the hell? Why are you being such an........ohhhh, fuck the Jerk Store, I love that episode!"

At that point in time I had not seen the Jerk Store episode so I was taken aback but glad that my buddy didnt take offense at my wise crack to him.

More complete clip:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLjxp_86dKs&feature=player_detailpage

willbarclay

This thread is hilarious

Maybe it's a sign that we need to start a thread just for Seinfeld talk

No soup for you!!!

KC2917

It's official. This has become my favorite thread of all time. Anyone remember the "Cartwright" clip in the Chinese restaurant? Fucking hilarious.

derbydave

Oh... by the way, they're REAL...
and they're SPECTACULAR!!!!!
) )

F Me In The Brain

"So, we're just a couple of white people?"
"I guess."
"Oh"
"Yeah. So do you want to go to the Gap?"

willbarclay

Jerry... These are load-bearing walls, there not gonna come down

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IbVmxkVC5kc


Kenny rogers roasted chicken
Might be the best episode ever!!

WhatYouTaughtMe

willbarclay said:

This thread is hilarious

Maybe it's a sign that we need to start a thread just for Seinfeld talk

No soup for you!!!

There's a couple seinfeld threads over in aet, including a pretty extensive trivia one.

willbarclay

Look at George givin it to T-bone

Coco coco coco

derbydave

Are you still the MASTER of your DOMAIN?
Oh... I'm the Queen of the castle!!

KC2917

willbarclay said:

Look at George givin it to T-bone

Coco coco coco

Another classic!

Natashapearljamfan

derbydave said:

Are you still the MASTER of your DOMAIN?
Oh... I'm the Queen of the castle!!

Loved that episode )

willbarclay

Can't standya

Malroth

she looks different in the light (help with the quote)

derbydave

MAN-HANDS!!!

CM189191

...yawn...

The fact that Seinfeld passes for 'entertainment' is like 90% of the reason I cut cable and threw out my TV. Have fun reliving funny sitcoms from 16 years ago. I'm going to out to enjoy the real world. It's better than HD!