*** Official GA LIST for the next RNDM show ***

lolobugg

badbrains said:

SD48277 said:

badbrains said:

my2hands said:

Just got off the phone with the venue, apparently no farm animals are allowed in the building

Who is going to break it to Billy?

HALTS MAUL!
Hmmmm, can we get away with calling him a domesticated animal? Will that pass? I dnt think Billy's gonna be excepting with being left out. Maybe someone can call PETA?

You might be able to get away with calling him a helper/aid animal, like a seeing eye dog....except, he's a goat.

Who's gonna pretend they're blind? Speedy? Derby Dave? Stefan???

no offense to Speedy and Dave but I think Stefan is def mentally handicapped so he would be the best bet in passing off the goat as a service animal.

badbrains

lolobugg said:

badbrains said:

SD48277 said:

badbrains said:

my2hands said:

Just got off the phone with the venue, apparently no farm animals are allowed in the building

Who is going to break it to Billy?

HALTS MAUL!
Hmmmm, can we get away with calling him a domesticated animal? Will that pass? I dnt think Billy's gonna be excepting with being left out. Maybe someone can call PETA?

You might be able to get away with calling him a helper/aid animal, like a seeing eye dog....except, he's a goat.

Who's gonna pretend they're blind? Speedy? Derby Dave? Stefan???

no offense to Speedy and Dave but I think Stefan is def mentally handicapped so he would be the best bet in passing off the goat as a service animal.

HALTS MAUL! This is funny!!! )

Edit-who's gonna tell Stefan u can't builtd sand kasten in line!

lolobugg

badbrains said:

lolobugg said:

badbrains said:

SD48277 said:

badbrains said:

my2hands said:

Just got off the phone with the venue, apparently no farm animals are allowed in the building

Who is going to break it to Billy?

HALTS MAUL!
Hmmmm, can we get away with calling him a domesticated animal? Will that pass? I dnt think Billy's gonna be excepting with being left out. Maybe someone can call PETA?

You might be able to get away with calling him a helper/aid animal, like a seeing eye dog....except, he's a goat.

Who's gonna pretend they're blind? Speedy? Derby Dave? Stefan???

no offense to Speedy and Dave but I think Stefan is def mentally handicapped so he would be the best bet in passing off the goat as a service animal.

HALTS MAUL! This is funny!!! )

Edit-who's gonna tell Stefan u can't builtd sand kasten in line!

the goat says: "no sand kasten in the line"
let him build it out in the middle of a busy street.

Peacefrog1975

Thanks Again to all of you for the help with my Please Play LIGHT YEARS in Memphis Please thread!Like I said in my original post I'm trying to get LIGHT YEARS played for all of us who have lost someone since the last time PJ played Memphis… You are all amazing people, I know PJ fans stick together but this is almost overwhelming!! It's getting close now, Can't fucking wait!
In Oslo PJ did SAD into LIGHT YEARS .I'd be fine with that combo in Memphis if they'd like to bring it our way. Two GREAT powerful songs! If so I'll be the grown Man crying in the pit. No worries though, they'll be good healing tears. As always the music is there for us.
-MUSIC HEALS LIFE-
See you guys in the Pit!
Thanks again,
Kevin

Original thread
http://community.pearljam.com/discussion/233068/please-play-light-years-in-memphis-please

lolobugg

Peacefrog1975 said:

Thanks Again to all of you for the help with my Please Play LIGHT YEARS in Memphis Please thread!Like I said in my original post I'm trying to get LIGHT YEARS played for all of us who have lost someone since the last time PJ played Memphis… You are all amazing people, I know PJ fans stick together but this is almost overwhelming!! It's getting close now, Can't fucking wait!
In Oslo PJ did SAD into LIGHT YEARS .I'd be fine with that combo in Memphis if they'd like to bring it our way. Two GREAT powerful songs! If so I'll be the grown Man crying in the pit. No worries though, they'll be good healing tears. As always the music is there for us.
-MUSIC HEALS LIFE-
See you guys in the Pit!
Thanks again,
Kevin

Original thread
http://community.pearljam.com/discussion/233068/please-play-light-years-in-memphis-please

>- & \m/ on

derbydave

badbrains said:

SD48277 said:

badbrains said:

my2hands said:

Just got off the phone with the venue, apparently no farm animals are allowed in the building

Who is going to break it to Billy?

