Can I get some relief?
This crap is killing me
Can I get a release?
I'm a volunteer crapper, you see
From the moment I fail
I call on Ex-lax
Why such betrayal?
Got me on the crapper all night
:roll:
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
2000 - Chicago, IL 2003 - Champaign, IL 2006 - Chicago, IL 1 & 2 2007 - Chicago, IL Lollapalooza 2009 - Chicago, IL 1 & 2 2010 - St. Louis, MO 2011 - East Troy, WI 1 & 2 (PJ20 Destination Weekend) 2012 - Atlanta, GA, Missoula, MT 2013 - Chicago, IL (Wrigley Field), Dallas, TX, Oklahoma City, OK 2014 - St. Louis, MO, Tulsa, OK, Moline, IL (No Code, IL), Saint Paul, MN, Milwaukee, WI (Yield, WI) 2016 - Greenville, SC (Vs, SC), Raleigh, NC, Columbia, SC, Boston, MA (Fenway Park 1), Chicago, IL (Wrigley Field 1 & 2)
2018 - Seattle, WA (Safeco Field 2), Chicago, IL (Wrigley Field 1 & 2), Boston, MA (Fenway Park 2)
2020 - Nashville, TN, St. Louis, MO, Oklahoma City, OK, Phoenix, AZ, ?? 2022 - Nashville, TN, St. Louis, MO, Oklahoma City, OK, Phoenix, AZ, Las Vegas, NV 2023 - St. Paul, MN 2, Fort Worth, TX 2, Austin, TX 1, and Austin, TX 2
2024 - Portland, OR and Chicago, IL (Wrigley Field 1 & 2)
2012 - Temple of the Dog East Troy, WI (PJ20 Destination Weekend) 2014 - Soundgarden Tinley Park, IL (with Nine Inch Nails)
2014 - Alice in Chains Davenport, IA
2016 - Chris Cornell Solo Madison, WI and Peoria, IL (official hometown show)
2016 - Temple of the Dog San Francisco, CA (both shows) 2017 - Soundgarden Dallas (cancelled) RIP Chris Cornell
2018 - Smashing Pumpkins Chicago, IL (first show)
2019 - Alice in Chains Milwaukee, WI
2022 - Jerry Cantrell Chicago, IL 2023 - Jerry Cantrell Milwaukee, WI
RIP Andrew Wood, Kurt Cobain, Layne Staley, and Chris Cornell
RIP Mom (may your star shine the brightest in the sky, our family loves and misses you very much, we'll meet again)
I should have known there was some other crap,
Down below I always crapped to myself
I believe in nothing not today
As I move my crap out of your sight
I'll be crapping by myself tonight
And to anyone who joined late....
Here is the crap of the night!!!!!!
Take me piece by piece..... Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
This seems like an odd thread to have walked in on...
Not exactly what I was expecting, but what the crap.
Aug 18/93 Toronto, May 9/06 Toronto, Sept 11/11 Toronto, Sept 15/11 Hamilton,
July 16/13 London, Oct 12/13 Buffalo, Oct 17/14 Detroit,
April 8/16, Ft. Lauderdale, April 9/16 Miami, May 8/16 Ottawa, May 10/16 Toronto
May 11/16 Toronto, Aug 20/16 Wrigley, Aug 22/16 Wrigley, TOTD Nov 5/16 Philly
I can't bring myself to type what came to mind as the next line
5/3/92 Omaha, NE
6/19/95 Red Rocks
9/11/98 MSG
11/19/12 EV solo Tulsa
7/19/13 Wrigley 10/19/13 Brooklyn 2 10/21/13 Philly 1 10/22/13 Philly 2 10/25/13 Hartford
10/08/14 Tulsa 10/09/14 Lincoln
9/26/15 New York City
4/16/16 Greenville 4/28/16 Philly 1 4/29/16 Philly 2 5/1/16 MSG 1 5/2/16 MSG 2 8/7/16 Fenway 2 8/20/16 Wrigley 1 4/7/17 RRHOF New York City 9/02/18 Fenway 1 9/04/2018 Fenway 2 9/18/21 Asbury Park 9/11/22 New York City 9/14/22 Camden
Made it!!! After 8 hrs at the box office I scored 107 row 2!
CONGRATS!
