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  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    cos the white bit's the best part :o


    You're cute when you say things like that! :o :rolleyes: :p
  • jrdjrd Posts: 3,060
    Byrnzie wrote:
    Errm...clean, uncrowded, not smelly (apart from the wiff of manure), peaceful, green, inhabited by creatures of the wild other then rats and pigeons, scenic, unconfusing, Arcadian, bucolic, agrarian, pastoral, agricultural, backwoods, countrified, unsophisticated, georgic, idyllic, natural, agronomic, provincial, rustic, simple.

    Well someone's been reading the thesaurus!

    Made it in to work today, unlike some SLACKERS i could mention... Bizarrely the trains were running fine today despite the massive 2-3 inches of snow we had/have, must be the lack of people using them that means they can run on time (almost). Bet i get stuck going home having said that...

    And to make this posting topical: i like Pearl Jam, and saw Springsteen in Dublin in 1993.

    Now... work... or a cuppa... ? Decisions, decisions...
    Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    jrd wrote:
    Well someone's been reading the thesaurus!

    Made it in to work today, unlike some SLACKERS i could mention... Bizarrely the trains were running fine today despite the massive 2-3 inches of snow we had/have, must be the lack of people using them that means they can run on time (almost). Bet i get stuck going home having said that...

    And to make this posting topical: i like Pearl Jam, and saw Springsteen in Dublin in 1993.

    Now... work... or a cuppa... ? Decisions, decisions...

    I know what ya mean. I was expecting/hoping to not be able to get to work today, but the trains were on time! :mad: :(
  • Byrnzie wrote:
    You're cute when you say things like that! :o :rolleyes: :p
    :rolleyes: I hope you weren't taking any double meaning from that... cos there wasn't any :p

    It seems to be KINDA snowing now :) but it won't stick :( fucking RAIN!!!!!!!!!!
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • eMMIeMMI Posts: 6,262
    Byrnzie wrote:
    But...but..you are the Snow queen from the North! I'm sure you had a hand in this outrage! :confused: :rolleyes: :p

    sorry to break it to ya B - but no, I don't have any part in that. :p

    btw. I'd much rather be a princess than a queen, queen makes me sound old! like mother Nature.. :confused::p:D:D

    and you're calling what 2-3 inches of snow an outrage?! :eek: *calculates inches into centimeters* ok well, maybe it's a bit much (for you :p) at one time.. :o :rolleyes:
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • eMMIeMMI Posts: 6,262
    :mad: Raining... bloody raining :mad:

    We were PROMISED lots of snow on the news last night :o and I even got out of bed 5 minutes early this morning thinking I'd open the door to a beautiful white sight... but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO miserable grey RAIN :(

    aww, poor Helly. :o

    if ya want snow, hop on a plane and fly over, we've got loads! :eek: :D

    I'd send ya some but I don't think it'll hold well in an envelope. :o:p
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • jrdjrd Posts: 3,060
    eMMI wrote:
    and you're calling what 2-3 inches of snow an outrage?! :eek: *calculates inches into centimeters* ok well, maybe it's a bit much (for you :p) at one time.. :o :rolleyes:

    exactly... 2-3 inches of snow if fuck all, but it still manages to practically grind the travel system to a halt. it's pathetic. unless you get the day off, or 'work from home' because of it ;)
    Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    :rolleyes: I hope you weren't taking any double meaning from that... cos there wasn't any :p

    You have a dirty mind H! :eek: :rolleyes:



    :p
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    jrd wrote:
    exactly... 2-3 inches of snow if fuck all, but it still manages to practically grind the travel system to a halt. it's pathetic. unless you get the day off, or 'work from home' because of it ;)

    2-3 inches... pah!!! thats crap ;)

    we had over 3ft once here... it was awesome!!!


    EDIT: fuck... i posted in the Dublin thread :D:D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • jrdjrd Posts: 3,060
    dunkman wrote:
    2-3 inches... pah!!! thats crap ;)

    we had over 3ft once here... it was awesome!!!


    EDIT: fuck... i posted in the Dublin thread :D:D

    must have been a bit chilly in yer kilt - that depth of snow must have caused a bit of... shrinkage!
    Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
  • chimechime Posts: 7,839
    dunkman wrote:
    EDIT: fuck... i posted in the Dublin thread :D:D

    Now there's so many threads it's hard to remember which one you're reading/posting in :o

    The only solution for your Dunk would be to stop reading the Dublin thread and then you wouldn't accidently post in it :)

    But could you resist checking it to see if you were missing anything :confused:

    REMEMBER you can't reply to this post :p
    So are we strangers now? Like rock and roll and the radio?
  • UKDaveUKDave Posts: 5,557
    jrd wrote:
    must have been a bit chilly in yer kilt - that depth of snow must have caused a bit of... shrinkage!

