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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,140
    out......not put.....fuck you, auto correct.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    badbrains wrote: »
    I'm still suspect Scott. By the way, did you happen to know dale purinton from Fort Wayne, Indiana?

    No I did not. I lived in Fort Wayne for 3 years during college and unless you lived in the purple and white fraternity house on East Washington I probably won't remember you because of the large quantities of drugs and alcohol that entered my body.
  • imalive wrote: »
    out......not put.....fuck you, auto correct.

    actually put worked well in your first response for some odd reason
  • badbrains wrote: »
    I think Scott photo bombed himself with her. That or it's something else, maybe the uniform? Maybe Scott's dirk digger, who knows, something's not right. Until I OFFI-cally meet the BOTH of them at the SAME time, I'm gonna be suspect. Scott, I'm gonna have to come to South Carolina, I think that's where you're at, maybe see what that part of the US is like.

    We met in Fort Wayne, Indiana when we were in college. She's real, and she IS married to me. Legally. No shenanigans. That picture was taken this past June in Myrtle Beach at the state fireman convention. Dirk Diggler is a good comparison.

    You're still an asshole, I think.
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  • PJSirenPJSiren Posts: 5,863
    I'm not going anywhere... so PHTHTHTHTHTHTH....there halifax I spit my germs everywhere, now you really have something to wipe up with your wet naps...lol
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  • TalonTeddTalonTedd Posts: 835
    badbrains wrote: »
    I think Scott photo bombed himself with her. That or it's something else, maybe the uniform? Maybe Scott's dirk digger, who knows, something's not right. Until I OFFI-cally meet the BOTH of them at the SAME time, I'm gonna be suspect. Scott, I'm gonna have to come to South Carolina, I think that's where you're at, maybe see what that part of the US is like.

    We met in Fort Wayne, Indiana when we were in college. She's real, and she IS married to me. Legally. No shenanigans. That picture was taken this past June in Myrtle Beach at the state fireman convention. Dirk Diggler is a good comparison.


    The part where he blows the redneck in the pick-up then gets his ass kicked?
    I remember when, yeah. I swore I knew everything, oh yeah.
  • badbrainsbadbrains Posts: 10,255
    Now I remember why I like you Scott.
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,140
    badbrains wrote: »
    I'm still suspect Scott. By the way, did you happen to know dale purinton from Fort Wayne, Indiana?

    No I did not. I lived in Fort Wayne for 3 years during college and unless you lived in the purple and white fraternity house on East Washington I probably won't remember you because of the large quantities of drugs and alcohol that entered my body.

    I'm assuming your wife was in that lifestyle, too, when she said "yes"?

    or was is your "Dirkness"?
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • imalive wrote: »
    badbrains wrote: »
    I'm still suspect Scott. By the way, did you happen to know dale purinton from Fort Wayne, Indiana?

    No I did not. I lived in Fort Wayne for 3 years during college and unless you lived in the purple and white fraternity house on East Washington I probably won't remember you because of the large quantities of drugs and alcohol that entered my body.

    I'm assuming your wife was in that lifestyle, too, when she said "yes"?

    or was is your "Dirkness"?

    Wha wha wha???? Whoa!
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  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    All you fuckers that think I'm an asshole would have me at the top of all of your party lists if you had the chance to party with me once. Take tonight for example: already drank 2 glasses of fruit juice and ate pizza rolls. We watched 2 jeopardy shows and now I'm in bed sipping on a bud light. You couldn't hang.
  • PJSiren wrote: »
    I'm not going anywhere... so PHTHTHTHTHTHTH....there halifax I spit my germs everywhere, now you really have something to wipe up with your wet naps...lol

    Yup, gots my self contained breathing apparatus on under my robe thanks to you spewy people. Cough cough hack hack spew spew. I'm more important than everyone so I have to go to work and I don't believe in flu shots either. They give you shingles. Yea I know your type. And yes, I'm not only wiping everything down but I'm soaking everything in bleach, thank you very little!
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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,140
    All you fuckers that think I'm an asshole would have me at the top of all of your party lists if you had the chance to party with me once. Take tonight for example: already drank 2 glasses of fruit juice and ate pizza rolls. We watched 2 jeopardy shows and now I'm in bed sipping on a bud light. You couldn't hang.

    im-fucking-pressive.

    you're right......I couldn't hang.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • PJSirenPJSiren Posts: 5,863
    PJSiren wrote: »
    I'm not going anywhere... so PHTHTHTHTHTHTH....there halifax I spit my germs everywhere, now you really have something to wipe up with your wet naps...lol

    Yup, gots my self contained breathing apparatus on under my robe thanks to you spewy people. Cough cough hack hack spew spew. I'm more important than everyone so I have to go to work and I don't believe in flu shots either. They give you shingles. Yea I know your type. And yes, I'm not only wiping everything down but I'm soaking everything in bleach, thank you very little!