HALTS MAUL!
Hmmmm, can we get away with calling him a domesticated animal? Will that pass? I dnt think Billy's gonna be excepting with being left out. Maybe someone can call PETA?

You might be able to get away with calling him a helper/aid animal, like a seeing eye dog....except, he's a goat.

Who's gonna pretend they're blind? Speedy? Derby Dave? Stefan???

I would be MORE than happy to assist in getting the goat into the venue...
Let me know if I should hire an advocate or lawyer.
Should we be at all concerned about all the WAIST the goat will leave in our sand kasten area?

yellowwho

I ran into Stefan
He told me to tell you all to Shut up your faces !! He's angry and he does not watch goats for Kindergarden peoples.

It's just what he said, sorry.

derbydave

yellowwho said:

I ran into Stefan
He told me to tell you all to Shut up your faces !! He's angry and he does not watch goats for Kindergarden peoples.

It's just what he said, sorry.

Give Stefan a heartfelt...
HALTS MAUL
from me!!!

oftenreading

SD48277 said:

badbrains said:

my2hands said:

Just got off the phone with the venue, apparently no farm animals are allowed in the building

Who is going to break it to Billy?

HALTS MAUL!
Hmmmm, can we get away with calling him a domesticated animal? Will that pass? I dnt think Billy's gonna be excepting with being left out. Maybe someone can call PETA?

You might be able to get away with calling him a helper/aid animal, like a seeing eye dog....except, he's a goat.

Yes, clearly he is a service animal. He's going to be of service to us as he eats the other "official list".

SD48277

oftenreading said:

SD48277 said:

badbrains said:

my2hands said:

Just got off the phone with the venue, apparently no farm animals are allowed in the building

Who is going to break it to Billy?

HALTS MAUL!
Hmmmm, can we get away with calling him a domesticated animal? Will that pass? I dnt think Billy's gonna be excepting with being left out. Maybe someone can call PETA?

You might be able to get away with calling him a helper/aid animal, like a seeing eye dog....except, he's a goat.

Yes, clearly he is a service animal. He's going to be of service to us as he eats the other "official list".

...and head butt those who jump the line...

Air23

Please guys let me be part of this great list...seeking one GA and coming from Italy only for PJ this fall

badbrains

Air23 said:

Please guys let me be part of this great list...seeking one GA and coming from Italy only for PJ this fall

HALTS MAUL, we're only accepting Swedish applicants now sorry mate. )

derbydave

badbrains said:

Air23 said:

Please guys let me be part of this great list...seeking one GA and coming from Italy only for PJ this fall

HALTS MAUL, we're only accepting Swedish applicants now sorry mate. )

badbrains,
you pappnase...

why are you still leaving your waste EVERYWHERE...
Go back to the Kinder Garten...this is the place for YOU!!!!







HALTS MAUL BUDDY!!! )

lolobugg

badbrains said:

Air23 said:

Please guys let me be part of this great list...seeking one GA and coming from Italy only for PJ this fall

HALTS MAUL, we're only accepting Swedish applicants now sorry mate. )

)
list ist a privilege not a right
halts maul!!

lolobugg

derbydave said:

badbrains said:

Air23 said:

Please guys let me be part of this great list...seeking one GA and coming from Italy only for PJ this fall

HALTS MAUL, we're only accepting Swedish applicants now sorry mate. )

badbrains,
you pappnase...

why are you still leaving your waste EVERYWHERE...
Go back to the Kinder Garten...this is the place for YOU!!!!







HALTS MAUL BUDDY!!! )

)

Bentleyspop

I need help finding an advocate to assist me in finding the name, phone number, and home and work addresses of the person who runs the list so I can give him $500 to make me first.

Oh and....




Halts maul y'all

yellowwho

You guys......

) (I love this little guy)

Good morning, and a big HALTS MAUL !!! To all. )

Oh, and derbydave, I talk to Stefan, gave him a big halts Maul from you. He was trying to get me to place an order for one of your sand kasten t-shirts so he could show his attorney as proof to sue you with

yellowwho

Hey badbrains, how bout Swedish Fish ? Can they be on the list ?

lolobugg

yellowwho said:

You guys......

