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Last-12-Exit wrote: »I hate this thread.
And, yet, you keep coming back.
He's addicted to BB's abuse.0 -
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whispering hands wrote: »Last-12-Exit wrote: »I hate this thread.
And, yet, you keep coming back.
He's addicted to BB's abuse.
BB is a fucktard.
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shetellsherself wrote: »Ok. So I finally caught up to this point. Geesh. I'm wondering which one of you degenerate elitists tried to hop the GA line right in front of me in Tulsa after I had waited dutifully in line all damn day? (I had a blast waiting all day though!). Yes, that's right, right before we entered the security some elitist fuk stepped right in front of the one he thought would be least likely to protest (me). I was about to protest and boot him to the back when my 6'4" brother who was standing right behind me reached around and tapped him on the shoulder. You'll remember he said, " hey buddy, I know damn well you haven't been waiting here all day and I don't really care where you cut in line as long as it's not in front of my sister." So anybody want to fess up?
Well, well, well, it certainly wasn't me. I haven't played Tulsa since 1981 and Oklahoma, where the wind goes whistling down the plain, since 1983. But I'm itching to get back there for a gig or two. Good luck on getting some degenerate, elitist fucker to fess up. They're a surly bunch.
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maybe I'm just an elitist, but I probably wouldn't dress like this for a court appearance.
just sayin'....
Is it the tick-tock clock, the ball cap turned partly sideways and/or the crescent and star that is not court appropriate? Maybe BB should weigh in? I might pass this picture onto my set/stage designer and wear it on tour. I'm sure it'll play well in the Best Westerns and Holiday Inns throughout America.
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northerndragon wrote: »A couple of things to cheer you up.....elitist degenerates in the line in turtle form.....
"water horse"!....so funny it almost deserves that despicable smiley....almost.
Thanks for the shout-out. B-)
Sorry to nit-pick, but it's Cap'n Crunch. :ar!
probably when he copied and pasted the originals, they said Captain....I know damn well halifax isn't typing all that....I'm on to him now....he adds a few words, here and there, and all of the sudden he's a musical fukking genius.whispering hands wrote: »
Wasn't me! I was in rehab!
good one!...or, is it?
remember when we had the WFT smiley?
and face palm?
and shifty?
that's a WTF imposter....WTF had one big, buggy eye.Fuck Tulsa, u know it wasn't me Jen. I have a weird feeling it might be that asshole Scott (last-12). That's something he'd do. Just saying
for some reason, it's always comedy gold when you call last exit an "asshole"
this whole fukken post, I needed better smileys. just one reason why this place is dead.
Ahem, Mr. imalive, I resemble that remark but did you ever consider, even once, for even a second, that maybe, just maybe THEY change a few words here and there and they're the musical fucking geniuses? Huh? Ever? You know there's been a long sordid history, like this thread, of musical geniuses getting ripped off, right? You know this to be true so why the mud slinging? Its almost enough for me to just call it a day and sit in a sandbox in my shitty bathrobe. You, dear degenerate, don't deserve my talents!
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If I had known then what I know now...
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14Philly I & II, 16Denver 22
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Halifax2TheMax wrote: »maybe I'm just an elitist, but I probably wouldn't dress like this for a court appearance.
just sayin'....
Is it the tick-tock clock, the ball cap turned partly sideways and/or the crescent and star that is not court appropriate? Maybe BB should weigh in? I might pass this picture onto my set/stage designer and wear it on tour. I'm sure it'll play well in the Best Westerns and Holiday Inns throughout America.
Peas.
yesterday, I watched a show called "snoop and son"....snoop dogg has his son enrolled in a catholic school in vegas....a rich kids school that has won five consecutive state football titles.
flavor flav also lives in vegas and it's quite a sight to see snoop and flav at the football games, with all the buttoned down white folk. my favorite line from the show was snoop telling his son, "weed is bad for you but good for me."
If I had known then what I know now...
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14Philly I & II, 16Denver 22
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Halifax2TheMax wrote: »northerndragon wrote: »A couple of things to cheer you up.....elitist degenerates in the line in turtle form.....
"water horse"!....so funny it almost deserves that despicable smiley....almost.