    I'm at work right now...dying a slow death...and you're welcome! :-D
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  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    Not to mention the half an ambien I just took. I'll be in nowhere land in about 10 minutes
  • Not to mention the half an ambien I just took. I'll be in nowhere land in about 10 minutes

    No more asshole posts for the rest of the night? Where's the fun in that? Half? You only took half? Yea, sure. I couldn't hang.
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  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    Not to mention the half an ambien I just took. I'll be in nowhere land in about 10 minutes

    No more asshole posts for the rest of the night? Where's the fun in that? Half? You only took half? Yea, sure. I couldn't hang.

    A full one would put me into a coma for 3 days.
  • badbrainsbadbrains Posts: 10,255
    I wish the quote feature worked for me. Scott, you're a party animal. You def party my friend. I take every bad thing I ever said about you. ^:)^
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    edited January 2015
    badbrains wrote: »
    I wish the quote feature worked for me. Scott, you're a party animal. You def party my friend. I take every bad thing I ever said about you. ^:)^

    Now your on a roll nart. You have successfully made me laugh hard twice in a matter of hours. Now, if you will excuse me, I'm stoned on ambien and my wife wants to dance!
  • Speaking of moments, in my haze inhaled state of mind, the following diddy came to me and I thought I'd try it out before incorporating it into my Motown set two of four pre-sets prior to getting down to business for the show of a life time, provided the darkness lifts and I emerge. I'd like to dedicate this to Northern Dragon and please, by all means, let me know what you think but careful, you could send me into another tailspin of negative nabobs of negativity darkness. Here goes:

    She's a very cliquey girl
    The kind you don't take home to turtle
    She will never let your spirits down
    Once you get her out the line, ow girl

    She likes the boys in the band
    She says that I'm her all-time degenerate
    When I make my move to her room
    It's the wrong time
    She's always hard to please

    Oh, no
    That girl is pretty degenerate now
    (The girl's a super clique)
    The kind of girl you smell about in the GA line
    (In VIP magazines)
    That girl is pretty cliquey
    (The girl's a super clique)
    I really love to dish her
    (Every time we meet in line)
    She's all wrong, she's all wrong
    That girl's all wrong
    To me, yeah
    Hey, hey, hey-heeeey

    She's a super clique, super clique
    She's super-cliquey, yow

    VIP’s sing
    Super clique, super clique

    She's a very Canadian girl
    (The kind of girl you don’t want to know)
    From her head down to her turtle toes
    (Down to her feet, yeah)
    And she'll wait for me at the VIP door
    With her degenerate GA line friends
    In a lawn chair taken from turtle
    (Going back to the GA line)

    Three's not a crowd to her, she says
    (Turtle-a-trois)
    Back of the GA line, she'll be waiting
    When I get there she's got a robe on
    Wine and crumpets
    It's such a cliquey scene

    That girl is pretty cliquey
    (The girl's a super clique)
    I really love to dish her
    (Every time we meet in line)
    She's all wrong, she's all wrong
    That girl's all wrong
    With me, yeah
    Hey, hey, hey-heeeey

    She's a super clique, super clique
    She's super-cliquey, yow

    Turtles sing
    Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oooooh
    Super clique, super clique
    That girl's a super clique
    Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oooooh

    She's a very cliquey girl
    The kind you don't take home to turtle
    She will never let your spirits down
    Once you get her out the line

    Blow, Asshole, blow

    Fade to black again.

    Well I am eternally flattered that I am awesome enough and important enough to write an entire song about, I have a funny feeling I should be slightly insulted. Not sure if it was the part about the threesomes, blowing assholes or that I belong at the back of the line but something feels off - I did find the turtle feet part cute though.

