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brianluxbrianlux Posts: 42,051
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So what's the news on your street? Here's our latest:

One report I heard states that here on the west coast "they" are spraying us at dusk with chemicals that are turning everything brown and making us cold. Well why else would things turn cold and brown during a winter drought?

Another report from a local informs us that climate change, drought and most cancers are caused by the use of lidocaine. Blame your dentist for Anthropogenic Global Warming!

In other news this afternoon, a violin player dropped his bow on the ground and a herd of pink elephants was seen stampeding Main Street...
“The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













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  • Godfather.Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    in other news......just yesterday the heat in N. Cailf. reached temps of 99 to 115 deg.f and above in some areas,so hot that a pop corn fields burst into that white puffy stuff covering several fields with hot pop corn, just hours after the heat wave ended the and pop corn was cleared a mule was found dead and after an otopsey was finished on the mule doctors reported finding ice crystals in the mules lungs and body cavities, it believed the mule believed it was snowing and froze to death.


    bulshtnews@sd.com

    awesome thread Brianlux !


    Godfather.
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,138
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTh9qpzhunE
  • gimmesometruth27gimmesometruth27 Posts: 23,303
    Jason P said:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTh9qpzhunE

    LMAO!!!
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • IdrisIdris Posts: 2,317
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    gimmesometruth27 said:

    Jason P said:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTh9qpzhunE

    LMAO!!!
    why they gotta remake such a classic? (so I hear)
  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 42,051
    hahaha! Hallucinating dead mules (very bizarre/funny GF!) and Naked Gun!

    So is it just a matter of crazy people thinking crazy things or are people so weirded out about reality that they have to make
    up news to deal with the unthinkable? There is so much denial, annui, distraction, apathy and lack of focus in our cultures it might as well be exploding popcorn fields and lidocaine skies.
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,138
    Dig this. A little bird tells me there's gonna be a big coke deal in Bay City. One for the Guinness books. So they say.

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  • Godfather.Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    Jason P said:

    Dig this. A little bird tells me there's gonna be a big coke deal in Bay City. One for the Guinness books. So they say.

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    well well well it's just "snowing" everywhere LOL!

  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 42,051
    In today's news, two old people on Main St. told me they are glad the holidays are over because "a bunch of old people sitting around at holiday time is no fun". Hell's bells I'll never get that old.
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













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