Thanks for the shout-out. B-)
Sorry to nit-pick, but it's Cap'n Crunch. :ar!
probably when he copied and pasted the originals, they said Captain....I know damn well halifax isn't typing all that....I'm on to him now....he adds a few words, here and there, and all of the sudden he's a musical fukking genius.whispering hands wrote: »
Wasn't me! I was in rehab!
good one!...or, is it?
remember when we had the WFT smiley?
and face palm?
and shifty?
that's a WTF imposter....WTF had one big, buggy eye.Fuck Tulsa, u know it wasn't me Jen. I have a weird feeling it might be that asshole Scott (last-12). That's something he'd do. Just saying
for some reason, it's always comedy gold when you call last exit an "asshole"
this whole fukken post, I needed better smileys. just one reason why this place is dead.
Ahem, Mr. imalive, I resemble that remark but did you ever consider, even once, for even a second, that maybe, just maybe THEY change a few words here and there and they're the musical fucking geniuses? Huh? Ever? You know there's been a long sordid history, like this thread, of musical geniuses getting ripped off, right? You know this to be true so why the mud slinging? Its almost enough for me to just call it a day and sit in a sandbox in my shitty bathrobe. You, dear degenerate, don't deserve my talents!
Piece.
OR...... you could attempt to pen your magnum opus, with a minimum of plagiarism, and convince us all that you're more than just some milli vanilli one-off.
If I had known then what I know now...
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14Philly I & II, 16Denver 22
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Hey fuckers!
I meant to ask...how'd it make you feel to see your track suit in the 10C holiday bargain bin?
If I had known then what I know now...
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14Philly I & II, 16Denver 22
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whispering hands wrote: »
And Cher...(on her 20th Farewell Tour)
So, a little story. I pull into Kermit's on Route 6 just past Black Hawk in my 1978 Bluebird school bus with a woodstove in it but no WiFi, offload and start setting up for my gig that night. I get set up and do sound check, and then I go grab some grub from the kitchen and head upstairs to the guest room to take a nap before my gig. Well, I'm just drifting off to sleep when I hear the following emanating from the stage at the back of the bar:
[BB:]The Elitists say we're young and we don't know
We won't find out until we get inside
[Scott:]Well I don't know if all that's true
'Cause you got me, and degenerate I got you F*cker
[Both:] I got you F*cker I got you F*cker
[BB:] The Elitists say our love won't pay the rent
Before it's earned, our money's all been spent on merch
[Scott:] I guess that's so, we don't have a list
But at least I'm sure of all the swag we got
[Scott:] F*cker
[Both:] I got you F*cker I got you F*cker
[Scott:] I got wine in the VIP tent I got you to the back of the line
[BB:] And when I'm last in line, you're an elitist clown
And if I get cut, you're always around to gloat
[BB:] So let them say the line's too long
'Cause I don't care, with you, asshole, I can't go in the VIP tent
[Scott:] Then put your little hand in mine
There ain't no line or rail we can't climb
[Scott:] F*cker
[Both:] I got you F*cker I got you F*cker
[Scott:] I got you to hold my place in line
[BB:] I got you to understand our elitism
[Scott:] I got you to walk with me to the back of the line
[BB:]I got you to talk down on me
[Scott:] I got you to hate tonight
[BB:] I got you to hold me back in line
[Scott:] I got you, I won't let you in
[BB:] I got you to hate me so
[BOTH:] I got you F*cker
I got you F*cker
I got you F*cker
I got you F*cker
I got you F*cker
Well, I'll be damned! I was so struck by their melodious voices that I just lay there and listened and started thinking of how I could get them in my band. After it ended I jumped up, ran downstairs and as I entered the bar, the door to the parking lot was closing. I ran out to the parking lot but they were pulling away in a VW Microbus. So, if any of you all know who those two fellas might be, pass it along that I think they would make some great back up singers and maybe I'd let 'em take front and center for a set if they have more in their repertoire. And of course I'd give 'em credit for any original work they bring to the stage. Okay, gotta go but I'll be performing later tonight so stop on by Kermit's on Route 6 just past Black Hawk. We'll dim the lights for ya all!
So I went back to review the security camera footage with sound and I had to update the lyrics. These two really love each other, huh?
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^^^^ are you sure it was BB and Scott? cuz, if it was, I would have thought there woulda been at least one verse where BB called Scott an "asshole."
what time you going on tonight? gonna do any originals or your usual weird al yankovic type of rip-off show?
If I had known then what I know now...
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14Philly I & II, 16Denver 22
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