Here is a joke about an Indian boy on his first day at school in
the USA ..
It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrashekhar
Subrahmanyam entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History.
Who said "Give meLiberty, or give me Death"?
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrashekhar, who had his
hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775" he said.
Very good!" Who said "Government of the People, by the People, for the
People, shall not perish from the Earth?"again
no response except from Chandrashekhar. "Abraham Lincoln, 1863" said
Chandrashekhar. >
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed.
Chandrashekhar, who is new to our country, knows more! About its history than
you do."
She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Indians,"
"Who said that?" she demanded.
Chandrashekhar put his hand up. "General Custer, 1862."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glares around and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"
Again, Chandrashekhar says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime
Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? S*ck this!"
Chandrashekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the
teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said "You little shit. If you
say anything else, I'll kill you."
Chandrashekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit
to Chandra Levy, 2001."
The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on
the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're f**ked!"
And Chandrashekhar said quietly, "George Bush, Iraq, 2005."
I don't get it...
:D
Cheers,
NEWAGEHIPPIE
Keep your eyes open, eventually something will happen....
and a very good evening to you sir!!
is this a cheese shop?????
just enquiring what day/days you may be attending da london meet/piss up??
was going saturday but may not be able to now, so was wondering if you were planning on attending friday evening???
secondly and slightly less pressing will you be frapping away in wembley in december to the moss meister general????
Alrighty? Just got home. I'm not sure yet about the London piss up.
I didn't know the Moz man was playing Wembley. I'm not sure about that. I'm going to see the Pogues in December so am not sure I can afford it. I'll let you know.
Alrighty? Just got home. I'm not sure yet about the London piss up.
I didn't know the Moz man was playing Wembley. I'm not sure about that. I'm going to see the Pogues in December so am not sure I can afford it. I'll let you know.
Heeeeyyy, I just got home too. I'm pretty drunk (it is a Monday night after all) so I thought I'd check in here. WOOOO!!!!!!
Well, that's about it for the moment. See you all in the morning Hopefully I'll have something worthwhile to say then.
Also a good morning to you all...it's sunny overhere and like 20 degrees.....aahhh nice weather
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:(:( so sorry Helen I really cant make it up for ur lil visit **boo woo** got offered a dirty weekend with huby in Cornwall this week end so kids will go to grannys then instead of next weekend and our Halloween party is on the 29th then I'm in London on the 4th nov. for tate stuff!
so love , next time give me more warning of ur intended visit and i can plan a bit better
Sorry xxxxxxx
~~~~~~~~~~ PINK FLUFFY LOVE PSYCHO~~~~~~~~~~
Astoria,Dublin,Reading 06,Wembley 07,Sheapards Bush & o2 09 thats multiple Jamgasms!
and a very good evening to you sir!!
is this a cheese shop?????
just enquiring what day/days you may be attending da london meet/piss up??
was going saturday but may not be able to now, so was wondering if you were planning on attending friday evening???
secondly and slightly less pressing will you be frapping away in wembley in december to the moss meister general????
Are you still afraid of all the women Don??? You'll be safe - I'll look after ya
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
Doing good, work has been really really crazy
specially now, in the days before I leave for Bridge, and the work related stuff that comes afterwards
I'm counting the days!!
Oh I'm sooo jealous . Marina, you do realise you're our representative there so you have to somehow send psychic stuff to us
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
Alrighty? Just got home. I'm not sure yet about the London piss up.
are you gonna let me down too??? :eek:
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
Heeeeyyy, I just got home too. I'm pretty drunk (it is a Monday night after all) so I thought I'd check in here. WOOOO!!!!!!
Well, that's about it for the moment. See you all in the morning Hopefully I'll have something worthwhile to say then.
And WOOOO to you too . So what was the occasion?
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
Morning Dublin Crew.....its tuesday and all is well.....for those footie fans out their I had to turn down two tix for Man U v Liverpool on sunday....the day after my birthday......DAMN YOU NO MONEY :mad: :mad: :mad:
:(:( so sorry Helen I really cant make it up for ur lil visit **boo woo** got offered a dirty weekend with huby in Cornwall this week end so kids will go to grannys then instead of next weekend and our Halloween party is on the 29th then I'm in London on the 4th nov. for tate stuff!
so love , next time give me more warning of ur intended visit and i can plan a bit better
Sorry xxxxxxx
That's ok I still love ya :(
Although... I gave ya a month How much notice do ya need?