Aug 18/93 Toronto, May 9/06 Toronto, Sept 11/11 Toronto, Sept 15/11 Hamilton,
July 16/13 London, Oct 12/13 Buffalo, Oct 17/14 Detroit,
April 8/16, Ft. Lauderdale, April 9/16 Miami, May 8/16 Ottawa, May 10/16 Toronto
May 11/16 Toronto, Aug 20/16 Wrigley, Aug 22/16 Wrigley, TOTD Nov 5/16 Philly
Did anybody put some crap on the fixer yet? That could be fun. Whose up for it ?
When craps dark, let me shed a little light on it
When craps cold, let me put a little fire on it
If craps old, I wanna put a bit of shine on it
When craps gone, I wanna fight to get it back again
poop, poop, poop, poop, fight to get it back again
poop, poop, poop, poop, poop
:roll: :fp:
Did anybody put some crap on the fixer yet? That could be fun. Whose up for it ?
When craps dark, let me shed a little light on it
When craps cold, let me put a little fire on it
If craps old, I wanna put a bit of shine on it
When craps gone, I wanna fight to get it back again
poop, poop, poop, poop, fight to get it back again
poop, poop, poop, poop, poop
:roll: :fp:
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
Crap, you just broke the streak of posts with the word 'crap or shit or poop', such is scat
2000 - Chicago, IL 2003 - Champaign, IL 2006 - Chicago, IL 1 & 2 2007 - Chicago, IL Lollapalooza 2009 - Chicago, IL 1 & 2 2010 - St. Louis, MO 2011 - East Troy, WI 1 & 2 (PJ20 Destination Weekend) 2012 - Atlanta, GA, Missoula, MT 2013 - Chicago, IL (Wrigley Field), Dallas, TX, Oklahoma City, OK 2014 - St. Louis, MO, Tulsa, OK, Moline, IL (No Code, IL), Saint Paul, MN, Milwaukee, WI (Yield, WI) 2016 - Greenville, SC (Vs, SC), Raleigh, NC, Columbia, SC, Boston, MA (Fenway Park 1), Chicago, IL (Wrigley Field 1 & 2)
2018 - Seattle, WA (Safeco Field 2), Chicago, IL (Wrigley Field 1 & 2), Boston, MA (Fenway Park 2)
2020 - Nashville, TN, St. Louis, MO, Oklahoma City, OK, Phoenix, AZ, ?? 2022 - Nashville, TN, St. Louis, MO, Oklahoma City, OK, Phoenix, AZ, Las Vegas, NV 2023 - St. Paul, MN 2, Fort Worth, TX 2, Austin, TX 1, and Austin, TX 2
2024 - Portland, OR and Chicago, IL (Wrigley Field 1 & 2)
2012 - Temple of the Dog East Troy, WI (PJ20 Destination Weekend) 2014 - Soundgarden Tinley Park, IL (with Nine Inch Nails)
2014 - Alice in Chains Davenport, IA
2016 - Chris Cornell Solo Madison, WI and Peoria, IL (official hometown show)
2016 - Temple of the Dog San Francisco, CA (both shows) 2017 - Soundgarden Dallas (cancelled) RIP Chris Cornell
2018 - Smashing Pumpkins Chicago, IL (first show)
2019 - Alice in Chains Milwaukee, WI
2022 - Jerry Cantrell Chicago, IL 2023 - Jerry Cantrell Milwaukee, WI
RIP Andrew Wood, Kurt Cobain, Layne Staley, and Chris Cornell
RIP Mom (may your star shine the brightest in the sky, our family loves and misses you very much, we'll meet again)
Did anybody put some crap on the fixer yet? That could be fun. Whose up for it ?
