Dublin crew!!!

Byrnzie

dunkman wrote:

the cockroaches on tenerife were fucking enormous... my pal Paul went to the fridge one night to get a beer, in his bare feet i might add... and all we heard was "what bastard spilled the crisps on the kitchen floor"

they werent crisps

Fuck that. :eek: Ewww.

redrock

newagehippie wrote:

Well, my chances of coming to London do not look so great at the moment.....I know everyone will be disappointed, so I am offering all of you guys invitations to come to Kentucky Derby this year (or any year really) it is the first weekend in May.......horses, gambling, bourbon.....not Pearl Jam but an experience none the least...... :rolleyes:

Awww Casey...... Rob was eagerly waiting for a taste of that stuff of yours that you call bourbon!!!!! I'm allergic to horses... can I come some other time?

dunkman

V V wrote:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
jokes

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. "How much?" he says.

The bartender says "For you? No charge."

V V

dunkman wrote:

the cockroaches on tenerife were fucking enormous... my pal Paul went to the fridge one night to get a beer, in his bare feet i might add... and all we heard was "what bastard spilled the crisps on the kitchen floor"

they werent crisps

oooooooooo :( grim

u do get use to them tho. when i first got to Indonesiea sp? i was scared stiff of all them huge bugs and so many too, by the time we were leaving Dehli (16 months late) i was just brushing roaches off the dinner table with my hand without a second thought.

Heineken Helen

dunkman wrote:

this from the girl who had to start threads asking for spares... :rolleyes:

i say asking... i meant begging

:rolleyes: for a friend who only decided after the tickets had been sold that she could come anyway.

Fuck off

newagehippie

Heineken Helen wrote:

:rolleyes: for a friend who only decided after the tickets had been sold that she could come anyway.

Fuck off

Is Rugby in season??

Byrnzie

V V wrote:

by the time we were leaving Dehli (16 months late) i was just brushing roaches off the dinner table with my hand without a second thought.

Are you sure they weren't cornflakes?

dunkman

Buddhist monk goes to the dentist for a checkup and the dentist discovers a carvity. When the dentist wants to give him Novacaine, he refuses, saying, " I'm trying to transcend dental medication."

redrock

I hate cockroaches - they are vile, abject, filthy, foul, horrible, loathsome, nasty, nauseating, nefarious, repellent, repugnant, repulsive, revolting, ugly, worthless, wretched creatures (long live the thesaurus). They are the only creatures who will not only survive, but thrive after a nuclearl bomb destroyed everything...

When I went to the maldives there was a HUGE one (and I mean HUUUUUUUUGE) on the step to my little hut. I couldn't get near it or step over it as it was so repulsive. I had to get someone to get rid of it for me. He hammered it with one of those big wooden hammers and it was still trying to limp away. It took several crunching blows.....

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redrock

newagehippie wrote:

Is Rugby in season??

Shhh... don't talk rugby.....

chime

redrock wrote:

Shhh... don't talk rugby.....

... at least until the evening of the 24th by which time they will have hammered us :rolleyes: :(

redrock

Who's France playing next? Scotland?

Heineken Helen

V V wrote:

yes even if u stand on them , they like to play dead ! so dont give up till they ooze :( yuck

:eek: Don't stand on them... isn't that when they lay their eggs... and then you'll have a much bigger problem :eek:

I thought everyone knew that we don't even HAVE cockroaches here.

Heineken Helen

newagehippie wrote:

Well, my chances of coming to London do not look so great at the moment.....I know everyone will be disappointed, so I am offering all of you guys invitations to come to Kentucky Derby this year (or any year really) it is the first weekend in May.......horses, gambling, bourbon.....not Pearl Jam but an experience none the least...... :rolleyes:

:( Next year then so!

Heineken Helen

newagehippie wrote:

Is Rugby in season??