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
Morning Dublin Crew.....its tuesday and all is well.....for those footie fans out their I had to turn down two tix for Man U v Liverpool on sunday....the day after my birthday......DAMN YOU NO MONEY :mad: :mad: :mad:
Anyway the world is good :D:D
Yes indeed the world is good
How's you Al? Any craic for me?
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
Morning Dublin Crew.....its tuesday and all is well.....for those footie fans out their I had to turn down two tix for Man U v Liverpool on sunday....the day after my birthday......DAMN YOU NO MONEY :mad: :mad: :mad:
Anyway the world is good :D:D
Morning all
Yes the world is good Tomorrow is my last day in the office until next Tuesday *does happy dance*
You already had plans for Sunday didn't ya? I'm sure much alcohol will be involved and then it will all be alright :cool:
So are we strangers now? Like rock and roll and the radio?
Morning Dublin Crew.....its tuesday and all is well.....for those footie fans out their I had to turn down two tix for Man U v Liverpool on sunday....the day after my birthday......DAMN YOU NO MONEY :mad: :mad: :mad:
Anyway the world is good :D:D
I wish I'd decided to not go to footie on Saturday... away at St.Albans... heard of them? thought not... and we got beat 4-2.... :( :( :(
Astoria Crew
Troubled souls unite, we got ourselves tonight...
Astoria, Dublin, Reading 06
Katowice, Wembley 07
SBE, Manchester, O2 09
Hyde Park 10
Manchester 1&2 12
This is just g'bye for now...
All's well Hellsy thanks, and you? Not a bit of craic, was hopin to sneak out to the gym but thats not gonna happen now....maybe later
My friend had a baby boy last night which is great news (they have a little girl but lost their first baby boy :( ) so they are well happy
Yes the world is good Tomorrow is my last day in the office until next Tuesday *does happy dance*
You already had plans for Sunday didn't ya? I'm sure much alcohol will be involved and then it will all be alright :cool:
Lucky Chime...:D:D:D
No plans had to be rearranged after I decided I couldn't afford to go to manchester....problem was I had asked for the tix and a dude had gone to a lot of trouble to get the tix for me....flights were gonna cost me over €400 (4 weddings in the last month, 6 birthdays in the next month and xmas) but thankfully one of my best mates, who is a huge liverpool fan is taking the tix for me....so at least someone is gonna get them
Morning Dublin Crew.....its tuesday and all is well.....for those footie fans out their I had to turn down two tix for Man U v Liverpool on sunday....the day after my birthday......DAMN YOU NO MONEY :mad: :mad: :mad:
Anyway the world is good :D:D
Damn! I would have taken that ticket - but it's the week before payday. Bah humbug! :mad:
No plans had to be rearranged after I decided I couldn't afford to go to manchester....problem was I had asked for the tix and a dude had gone to a lot of trouble to get the tix for me....flights were gonna cost me over €400 (4 weddings in the last month, 6 birthdays in the next month and xmas) but thankfully one of my best mates, who is a huge liverpool fan is taking the tix for me....so at least someone is gonna get them
Anyway how come you're off??
Ah well I'm sure you will get a lot of birthday celebrations in instead
I'm off for one of the wedding things you keep having to go to But this ones my sisters so have to do more than just turn up on the day
So are we strangers now? Like rock and roll and the radio?
Ah well I'm sure you will get a lot of birthday celebrations in instead
I'm off for one of the wedding things you keep having to go to But this ones my sisters so have to do more than just turn up on the day
There will be plenty of celebrating although plans have changed slightly, goin out with the family on fri, havin a romantic night in on sat and piss up on sunday :D:D
oooooOOOOOooooooo sisters wedding....is that puttin pressure in you?? :eek: You'll have a ball...and I'm sure lots of drink....don't forget...sing PJ at the top of your voice at about 12:37
There will be plenty of celebrating although plans have changed slightly, goin out with the family on fri, havin a romantic night in on sat and piss up on sunday :D:D
oooooOOOOOooooooo sisters wedding....is that puttin pressure in you?? :eek:
:eek: she's my little sister as well ... well she's 5'9" but you know what I mean
You'll have a ball...and I'm sure lots of drink....don't forget...sing PJ at the top of your voice at about 12:37
That's fine I'll probably be just leaving the hotel for the wedding then Sure the driver won't think anything of it Seen as it's a wedding think it should be something like Thin Air
So are we strangers now? Like rock and roll and the radio?
Of course not. :rolleyes: I just don't know what day it is or anything.