When craps dark, let me shed a little light on it
When craps cold, let me put a little fire on it
If craps old, I wanna put a bit of shine on it
When craps gone, I wanna fight to get it back again
poop, poop, poop, poop, fight to get it back again
poop, poop, poop, poop, poop
:roll: :fp:
I like yours better but here's my crappy fixer:
When somethings dark
Lemme rub a little crap on it
When somethings cold
Lemme get some more crap for it
If somethings old
I wanna put a bit of crap on it
When somethings gone
I wanna fight to make it crappy again.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Fight to make it crappy again
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
5/3/92 Omaha, NE
6/19/95 Red Rocks
9/11/98 MSG
11/19/12 EV solo Tulsa
7/19/13 Wrigley 10/19/13 Brooklyn 2 10/21/13 Philly 1 10/22/13 Philly 2 10/25/13 Hartford
10/08/14 Tulsa 10/09/14 Lincoln
9/26/15 New York City
4/16/16 Greenville 4/28/16 Philly 1 4/29/16 Philly 2 5/1/16 MSG 1 5/2/16 MSG 2 8/7/16 Fenway 2 8/20/16 Wrigley 1 4/7/17 RRHOF New York City 9/02/18 Fenway 1 9/04/2018 Fenway 2 9/18/21 Asbury Park 9/11/22 New York City 9/14/22 Camden
Know a man...his Crap seems pulled and tense...(hehehehehehehehehehehe)
Like he's crapping on a motorbike... in the strongest winds
So I approach with tact... suggest that he should relax...
But he's always CRAPPING much too fast...
I wonder about his insides..it's like his crap is too big for his size
he's been crapping..where I don't know..
******************************** "Forgive every being, the bad feelings it's just me"
I got a crap lover on the passenger seat
I got my crap in my pocket, so determined, discreet...I crap...
Once upon a time I could crap myself
Ooh, once upon a time I could poop myself, yeah, yeah...
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
Know a man...his Crap seems pulled and tense...(hehehehehehehehehehehe)
Like he's crapping on a motorbike... in the strongest winds
So I approach with tact... suggest that he should relax...
But he's always CRAPPING much too fast...
I wonder about his insides..it's like his crap is too big for his size
he's been crapping..where I don't know..
Take me piece by piece..... Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
Since we're doing favorites, I dedicate this to my friend at the show tonight:
don't it make you poop?
don't it make you poop?
when your food ain't cooked? (not all the way)
don't it make you poop?
don't it make you poop?
don't it make me poop?
when your food aint cooked, not properly
don't it make me poop?
i need more t.p. ... i'm almost out
i need more t.p. ... i'm nearly out
this is how i feel...
i need more t.p. ... i might run out
three crooked poops and shit stains on the bowl... i miss real food
Since we're doing favorites, I dedicate this to my friend at the show tonight:
don't it make you poop?
don't it make you poop?
when your food ain't cooked? (not all the way)
don't it make you poop?
don't it make you poop?
don't it make me poop?
when your food aint cooked, not properly
don't it make me poop?
i need more t.p. ... i'm almost out
i need more t.p. ... i'm nearly out
this is how i feel...
i need more t.p. ... i might run out
three crooked poops and shit stains on the bowl... i miss real food
Best one yet!
Is it show time yet?!
2003: 7/14 NJ ... 2006: 6/1 NJ, 6/3 NJ ... 2007: 8/5 IL ... 2008: 6/24 NY, 6/25 NY, 8/7 EV NJ ... 2009: 10/27 PA, 10/28 PA, 10/30 PA, 10/31 PA 2010: 5/20 NY, 5/21 NY ... 2011: 6/21 EV NY, 9/3 WI, 9/4 WI ... 2012: 9/2 PA, 9/22 GA ... 2013: 10/18 NY, 10/19 NY, 10/21 PA, 10/22 PA, 10/27 MD 2015: 9/23 NY, 9/26 NY ... 2016: 4/28 PA, 4/29 PA, 5/1 NY, 5/2 NY, 6/11 TN, 8/7 MA, 11/4 TOTD PA, 11/5 TOTD PA ... 2018: 8/10 WA ---- http://imgur.com/a/nk0s7
Know a man...his Crap seems pulled and tense...(hehehehehehehehehehehe)
Like he's crapping on a motorbike... in the strongest winds
So I approach with tact... suggest that he should relax...
But he's always CRAPPING much too fast...
I wonder about his insides..it's like his crap is too big for his size
he's been crapping..where I don't know..
And now I rub my CRAP... for he has returned
Seems my preconceptions are what should have been burned...
For he still CRAPS... and he's still strong
Nothing's changed, but the surrounding bullshit... that has grown
Take me piece by piece..... Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
Comments
I mean CRAP!!!!
They don't hit the stage for 2 hours?
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
bring it back to the crap form..
"Forgive every being,
the bad feelings
it's just me"
Crapic i say!!
