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for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."

Chief Joseph - Nez Perce

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  • shortstackshortstack Posts: 2,339
    image
    did you see me? i saw you.
  • In high school, there was this pre-graduation ceremony and my good friend won a car. It was an old pontiac firebird. coincidentally, I won a used computer at the same ceremony. The car once broke down with the computer in it -- then the computer died shortly after. True story.

    Lol Shortstack
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  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329
    I pulled it off be saying I was leaving the forums. I read the pages upon pages of "Don't go's"...my self esteem went off the charts and here I am...a winner
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    i have slid down icy stairways both short cement steps & lengthy wooden stairs up the side of a two story house. it didn't feel extra-great or anything. no bones were broken. i win
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    i was smashed over the top of my head with a swing's chain during recess in 6th grade of elementary school. black curtains exist. blood, we have a lot of blood & it can flow out of us. i consider this a victory
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • shortstackshortstack Posts: 2,339
    oh, i get it. i'll have to think about this one. :-?
    did you see me? i saw you.
  • JzPJzP Posts: 933
    I've cut my leg with a chainsaw(really wasn't that bad).. and it's still attached to me! I won that time. still need to get chaps though.

    I never win those damn scratch tickets!
    ~JzP
  • AnnafalkAnnafalk Posts: 4,004
    I once accidentally stuck a knife in my right eye, lucky for me it didn't hit the lens. (I was only 13 y)
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,280
    Last fall I was backpacking.
    3 day trip an hour away from Sedona.
    Got up in the morning to wizz.
    A full day out.
    No cell reception.
    By myself.
    Put my boots on...debated going out barefoot.
    Step over a log and a rattlesnake struck me. Hit my boot, didn't penetrate.
    Snake fang marks still remain on my boot.

    Win?
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    edited February 2014
    JzP said:

    I've cut my leg with a chainsaw(really wasn't that bad).. and it's still attached to me! I won that time. still need to get chaps though.

    I never win those damn scratch tickets!

    wow you're still around. haven't seen you in awhile. hope you & your family are well & the trout too

    while working at a sawmill, our foreman was a real jerkoff kinda guy. shortly after i moved on to a different mill, that prick foreman was running a chainsaw over his head/face... the chain snapped & wrapped around his mug. we're talking hundreds of stitches & a lot of blood

    becareful, sir
    Post edited by chadwick on
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    mca47 said:

    Last fall I was backpacking.
    3 day trip an hour away from Sedona.
    Got up in the morning to wizz.
    A full day out.
    No cell reception.
    By myself.
    Put my boots on...debated going out barefoot.
    Step over a log and a rattlesnake struck me. Hit my boot, didn't penetrate.
    Snake fang marks still remain on my boot.

    Win?

    western diamond back?
    you lucked out, sir
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    i can play a pretty decent game of poker. five card draw, deuces wild... bam. the pot $7
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • LosientoLosiento Posts: 282
    edited February 2014
    I use the porta-john out back at the construction site as my own personal inter-dimensional multi-verse transporter fueled by human waste. On occasion met up Albert Einstein, Grakkus ( an alien being Franmente Warlord with a stardate 40010) and Beyonce', All have been quite amusing and have given me tips on how to place the big money on the Superbowl. That's how I did it.
  • I stared down a box of oatmeal creme pies at the supermarket the other day. I swore I would win and just walk away cremepieless. I lost. I am weak. But I will win next time.
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • LosientoLosiento Posts: 282
    edited February 2014
    I chuckled to myself for days about my response.
    Post edited by Losiento on
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