    :eek: shrinkage... this weather is not good :(
    Astoria Crew
    Troubled souls unite, we got ourselves tonight...
    Astoria, Dublin, Reading 06
    Katowice, Wembley 07
    SBE, Manchester, O2 09
    Hyde Park 10
    Manchester 1&2 12
    This is just g'bye for now...
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    jrd wrote:
    must have been a bit chilly in yer kilt - that depth of snow must have caused a bit of... shrinkage!

    I heard that Dunk's nob is so small though that he was once even turned away from the annual worlds smallest penis competition as they mistook him for a girl.
    I can say whatever i like now, coz he won't post here! :) Nah nah na nah nah!! :)
  • eMMIeMMI Posts: 6,262
    Byrnzie wrote:
    I heard that Dunk's nob is so small though that he was once even turned away from the annual worlds smallest penis competition as they mistook him for a girl.
    I can say whatever i like now, coz he won't post here! :) Nah nah na nah nah!! :)

    but did you know.. (I heard this from somewhere..) that the smaller the penis is when err.. floppy (lol. :p) the bigger it becomes when.. stiffy.. :confused::o

    I can't believe I just posted that. :eek:
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • eMMIeMMI Posts: 6,262
    jrd wrote:
    exactly... 2-3 inches of snow if fuck all, but it still manages to practically grind the travel system to a halt. it's pathetic. unless you get the day off, or 'work from home' because of it ;)

    oh jaysus.. that is pathetic! :p

    here, trains were running 15-60 mins late when it was -27 degrees! when it's warmer, things go on well. :p
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • UKDaveUKDave Posts: 5,557
    eMMI wrote:
    but did you know.. (I heard this from somewhere..) that the smaller the penis is when err.. floppy (lol. :p) the bigger it becomes when.. stiffy.. :confused::o

    I can't believe I just posted that. :eek:

    I thought the consensus was that there wasn't any correlation between the size from one state to the other :confused:

    Think that was just someone wanting you to help him get a stiffy ;):D

    edit: dunk...? you still not posting? you must be wriggling in your seat :p:D
    Astoria Crew
    Troubled souls unite, we got ourselves tonight...
    Astoria, Dublin, Reading 06
    Katowice, Wembley 07
    SBE, Manchester, O2 09
    Hyde Park 10
    Manchester 1&2 12
    This is just g'bye for now...
  • redrockredrock Posts: 18,341
    eMMI wrote:
    but did you know.. (I heard this from somewhere..) that the smaller the penis is when err.. floppy (lol. :p) the bigger it becomes when.. stiffy.. :confused::o

    I can't believe I just posted that. :eek:

    A fib some guy with a tiny willy told you.....

    Believe me... I was in the business of selling penile and testicular implants (among other implants - like boobies!)
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    eMMI wrote:
    but did you know.. (I heard this from somewhere..) that the smaller the penis is when err.. floppy (lol. :p) the bigger it becomes when.. stiffy.. :confused::o

    I can't believe I just posted that. :eek:

    errr...no.

    p.s, what is going on these past few days? Must be something in the air! :rolleyes:
  • eMMIeMMI Posts: 6,262
    UKDave wrote:
    I thought the consensus was that there wasn't any correlation between the size from one state to the other :confused:

    Think that was just someone wanting you to help him get a stiffy ;):D

    lol. come to think of it, it was a documentory that gave me that info. :o:p I believe it was called "the anatomy of sex".. lol. and it was quite boring actually.
    it also said that the penis is actually in a relaxed state during a stiffy. :confused:


    EDIT: lol. it was an American documentary actually. :p
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • UKDaveUKDave Posts: 5,557
    redrock wrote:
    A fib some guy with a tiny willy told you.....

    Believe me... I was in the business of selling penile and testicular implants (among other implants - like boobies!)

    That's what I reckon ;)

    dunk... why would misinform people like this :confused:

    Rita :eek: didn't see that bit initially, freaking hell!! :eek:
    Astoria Crew
    Troubled souls unite, we got ourselves tonight...
    Astoria, Dublin, Reading 06
    Katowice, Wembley 07
    SBE, Manchester, O2 09
    Hyde Park 10
    Manchester 1&2 12
    This is just g'bye for now...
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Chime wrote:
    But could you resist checking it to see if you were missing anything :confused:

    no no.. i did "new posts" and it came up and it was just force of habit.. i clicked and read jrd's post..

    i just think that Dublin has been done and now its London forthcoming... we just talk shit in here anyway so why not just talk shit in the London Crew thread? it will give us a chance to meet up with the nice folks going to london who havent posted in this thread cos they werent in Dublin....