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
Amen!!
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
2003 - Champaign, IL
2006 - Chicago, IL 1 & 2
2007 - Chicago, IL Lollapalooza
2009 - Chicago, IL 1 & 2
2010 - St. Louis, MO
2011 - East Troy, WI 1 & 2 (PJ20 Destination Weekend)
2012 - Atlanta, GA, Missoula, MT
2013 - Chicago, IL (Wrigley Field), Dallas, TX, Oklahoma City, OK
2014 - St. Louis, MO, Tulsa, OK, Moline, IL (No Code, IL), Saint Paul, MN, Milwaukee, WI (Yield, WI)
2016 - Greenville, SC (Vs, SC), Raleigh, NC, Columbia, SC, Boston, MA (Fenway Park 1), Chicago, IL (Wrigley Field 1 & 2)
2022 - Nashville, TN, St. Louis, MO, Oklahoma City, OK, Phoenix, AZ, Las Vegas, NV
2023 - St. Paul, MN 2, Fort Worth, TX 2, Austin, TX 1, and Austin, TX 2
2014 - Soundgarden Tinley Park, IL (with Nine Inch Nails)
2017 - Soundgarden Dallas (cancelled) RIP Chris Cornell
2023 - Jerry Cantrell Milwaukee, WI
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
Here is the crap of the night!!!!!!
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
-my dad after hearing Not for You for the first time on SNL .
Not exactly what I was expecting, but what the crap.
July 16/13 London, Oct 12/13 Buffalo, Oct 17/14 Detroit,
April 8/16, Ft. Lauderdale, April 9/16 Miami, May 8/16 Ottawa, May 10/16 Toronto
May 11/16 Toronto, Aug 20/16 Wrigley, Aug 22/16 Wrigley, TOTD Nov 5/16 Philly
I like that one too!
I can't bring myself to type what came to mind as the next line
6/19/95 Red Rocks
9/11/98 MSG
11/19/12 EV solo Tulsa
7/19/13 Wrigley 10/19/13 Brooklyn 2 10/21/13 Philly 1 10/22/13 Philly 2 10/25/13 Hartford
10/08/14 Tulsa 10/09/14 Lincoln
9/26/15 New York City
4/16/16 Greenville 4/28/16 Philly 1 4/29/16 Philly 2 5/1/16 MSG 1 5/2/16 MSG 2 8/7/16 Fenway 2 8/20/16 Wrigley 1
4/7/17 RRHOF New York City
9/02/18 Fenway 1 9/04/2018 Fenway 2
9/18/21 Asbury Park
9/11/22 New York City
9/14/22 Camden
CONGRATS!
July 16/13 London, Oct 12/13 Buffalo, Oct 17/14 Detroit,
April 8/16, Ft. Lauderdale, April 9/16 Miami, May 8/16 Ottawa, May 10/16 Toronto
May 11/16 Toronto, Aug 20/16 Wrigley, Aug 22/16 Wrigley, TOTD Nov 5/16 Philly
When craps dark, let me shed a little light on it
When craps cold, let me put a little fire on it
If craps old, I wanna put a bit of shine on it
When craps gone, I wanna fight to get it back again
poop, poop, poop, poop, fight to get it back again
poop, poop, poop, poop, poop
:roll:
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LIVEFOOTSTEPS.ORG/USER/?USR=435
"Don't Worry, Be Happy." Avatar Meher Baba
______________________________________________________________________
7/12/11 - EV Oakland 2, 10/22/11 - EV Bridge School
9/25/11 Vancouver, 11/26/13 - Oakland, 11/7/15 - Buenos Aires
Til you been down so low
The future's bright
Lit up with no where to poop
To and fro the pendulum poops
We are here and then we poop
My shadow left me long ago
Understand what we don't know
This might poop, this might last, this may grow
Easy come easy poop
Easy left me a long time ago
just an FYI, is this my favorite song on the new album (in it's original wording of course)
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
2003 - Champaign, IL
2006 - Chicago, IL 1 & 2
2007 - Chicago, IL Lollapalooza
2009 - Chicago, IL 1 & 2
2010 - St. Louis, MO
2011 - East Troy, WI 1 & 2 (PJ20 Destination Weekend)
