Dublin crew!!!

redrock

UKDave wrote:

Is this the right time to mention I had a shag (and more) in a hay barn at the weekend? :cool:

NO!!! It was the fucking wrong time to mention that because I wasn't around!!!! :mad:

But a hay barn..... bloody hell.. haven't been in the country for a long time ;)

stonesgstring

V V wrote:

compeletly off topic ! just about to take my daughter to her 1st roller disco !! :eek: ............ i'm scared !

oh and WOOO HOOO DAve :D:D:D lucky lady

Oooh I used to go to roller disco's when I was little!! I hated it mind. I was never very good at it Could never co-ordinate both feet and always ended up on my arse

Buru

stonesgstring wrote:

Oooh I used to go to roller disco's when I was little!! I hated it mind. I was never very good at it Could never co-ordinate both feet and always ended up on my arse

I've never roller disco'ed
but it seems like such a fun thing to do
specially if wasted

redrock

'morning crew! Now for some breakfast......

Heineken Helen

Morning Just had breakfast

We've got another sign up already this morning for the AET Santa Rita - that makes 11 already :eek: . It was only 7 altogether last year I think.

redrock

OK... I'm the oldest here so I can be bossy....... sign up for the secret santa NOW!!!! It'll be fun!!!!

Careful or I get my whip out!!!!! Though this might not really be a threat for some :D:D:D

UKDave

redrock wrote:

'morning crew! Now for some breakfast......

Morning all breakfast.... now that sounds like a good idea... but at work now :( achey from footie last night :(...

redrock

UKDave wrote:

achey from footie last night :(...

With age creeping up on you, you've got to start taking it easy :D:D

Good game?

UKDave

redrock wrote:

With age creeping up on you, you've got to start taking it easy :D:D

Good game?

:( I always ache for 2 days afterwards... :( yeah, we won again, think that's 5 or 6 straight wins now, final score 18-12... :eek:

edit: should explain: it's 5-a-side for an hour, small pitch!!

dunkman

UKDave wrote:

:( I always ache for 2 days afterwards... :( yeah, we won again, think that's 5 or 6 straight wins now, final score 18-12... :eek:

edit: should explain: it's 5-a-side for an hour, small pitch!!

i wanna play :(

Hitch-Hiker

UKDave wrote:

:( I always ache for 2 days afterwards... :( yeah, we won again, think that's 5 or 6 straight wins now, final score 18-12... :eek:

edit: should explain: it's 5-a-side for an hour, small pitch!!

I was playing yesterday too. Lost 24 - 23.
Good game though.

UKDave

dunkman1974 wrote:

i wanna play :(

Get yer arse down here then...

It's head office against one of my field based teams, the game gets played when they come in for their monthly meeting... and we have a scot who flys down for the meeting and the game... although they've lost everytime so far...

UKDave

Hitch-Hiker wrote:

I was playing yesterday too. Lost 24 - 23.
Good game though.

Sounds like a good match!! mostly ours are quite comfortable wins, they nearly shocked us once going 5-1 up early on but we clawed it back...

Heineken Helen

redrock wrote:

OK... I'm the oldest here so I can be bossy....... sign up for the secret santa NOW!!!! It'll be fun!!!!

Careful or I get my whip out!!!!! Though this might not really be a threat for some :D:D:D

:eek: Ever think of going into recruitment???

UKDave

Received this, this morning, seems like the thread to share it :

An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems.... "Dactor, it's me
ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot".

So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.

"Incredible" he says, "there is a £20 note lodged up here."

Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a £10
pound note appears.

"This is amazing!"exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?"

"Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!"shrieks the patient.

The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and
another and another, etc....

Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.

"Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter. Just out of interest, How
moch was in dare den?"

The Doctor counts the pile of cash. "£1,990 exactly."

"Ah, dat'd be roit,''says the Irishman











(Wait for it.)









I knew I wasn't feeling two grand.."

Don't blame me for the "accent"

redrock

Heineken Helen wrote:

:eek: Ever think of going into recruitment???

At one time, I was in Resource Management within a large management consultancy. Had to match people to projects. Not that easy (unless the project was in barbados - somehow Newcastle or projects with the MOD weren't that popular). A lot of times 'gentle persuasion' was needed!!!!! I'm good at that!

redrock

Dave :D:D:D


Now... go to AET and sign up for secret santa.... Dunky just has :D

UKDave

redrock wrote:

Dave :D:D:D


Now... go to AET and sign up for secret santa.... Dunky just has :D

I was waiting for that...

I'm crap at all that stuff, birthdays etc, which reminds me, I have 3 cards to buy this lunch time, 2 x birthday & one congrats on a baby boy to my best mate from school...

I'll check out the rules and come back to you, are willy socks banned? :rolleyes:

V V

nothing is banned surely

and morning

redrock

UKDave wrote:

I'll check out the rules and come back to you, are willy socks banned? :rolleyes:

Of course not!!! But I did state in my preferences that I would rather not receive willy socks because that's not much use to me.

But... if you really want willy socks, make sure you mention size so your santa gets it right! :D

redrock

V V wrote:

nothing is banned surely

Not even Eddie all wrapped up under your tree!

UKDave

redrock wrote:

Of course not!!! But I did state in my preferences that I would rather not receive willy socks because that's not much use to me.

But... if you really want willy socks, make sure you mention size so your santa gets it right! :D

I don't want a willy sock!!!! :mad: :mad: got one last year for secret santa at work :(

UKDave

V V wrote:

nothing is banned surely

and morning

Morning you receive your album of the week?

V V

UKDave wrote:

Morning you receive your album of the week?

oh yes , thank you , must play it today start to see what i think , nothing's shocking 11 songs ? right ?

do we review it on here ??

UKDave

V V wrote:

oh yes , thank you , must play it today start to see what i think , nothing's shocking 11 songs ? right ?

do we review it on here ??

Yep that would be a good idea... Rita and Al should have it too, Dunk and Chime, it's waiting to get through....

chime

UKDave wrote:

Yep that would be a good idea... Rita and Al should have it too, Dunk and Chime, it's waiting to get through....

Morning all

I got it last night. Won't be able to burn it until Thursday at the earliest though

redrock

I already said... I LUUUUURRRVE it!!!! OK.. a bit basic... will need to get back with proper stuff.

UKDave

Chime wrote:

Morning all

I got it last night. Won't be able to burn it until Thursday at the earliest though

Cool :cool: left it on just in case, was out after footie at a Lebonese / Turkish restaurant, fab food

V V

so who is it , nothing's shocking is the band ? or the album ??

redrock

UKDave wrote:

Lebonese / Turkish restaurant, fab food

ooooo.. love middle-eastern food!