    i have to check two threads these days and i'm just too lazy for that :(

    it was just a thought... you all abandoned the Astoria thread without so much of a thought.. but tearing you away from Dublin (which wasnt even as good a gig as Dublin) is like wrestling a penny from a scottish guy!!!!

    boo!!!
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • UKDaveUKDave Posts: 5,557
    eMMI wrote:
    lol. come to think of it, it was a documentory that gave me that info. :o:p I believe it was called "the anatomy of sex".. lol. and it was quite boring actually.
    it also said that the penis is actually in a relaxed state during a stiffy. :confused:

    I think I can speak for the fella's here but it doesn't feel very "relaxed" to me at that point ;):p
    Astoria Crew
    Troubled souls unite, we got ourselves tonight...
    Astoria, Dublin, Reading 06
    Katowice, Wembley 07
    SBE, Manchester, O2 09
    Hyde Park 10
    Manchester 1&2 12
    This is just g'bye for now...
  • UKDaveUKDave Posts: 5,557
    dunkman wrote:
    no no.. i did "new posts" and it came up and it was just force of habit.. i clicked and read jrd's post..

    i just think that Dublin has been done and now its London forthcoming... we just talk shit in here anyway so why not just talk shit in the London Crew thread? it will give us a chance to meet up with the nice folks going to london who havent posted in this thread cos they werent in Dublin....

    i have to check two threads these days and i'm just too lazy for that :(

    it was just a thought... you all abandoned the Astoria thread without so much of a thought.. but tearing you away from Dublin (which wasnt even as good a gig as Dublin) is like wrestling a penny from a scottish guy!!!!

    boo!!!

    Well said that man, all back to Astoria then.....? ;):D:p
    Astoria Crew
    Troubled souls unite, we got ourselves tonight...
    Astoria, Dublin, Reading 06
    Katowice, Wembley 07
    SBE, Manchester, O2 09
    Hyde Park 10
    Manchester 1&2 12
    This is just g'bye for now...
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Byrnzie wrote:
    I heard that Dunk's nob is so small though that he was once even turned away from the annual worlds smallest penis competition as they mistook him for a girl.
    I can say whatever i like now, coz he won't post here! :) Nah nah na nah nah!! :)

    I once heard that Byrznies knob was so small that he shagged a polo and the polo complained about not being satisfied
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • UKDaveUKDave Posts: 5,557
    dunkman wrote:
    I once heard that Byrznies knob was so small that he shagged a polo and the polo complained about not being satisfied

    Is that before or after it was sucked for a few minutes? :confused:

    :eek: ....I meant the polo ;):D
    Astoria Crew
    Troubled souls unite, we got ourselves tonight...
    Astoria, Dublin, Reading 06
    Katowice, Wembley 07
    SBE, Manchester, O2 09
    Hyde Park 10
    Manchester 1&2 12
    This is just g'bye for now...
  • redrockredrock Posts: 18,341
    UKDave wrote:
    Rita :eek: didn't see that bit initially, freaking hell!! :eek:

    All silicone implants... willies, boobies, balls, finger joints, etc. The penile implant trial was interesting......

    Dunky.. the Astoria still pops up every once in a while....
  • chimechime Posts: 7,839
    dunkman wrote:
    it was just a thought... you all abandoned the Astoria thread without so much of a thought.. but tearing you away from Dublin (which wasnt even as good a gig as Dublin) is like wrestling a penny from a scottish guy!!!!

    boo!!!

    I think we spent quite a while posting on both Astoria and Dublin as I remembered getting confused about which conversation was on which thread :o ... and you seem to have forgotten quite how hard it was for Dave to leave the Astoria thread :(
    So are we strangers now? Like rock and roll and the radio?
  • UKDaveUKDave Posts: 5,557
    redrock wrote:
    All silicone implants... willies, boobies, balls, finger joints, etc.

    yuk.... :o
    Astoria Crew
    Troubled souls unite, we got ourselves tonight...
    Astoria, Dublin, Reading 06
    Katowice, Wembley 07
    SBE, Manchester, O2 09
    Hyde Park 10
    Manchester 1&2 12
    This is just g'bye for now...
  • UKDaveUKDave Posts: 5,557
    Chime wrote:
    I think we spent quite a while posting on both Astoria and Dublin as I remembered getting confused about which conversation was on which thread :o ... and you seem to have forgotten quite how hard it was for Dave to leave the Astoria thread :(

    Astoria!!!!! :o
    Astoria Crew
    Troubled souls unite, we got ourselves tonight...
    Astoria, Dublin, Reading 06
    Katowice, Wembley 07
    SBE, Manchester, O2 09
    Hyde Park 10
    Manchester 1&2 12
    This is just g'bye for now...
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    redrock wrote:
    Dunky.. the Astoria still pops up every once in a while....

    just when it gets horny
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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