halifaxxxxx told me he might let me open on the west coast leg of his tour if I could come up with some original material. I wrote this last night...I wore a bathrobe for inspiration. It's an angry tune to contrast with the smooth vocal stylings of halifaxxx. I call it "Leaf"...
troubled souls unite, we got ourselves tonight..
i am fuel, you are friends, we got the means to make amends
i am lost, i'm no guide, but i'm by your side
i am right by your side...
young lover i stand
it was their idea, i proved to be a man
take my fucking hand
it was their idea, i proved to be a man
will myself to find a home, a home within myself
we will find a way, we will find our place
drop the leaf, drop the leaf...
get outta' my fuckin' face
drop the leaf, drop the leaf...
get outta' my fuckin' face
drop the leaf, drop the leaf...
get outta' my fuckin' face
drop the leaf, we are young
drop the leaf, we are young
get outta' my fuckin' face...
drop the leaf, drop the leaf...
get outta' my, my...
delight, delight, delight in our youth...
get outta' my fuckin' face...
I'm also working on a really fast and short tune I call "Lookin'"
fuck him! he took his talents to faceturd and Twitter. the elitist fuck was too good for us in the GA line.
If I had known then what I know now...
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VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
I'm also working on a really fast and short tune I call "Lookin'"
the working name has been changed to Pukin'. I don't like to brag, but it's a pretty catchy tune.
If I had known then what I know now...
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
We search these threads can’t find the ones to our own fucking life
We all take a walk cause degenerates are not so dumb
I exit left after conflicts stinking bath and robe
Stop at the crainbadium people want this shit to stop
Some gone to fuckturd
While you and I at ten clubs
Some call this thread dead, well
Trollin the club now we see what is what
I find the ass and the forum is not an even fight
Some fuckin click that claims we bothered by truth their own fault
We disagree private message and the click is back undone
We read this song and degenerates a going on
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
We search these threads can’t find the ones to our own fucking life
We all take a walk cause degenerates are not so dumb
I exit left after conflicts stinking bath and robe
Stop at the crainbadium people want this shit to stop
Some gone to fuckturd
While you and I at ten clubs
Some call this thread dead, well
Trollin the club now we see what is what
I find the ass and the forum is not an even fight
Some fuckin click that claims we bothered by truth their own fault
We disagree private message and the click is back undone
We read this song and degenerates a going on
I'm not cool enough to have ever heard "bae".......is that a female bro?
If I had known then what I know now...
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
We search these threads can’t find the ones to our own fucking life
We all take a walk cause degenerates are not so dumb
I exit left after conflicts stinking bath and robe
Stop at the crainbadium people want this shit to stop
Some gone to fuckturd
While you and I at ten clubs
Some call this thread dead, well
Trollin the club now we see what is what
I find the ass and the forum is not an even fight
Some fuckin click that claims we bothered by truth their own fault
We disagree private message and the click is back undone
We read this song and degenerates a going on
two big thumbs up!
not the halifaxxxxx method at all, tho......he changes a couple of words here and there, proclaims himself a musical genius and slides back into the kitty litter while we wonder what happened to him.....this time.
If I had known then what I know now...
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
Bae?? Never heard of it. How is it pronounced?? What is it supposed to mean?
Seems to be a coastal thing....Halifaxxxx probably uses it...."I got you bae".....it hasn't hit the heartland that I know of.
If I had known then what I know now...
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
Bae=babe minus the b. Stupid fucken shit. Whoever came up with it, I want to punch that person in the face.
relax, brah.
If I had known then what I know now...
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
rough draft for the halifaxxx sings the hits west coast tour
I'm opening, bitches!
Schemin', rests his turtle on a pillow made of lettuce, again
Oh, feelin' maybe he'll get a little better place in line, ooh yeah
Oh, hand out, someone threw his little turtle into traffic,
oh yeah
Oh, tears flow, he can't help it cuz he just lost his place in line, oh yeah
Tears flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies
Oh, he don't know who threw the turtle into traffic
Someday yet, he'll have the elitist's revenge
e-li-tist's revenge, e-li-tist's revenge...
Kneelin', looking through the turtle bits, squashed to bits, ooh yeah
Oh, prayin', that he catches some motherfucker is their lies
Oh, feelin', understands there's gonna be hell to pay
Oh, suspects, you all may see the legal halls of shame, yeah
Tears flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies
Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away
Someday yet, he'll have the halifaxxxx revenge whispering hands, gently tells him his place is lost
place is lost, place is lost...