2012 - Atlanta, GA, Missoula, MT
2013 - Chicago, IL (Wrigley Field), Dallas, TX, Oklahoma City, OK
2014 - St. Louis, MO, Tulsa, OK, Moline, IL (No Code, IL), Saint Paul, MN, Milwaukee, WI (Yield, WI)
2016 - Greenville, SC (Vs, SC), Raleigh, NC, Columbia, SC, Boston, MA (Fenway Park 1), Chicago, IL (Wrigley Field 1 & 2)
2022 - Nashville, TN, St. Louis, MO, Oklahoma City, OK, Phoenix, AZ, Las Vegas, NV
2023 - St. Paul, MN 2, Fort Worth, TX 2, Austin, TX 1, and Austin, TX 2
2014 - Soundgarden Tinley Park, IL (with Nine Inch Nails)
2017 - Soundgarden Dallas (cancelled) RIP Chris Cornell
2023 - Jerry Cantrell Milwaukee, WI
When somethings dark
Lemme rub a little crap on it
When somethings cold
Lemme get some more crap for it
If somethings old
I wanna put a bit of crap on it
When somethings gone
I wanna fight to make it crappy again.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Fight to make it crappy again
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
6/19/95 Red Rocks
9/11/98 MSG
11/19/12 EV solo Tulsa
7/19/13 Wrigley 10/19/13 Brooklyn 2 10/21/13 Philly 1 10/22/13 Philly 2 10/25/13 Hartford
10/08/14 Tulsa 10/09/14 Lincoln
9/26/15 New York City
4/16/16 Greenville 4/28/16 Philly 1 4/29/16 Philly 2 5/1/16 MSG 1 5/2/16 MSG 2 8/7/16 Fenway 2 8/20/16 Wrigley 1
4/7/17 RRHOF New York City
9/02/18 Fenway 1 9/04/2018 Fenway 2
9/18/21 Asbury Park
9/11/22 New York City
9/14/22 Camden
I wonder about his insides..it's like his crap is too big for his size
he's been crapping..where I don't know..
"Forgive every being,
the bad feelings
it's just me"
I got my crap in my pocket, so determined, discreet...I crap...
Once upon a time I could crap myself
Ooh, once upon a time I could poop myself, yeah, yeah...
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
Right ON!!!
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
don't it make you poop?
don't it make you poop?
when your food ain't cooked? (not all the way)
don't it make you poop?
don't it make you poop?
don't it make me poop?
when your food aint cooked, not properly
don't it make me poop?
i need more t.p. ... i'm almost out
i need more t.p. ... i'm nearly out
this is how i feel...
i need more t.p. ... i might run out
three crooked poops and shit stains on the bowl... i miss real food
LIVEFOOTSTEPS.ORG/USER/?USR=435
that place looks cOoL! Thanks for posting.
"Forgive every being,
the bad feelings
it's just me"
Best one yet!
Is it show time yet?!
2010: 5/20 NY, 5/21 NY ... 2011: 6/21 EV NY, 9/3 WI, 9/4 WI ... 2012: 9/2 PA, 9/22 GA ... 2013: 10/18 NY, 10/19 NY, 10/21 PA, 10/22 PA, 10/27 MD
2015: 9/23 NY, 9/26 NY ... 2016: 4/28 PA, 4/29 PA, 5/1 NY, 5/2 NY, 6/11 TN, 8/7 MA, 11/4 TOTD PA, 11/5 TOTD PA ... 2018: 8/10 WA ---- http://imgur.com/a/nk0s7
Seems my preconceptions are what should have been burned...
For he still CRAPS... and he's still strong
Nothing's changed, but the surrounding bullshit... that has grown
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
https://twitter.com/warrenquan/status/4 ... 61/photo/1
2010: 5/20 NY, 5/21 NY ... 2011: 6/21 EV NY, 9/3 WI, 9/4 WI ... 2012: 9/2 PA, 9/22 GA ... 2013: 10/18 NY, 10/19 NY, 10/21 PA, 10/22 PA, 10/27 MD
2015: 9/23 NY, 9/26 NY ... 2016: 4/28 PA, 4/29 PA, 5/1 NY, 5/2 NY, 6/11 TN, 8/7 MA, 11/4 TOTD PA, 11/5 TOTD PA ... 2018: 8/10 WA ---- http://imgur.com/a/nk0s7