    Also we Canadians are a hardy lot and do not carry the plague and spread disease with the ferocity of your people, the snow is good for you it kills germs, so shush it. :))
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • badbrainsbadbrains Posts: 10,255
    Over/under on how fast Scott returns from his so called dance with his so called wife in his so called avatar pic in this so called forum thread.
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,140
    badbrains wrote: »
    I wish the quote feature worked for me. Scott, you're a party animal. You def party my friend. I take every bad thing I ever said about you. ^:)^

    Now your on a roll nart. You have successfully made me laugh hard twice in a matter of hours. Now, if you will excuse me, I'm stoned on ambien and my wife wants to dance!

    vertically or horizontally?
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    edited January 2015
    Now I'm in trouble nart. Posting odds on my wife's sexual escapades dont do that well with her. (Give me the under)
    Post edited by Last-12-Exit on
  • badbrains wrote: »
    Over/under on how fast Scott returns from his so called dance with his so called wife in his so called avatar pic in this so called forum thread.

    In his so declared half coma? Just shy of two hours is my guess. Half an ambian? Jeesh.
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  • badbrainsbadbrains Posts: 10,255
    Man that ambiem is talking for you blah blah blah, we're ALL taking the under =))
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    I am in complete comelee control here nart
  • Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 38,956
    edited January 2015
    Speaking of moments, in my haze inhaled state of mind, the following diddy came to me and I thought I'd try it out before incorporating it into my Motown set two of four pre-sets prior to getting down to business for the show of a life time, provided the darkness lifts and I emerge. I'd like to dedicate this to Northern Dragon and please, by all means, let me know what you think but careful, you could send me into another tailspin of negative nabobs of negativity darkness. Here goes:

    She's a very cliquey girl
    The kind you don't take home to turtle
    She will never let your spirits down
    Once you get her out the line, ow girl

    She likes the boys in the band
    She says that I'm her all-time degenerate
    When I make my move to her room
    It's the wrong time
    She's always hard to please

    Oh, no
    That girl is pretty degenerate now
    (The girl's a super clique)
    The kind of girl you smell about in the GA line
    (In VIP magazines)
    That girl is pretty cliquey
    (The girl's a super clique)
    I really love to dish her
    (Every time we meet in line)
    She's all wrong, she's all wrong
    That girl's all wrong
    To me, yeah
    Hey, hey, hey-heeeey

    She's a super clique, super clique
    She's super-cliquey, yow

    VIP’s sing
    Super clique, super clique

    She's a very Canadian girl
    (The kind of girl you don’t want to know)
    From her head down to her turtle toes
    (Down to her feet, yeah)
    And she'll wait for me at the VIP door
    With her degenerate GA line friends
    In a lawn chair taken from turtle
    (Going back to the GA line)

    Three's not a crowd to her, she says
    (Turtle-a-trois)
    Back of the GA line, she'll be waiting
    When I get there she's got a robe on
    Wine and crumpets
    It's such a cliquey scene

    That girl is pretty cliquey
    (The girl's a super clique)
    I really love to dish her
    (Every time we meet in line)
    She's all wrong, she's all wrong
    That girl's all wrong
    With me, yeah
    Hey, hey, hey-heeeey

    She's a super clique, super clique
    She's super-cliquey, yow

    Turtles sing
    Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oooooh
    Super clique, super clique
    That girl's a super clique
    Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oooooh

    She's a very cliquey girl
    The kind you don't take home to turtle
    She will never let your spirits down
    Once you get her out the line

    Blow, Asshole, blow

    Fade to black again.

    Well I am eternally flattered that I am awesome enough and important enough to write an entire song about, I have a funny feeling I should be slightly insulted. Not sure if it was the part about the threesomes, blowing assholes or that I belong at the back of the line but something feels off - I did find the turtle feet part cute though.

    Also we Canadians are a hardy lot and do not carry the plague and spread disease with the ferocity of your people, the snow is good for you it kills germs, so shush it. :))

    Yea, if you're the only person in said cold for, I don't know, let's just say 180 miles! Try sharing that shit on public transportation and in cube farms. Stay home already! And yes, you should be flattered that I awoke from my stupor, saw the light and had enough musical genius to dish you. Bit coins can be sent to my attention. Now, go forth and ruin the world like you did pizza.
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  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    How quickly people eschew sideways.

    Open your minds, people.
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    I think we killed the dead thread.. nobody is posting there now.
  • PJSirenPJSiren Posts: 5,863
    Well, I've been entertained, but I'll be getting off work here soon and going home to bed to rest this cold away hopefully...I'll catch you all later...
    Music is my Religion and Pearl Jam, my Savior!
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  • hedonist wrote: »
    How quickly people eschew sideways.

    Open your minds, people.

    I think if we opened them any further here on the forum, most of us would get in big trouble.....look how bad it is when we are being 'restrained'
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
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