Today??? It's Tuesday :cool:
Or the meet??? Did you see the thread on the AET? The main meet up is Saturday the 28th October which you have to go to... apparently Don is afraid of all the women so you'll also have to come out the Friday night, 27th to lend him some moral support. You'll also have to show up the Sunday night
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
damn this is a good day! as was yesterday too cause I got a letter/pic/card/thingie from a friend I've been talking to for ages but never knew what he looked like. now I do! :D
and I've got a day off tomorrow cause I decided to go to the nightschool tonight. yey!! :D after tonight (and early tomorrow morning) the next time I've got work is Monday. how lovely!! :D:D:D
"Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
Comments
HEY Buru!! Did you get your Visa worked out for the Bridge shows??
It's gonna be an exciting show, I'm still bummed I couldn't do it....
How ya been?
NEWAGEHIPPIE
Keep your eyes open, eventually something will happen....
I don't get it...
NEWAGEHIPPIE
Keep your eyes open, eventually something will happen....
Hey, yup I got my visa no problem, hardly any questions asked, just 2
1) where are you going? --- Westpoint (no point in mentioning Bridge!)
2) Do you have any family in the US --- No (kinda lied there too
Don!!!! You HAVE to come on the Saturday.... that's the BIG one (unless everyone pulls out!!!) :eek:
and now you announce it on the world wide web.....
NEWAGEHIPPIE
Keep your eyes open, eventually something will happen....
Doing good, work has been really really crazy
specially now, in the days before I leave for Bridge, and the work related stuff that comes afterwards
I'm counting the days!!
How many?
NEWAGEHIPPIE
Keep your eyes open, eventually something will happen....
Alrighty? Just got home. I'm not sure yet about the London piss up.
I didn't know the Moz man was playing Wembley. I'm not sure about that. I'm going to see the Pogues in December so am not sure I can afford it. I'll let you know.
like they will read this
Well, that's about it for the moment. See you all in the morning
Antwerp 30-08-2006
Berlin 23-09-2006
Rock Werchter 29-06-2007
Nijmegen 27-06-2010
Rock Werchter 04-07-2010
so love , next time give me more warning of ur intended visit and i can plan a bit better
Sorry xxxxxxx
Astoria,Dublin,Reading 06,Wembley 07,Sheapards Bush & o2 09 thats multiple Jamgasms!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
Anyway the world is good
Although... I gave ya a month
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
How's you Al? Any craic for me?
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
Morning all
Yes the world is good
You already had plans for Sunday didn't ya? I'm sure much alcohol will be involved and then it will all be alright
I wish I'd decided to not go to footie on Saturday... away at St.Albans... heard of them? thought not... and we got beat 4-2.... :( :( :(
Troubled souls unite, we got ourselves tonight...
Astoria, Dublin, Reading 06
Katowice, Wembley 07
SBE, Manchester, O2 09
Hyde Park 10
Manchester 1&2 12
This is just g'bye for now...
Of course not. :rolleyes: I just don't know what day it is or anything.
All's well Hellsy thanks, and you? Not a bit of craic, was hopin to sneak out to the gym but thats not gonna happen now....maybe later
My friend had a baby boy last night which is great news (they have a little girl but lost their first baby boy :( ) so they are well happy
Lucky Chime...:D:D:D
No plans had to be rearranged after I decided I couldn't afford to go to manchester....problem was I had asked for the tix and a dude had gone to a lot of trouble to get the tix for me....flights were gonna cost me over €400 (4 weddings in the last month, 6 birthdays in the next month and xmas) but thankfully one of my best mates, who is a huge liverpool fan is taking the tix for me....so at least someone is gonna get them
Anyway how come you're off??
Damn! I would have taken that ticket - but it's the week before payday. Bah humbug! :mad:
Ah well I'm sure you will get a lot of birthday celebrations in instead
I'm off for one of the wedding things you keep having to go to
There will be plenty of celebrating although plans have changed slightly, goin out with the family on fri, havin a romantic night in on sat and piss up on sunday
oooooOOOOOooooooo sisters wedding....is that puttin pressure in you?? :eek: You'll have a ball...and I'm sure lots of drink....don't forget...sing PJ at the top of your voice at about 12:37
:eek:
That's fine I'll probably be just leaving the hotel for the wedding then
Or the meet??? Did you see the thread on the AET? The main meet up is Saturday the 28th October which you have to go to... apparently Don is afraid of all the women so you'll also have to come out the Friday night, 27th to lend him some moral support. You'll also have to show up the Sunday night
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
damn this is a good day! as was yesterday too cause I got a letter/pic/card/thingie from a friend I've been talking to for ages but never knew what he looked like.
and I've got a day off tomorrow cause I decided to go to the nightschool tonight. yey!!