Yeah!
Woo...ah yeah...back it up...
tears flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies
Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away
Someday yet, he'll have his turtle's revenge, yeah
Oh, whispering hands, tries to steer him away
Him away, him away...
Bro!
Woo...uh huh...yeah, yeah, back him up again...
If I had known then what I know now...
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
Ok I'm coming out totally suspect, here.. WTF??? Am I not Elitist Fuck enough for the Turtle club?? But some how.. I read the first few lines of I'mlive's stanzas oh, wonderous... And I just knew... I better hold on tight for this trip under the bus!
Ok I'm coming out totally suspect, here.. WTF??? Am I not Elitist Fuck enough for the Turtle club?? But some how.. I read the first few lines of I'mlive's stanzas oh, wonderous... And I just knew... I better hold on tight for this trip under the bus!
It's not me, it's halifaxxxxx......he's throwing a wide net, hoping someone will crack.
I'm not suspecting you.....I'm pretty sure you have an uncorroborated alibi just like every other suspect er, person....my lyrics only point out that you are the one showing halifaxxx to the back of the line, now that his place has been lost....or has it?
If I had known then what I know now...
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
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Miss that fucker!!
fuck him! he took his talents to faceturd and Twitter. the elitist fuck was too good for us in the GA line.
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
the working name has been changed to Pukin'. I don't like to brag, but it's a pretty catchy tune.
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
We search these threads can’t find the ones to our own fucking life
We all take a walk cause degenerates are not so dumb
I exit left after conflicts stinking bath and robe
Stop at the crainbadium people want this shit to stop
Some gone to fuckturd
While you and I at ten clubs
Some call this thread dead, well
Trollin the club now we see what is what
I find the ass and the forum is not an even fight
Some fuckin click that claims we bothered by truth their own fault
We disagree private message and the click is back undone
We read this song and degenerates a going on
- Christopher McCandless
Love it!! It's a HIT I tell YA!!
I'm not cool enough to have ever heard "bae".......is that a female bro?
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
i've not ever heard "bae" either. what is it? how does it go? where is it at?
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
two big thumbs up!
not the halifaxxxxx method at all, tho......he changes a couple of words here and there, proclaims himself a musical genius and slides back into the kitty litter while we wonder what happened to him.....this time.
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
Where you at bae?
Go way bae
Yes bae
I'm so out of the loop.
Seems to be a coastal thing....Halifaxxxx probably uses it...."I got you bae".....it hasn't hit the heartland that I know of.
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
Have never used BFF, Boo, any of that shit.
So, what exactly does Bae stand for?
I fucking hate this new lingo. Abbreviate everything, including thought processes!
relax, brah.
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
Also, I can't believe none of this Bro stuff touched upon the Mansierre.
I'm opening, bitches!
Schemin', rests his turtle on a pillow made of lettuce, again
Oh, feelin' maybe he'll get a little better place in line, ooh yeah
Oh, hand out, someone threw his little turtle into traffic,
oh yeah
Oh, tears flow, he can't help it cuz he just lost his place in line, oh yeah
Tears flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies
Oh, he don't know who threw the turtle into traffic
Someday yet, he'll have the elitist's revenge
e-li-tist's revenge, e-li-tist's revenge...
Kneelin', looking through the turtle bits, squashed to bits, ooh yeah
Oh, prayin', that he catches some motherfucker is their lies
Oh, feelin', understands there's gonna be hell to pay
Oh, suspects, you all may see the legal halls of shame, yeah
Tears flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies
Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away
Someday yet, he'll have the halifaxxxx revenge
whispering hands, gently tells him his place is lost
place is lost, place is lost...
Yeah!
Woo...ah yeah...back it up...
tears flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies
Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away
Someday yet, he'll have his turtle's revenge, yeah
Oh, whispering hands, tries to steer him away
Him away, him away...
Bro!
Woo...uh huh...yeah, yeah, back him up again...
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
I think the opening act will steal the show! Halifax will be afraid to come out on stage!
It's not me, it's halifaxxxxx......he's throwing a wide net, hoping someone will crack.
I'm not suspecting you.....I'm pretty sure you have an uncorroborated alibi just like every other suspect er, person....my lyrics only point out that you are the one showing halifaxxx to the back of the line, now that his place has been lost....or has it?
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14