) (I love this little guy)

Good morning, and a big HALTS MAUL !!! To all. )

Oh, and derbydave, I talk to Stefan, gave him a big halts Maul from you. He was trying to get me to place an order for one of your sand kasten t-shirts so he could show his attorney as proof to sue you with

)
one week anniversary of Stefan's banning
wonder if he has an attorney yet to sue 10club

yellowwho

lolobugg said:

yellowwho said:

You guys......

) (I love this little guy)

Good morning, and a big HALTS MAUL !!! To all. )

Oh, and derbydave, I talk to Stefan, gave him a big halts Maul from you. He was trying to get me to place an order for one of your sand kasten t-shirts so he could show his attorney as proof to sue you with

)
one week anniversary of Stefan's banning
wonder if he has an attorney yet to sue 10club

I don't know, but I hope he sues me, so I can meet him !!!

lolobugg

yellowwho said:

lolobugg said:

yellowwho said:

You guys......

) (I love this little guy)

Good morning, and a big HALTS MAUL !!! To all. )

Oh, and derbydave, I talk to Stefan, gave him a big halts Maul from you. He was trying to get me to place an order for one of your sand kasten t-shirts so he could show his attorney as proof to sue you with

)
one week anniversary of Stefan's banning
wonder if he has an attorney yet to sue 10club

I don't know, but I hope he sues me, so I can meet him !!!

I know.
that f*cker was an instant legend.
hopefully you can get his address when he sues you.
send him that VIP invite to Memphis.

ham_on_rye

lolobugg

ham_on_rye said:

)

derbydave

yellowwho said:

You guys......

) (I love this little guy)

Good morning, and a big HALTS MAUL !!! To all. )

Oh, and derbydave, I talk to Stefan, gave him a big halts Maul from you. He was trying to get me to place an order for one of your sand kasten t-shirts so he could show his attorney as proof to sue you with

I'd LOVE to sell Stefan one of my very special Sand Kasten T-shirts...
they are pretty cheap...only $25...BUT the shipping is gonna run somewhere around $475,
AND I will hold onto it for a year or 2 before sending it to him
I hope he's okay with me shipping it in a poster tube FULL of nothing but AIR too!!!

ham_on_rye said:

I'd also buy ^^^^THIS^^^^ image on a T-shirt!!!
)

ham_on_rye

It's getting close and I think we need a spot for the girl who is bringing a tent to the line in Milwaukee so she can get on stage to dance with Eddie. If she shows up and does not get a prime spot in line he might pick someone else to bring up on stage to hang out with. Maybe she can hold the litter box that has #49. 8->

derbydave

Bumping to remind Stone that he PROMISED us the square root of PI as our line #

Heisenberg

After the debacle in cincy, derbydave and I discussed it with stone and we strongly believe that we may need a merch booth line number system for Memphis as well. Obviously Stefan is first.

hedonist

Bentleyspop said:

I need help finding an advocate to assist me in finding the name, phone number, and home and work addresses of the person who runs the list so I can give him $500 to make me first.

Oh and....




Halts maul y'all

Hilarious. I accidentally clicked on this thread after reading halts maul in another one I just posted in, and am greeted with this and subsequent halt mauls.

Love it!

PJ_Soul

coco butter said:

SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

coco butter said:

You need to add the "Don't you know who I am" woman from the fall 2013 tour.

ok im interested.
Please tell me about the "don't you know who I am" woman.

In the Line & List Thread someone posted overhearing this last year while standing inline...

Overheard a conversation that went something like this:

"Come over to the GA line"

"Well, I don't have a number"

"Honey, do you know who I am..?!"



Sounds like some corruption in the system here..... :roll:

I've met her. What a displeasure that was, lol. She has absolutely no shame - just completely open about her scams. She's proud of it. Hopefully the new rules will stop her reign of tyranny, hahaha.

I wish I could go to Memphis! That one and Detroit would have been my wish, if only I had some money. :P

badbrains

HALTS MAUL! Wtf, who's this "do u know who I am" scammer? NOT cool. Don't give a RATS ASS who u are. Taking advantage of fellow members or "scamming" members is a No No that I'm sure even Stefan would agree. When "I" talk to vedder in "our" next board meeting, I'm sure we'll be discussing this disturbing bullshit trend of lists and scammers. HALTS MAUL to Memphis we go!!!! )