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG season :eek: Huge match last weekend, huge match next weekend, nothing this weekend :(

http://www.rbs6nations.com/index_ireland.htm

V V

redrock wrote:

Shhh... don't talk rugby.....

yes shhhhhhhhhhh

Helen i havent heard that !

hi casey

Heineken Helen

V V wrote:

yes shhhhhhhhhhh

Helen i havent heard that !

hi casey

I'm sure that's how it goes anyway

Irish Al

V V wrote:

hey AL, tool have a great new song list shuffle thing on their myspace page
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=53384054

Cheers oh high priestess of pink

Heineken Helen wrote:

:eek: Don't stand on them... isn't that when they lay their eggs... and then you'll have a much bigger problem :eek:

I thought everyone knew that we don't even HAVE cockroaches here.

This is true :eek: People seem to forget that these are the only fuckers who'll survive nuclear power. If you squash them their eggs are thrown everywhere and hatch = more COCK-A-ROACHES (in best tony montana voice)

V V

how do u kill them then ????

we did use spray sometimes but thats not very enviromental !

chime

Tell I've not been around too much today only just wandered onto The Porch and found that audioslave are officially no more. Makes solo Chris tour seen more likely and do you think possible that the RATM reunion may find it's way to Europe

Heineken Helen

Irish Al wrote:

Cheers oh high priestess of pink




This is true :eek: People seem to forget that these are the only fuckers who'll survive nuclear power. If you squash them their eggs are thrown everywhere and hatch = more COCK-A-ROACHES (in best tony montana voice)

Is it only Irish people who know this?

There's a site that says you can kill them with baking soda and sugar.

http://www.bakingsodabook.co.uk/Kill_cockroaches_with_baking_soda.shtml

Irish Al

Chime wrote:

Tell I've not been around too much today only just wandered onto The Porch and found that audioslave are officially no more. Makes solo Chris tour seen more likely and do you think possible that the RATM reunion may find it's way to Europe

I hadn't heard...ah well, life goes on

Heineken Helen wrote:

Is it only Irish people who know this?

Well we are the most intelligent people in the world

chime

Irish Al wrote:

I hadn't heard...ah well, life goes on

Yeah I never really got into Audioslave so them splitting is a bit meh as far as I'm concerned more looking forward to what it might mean for Chris though and if RATM decide to do anything else that will be a nice bonus

V V

i thought the 1st Audioslave album was Brilliant and wow a super group very cool , but the 2nd wwas so so i didnt bother with the last if they ever got round to bringing it out.

and as for RAGE OMG i would LOVE to see them play One of my Top bands they just get me everytime

as for SG i do like em i love chris's voice (as well as his body) but i'm not sure he always pulls it off live , have heard a fair few bad live recordings , i mean if u compare it to ed how he can sing in the studio and live brilliantly chirs has an amazing voice but he can loose it. IMO !

Heineken Helen

http://www.motherearthnews.com/DIY/1978_September_October/Cockroaches__Kill__Em_with_Kindness

there's another one advising you to make them drown in their own drunkenness

dunkman

Irish Al wrote:

Well we are the most intelligent people in the world

also the biggest liars and purveyors of old wives tales

When you stand on a large cockroach is it true that they carry eggs which stick to your feet and hatch ?



Best Answer - Chosen By Voters

its a common misconception...if you stand on a cockroach that has eggs on its back then you crush and kill the eggs along with the cockroach. The eggs may well stick to your shoes but alas they will be dead.

this was on a scientific Question and Answer forum

dunkman

This is one of those urban legends. Cockroaches reproduce sexually and lay eggs. They cannot spawn from the squished body of another roach, I think where this legend began was because once you step on a roach, you must clean up the mess, or else other roaches will come to feed on their fallen comrad.....this was probably what happened the first time someone noticed the phenomena.
But trust me this cannot and does not happen, its impossible.

Hope this puts you at ease and answers your question!
Im an entomologist

V V

oh well done dunkman

dunkman

V V wrote:

oh well done dunkman

stoopid irish feckers

Irish Al

SNOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE man you can be very nerdy at times....but I still love ya