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Christmas Gift for the wife...

SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,578
edited December 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
Since I am at home, sick, I figured maybe this is my chance to sneak out and get Kathy a few gifts.

I am thinking a nose hair trimmer, and a nice gadget to clean the gutters.

:P
Take me piece by piece.....
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
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  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,290
    Maybe a new leaf blower?


    :D
  • JK_LivinJK_Livin Posts: 7,365
    Dick in a box?
    Alright, alright, alright!
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  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,578
    mca47 wrote:
    Maybe a new leaf blower?


    :D
    Got her that last year.
    The year before I got her a new snow shovel.

    :P
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,901
    Reminds me of the joke about the 2 guys sitting next to each other at a bar after Christmas shopping.
    First guy notices the other guy also has some store packages and asks if he's been Christmas shopping?
    2nd guy replies "yes for my wife".
    1st guy says , "oh me too, what did you get for your wife?"
    2nd guy says, "A mink coat and a diamond ring"
    1st guy is dumbfounded, "a mink coat and a diamond ring?"
    2nd guy says, "yes that way if she doesn't like the mink coat, she has the diamond ring. What did you get your wife?"
    1st guy says, "Slippers and a dildo".
    2nd guy says "Slippers and a dildo??"
    To which Speedy, I mean 1st guy replies, "Yeah that way if she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself"
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • HorosHoros Posts: 4,518
    New set of pots and pans? Washer and dryer?
    #FHP
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,578
    Horos wrote:
    New set of pots and pans? Washer and dryer?
    Her mommy got us pots and pans last year. :lol::lol::lol:

    Maybe ill buy her a chia pet, and call it a day.
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • JTHJTH Posts: 3,238
    Get her the same thing my mother-in-law got me last year.

    http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/store/product/plink-garbage-disposal-cleaner-deodorizer-in-20-count-variety-pack/1014323333

    True story.
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,578
    JTH wrote:
    Get her the same thing my mother-in-law got me last year.

    http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/store/product/plink-garbage-disposal-cleaner-deodorizer-in-20-count-variety-pack/1014323333

    True story.
    AWESOME!!!

    Her side of the family used to do a silly grab bag. It was a game of sorts, where you could open your gift and if you didn't like it, you could steal someone else's gift and give them yours. I'm sure you are all familiar. Anyways, 3 years ago I ended up getting a rock. Seriously, it was marketed as something to use in case you ever were in a car accident. This rock, when slammed against the glass window of your car, would shatter the window, and you would/could escape from the vehicle.

    Well after I got a rock, that is when I informed her family that I would no longer be participating in the grab bag. :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
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  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,578
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    This gift found its way in to the grab bag a couple of years ago.
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,138
    A bowling ball with your name already etched in it.
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    Bob?
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,290
    JTH wrote:
    Get her the same thing my mother-in-law got me last year.

    http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/store/product/plink-garbage-disposal-cleaner-deodorizer-in-20-count-variety-pack/1014323333

    True story.
    Did you have a stinky disposal? :lol::lol::lol:
  • EnkiduEnkidu Posts: 2,996
    Here's one not to do. A couple years ago my husband gave me a microwave and a new phone (landline phone).

    And yes, it was not a very Merry Christmas. (Both went back to the store. The husband too, almost.)

    I like your dryer balls.
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,290
    Enkidu wrote:
    Here's one not to do. A couple years ago my husband gave me a microwave and a new phone (landline phone).

    And yes, it was not a very Merry Christmas. (Both went back to the store. The husband too, almost.)

    I like your dryer balls.

    I see nothing wrong with either of those gifts....
    :|




    :lol:
  • JTHJTH Posts: 3,238
    mca47 wrote:
    JTH wrote:
    Get her the same thing my mother-in-law got me last year.

    http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/store/product/plink-garbage-disposal-cleaner-deodorizer-in-20-count-variety-pack/1014323333

    True story.
    Did you have a stinky disposal? :lol::lol::lol:
    She must've thought so.

    Those things really do make the sink smell nice.
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217
    Live bait?
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,578
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    Live bait?
    GREAT IDEA!!!!!
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,157
    upright organ.

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    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • lazlobluelazloblue Posts: 738
    imalive wrote:
    upright organ.

    organ-753204.jpg


    Had a loud laugh at this one. :lol::lol:
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  • Who PrincessWho Princess Posts: 7,305
    norm wrote:
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    Norm, you must really have a way with the ladies.
    "The stars are all connected to the brain."
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Who Princess wrote:
    norm wrote:
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    Norm, you must really have a way with the ladies.

    it's true...you could ask any of my 6 ex wives ;) :P
  • know1know1 Posts: 6,794
    Get her that anti-cellulite cream. She'll love it. Trust me.
    The only people we should try to get even with...
    ...are those who've helped us.

    Right 'round the corner could be bigger than ourselves.
  • shortstackshortstack Posts: 2,339
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    did you see me? i saw you.
  • gimmesometruth27gimmesometruth27 Posts: 23,303
    i don't know her, but i would get her this...

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    this is most likely why i am still single...

    ;)
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • gimmesometruth27gimmesometruth27 Posts: 23,303
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    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • shortstackshortstack Posts: 2,339
    http://www.poopourri.com/
    did you see me? i saw you.
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,901
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Maybe ill buy her a chia pet, and call it a day.
    Chia-Willie-and-Chi-Si.jpg
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • Dru_CortezDru_Cortez Posts: 953
    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    hippos.jpg
    My 3 year old nephew
    wants this ever since he saw the commercial.
    Think my sister-in-law would be pissed?!
    Oh, + 'brief jerkey' is hilarious.

    Cheers.
    'Cause you don't give blood and take it back again.
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