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Raking leaves...

SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,418
edited November 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
The never ending battle...

FUCK THOSE LEAVES!!!!!!
Take me piece by piece.....
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
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  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217
    what you dont own a big blower?
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  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,418
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    what you dont own a big blower?
    I have a rake
    A blower
    A vacuum thingamajiggy
    Lawn Bags
    A giant dustpan thingamajiggy

    And a wife who bitches and complains more than I do, when it comes to playing with the leaves....

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 37,764
    and a storm that just blew through and should have taken then down the street!!!!
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  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,418
    mickeyrat wrote:
    and a storm that just blew through and should have taken then down the street!!!!
    I think I am the only asshole in the neighborhood who actually uses lawn bags..
    Everyone else just blows them in the fucking street.
    They blow all over the fucking place, and end up right back on everyones lawn.
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    I'm doing mine this weekend Fuck lawn bags. The city should pick them up off the curb.
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    how about the gutters? do you guys have to clean them out? mine were packed with leaves
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    May I suggest: http://www.drpower.com/power-equipment/ ... n-vacuums/

    For the first time ever in my life, I have to rake leaves...AND needles. Fucking needles, I hate them more than the leaves.
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  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,418
    LloydXmas wrote:
    I'm doing mine this weekend Fuck lawn bags. The city should pick them up off the curb.
    I don't have a fucking tree in my back yard....
    So far this year we have filled up 25 of those king sized fucking paper lawn bags....
    My Christmas gift for myself this year?
    I am going to buy 2 gallons of gasoline, and set my neighbors trees ablaze!!!!

    I wonder if that is a misdemeanor or a felony?
    :corn: :corn: :corn: :corn:
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,418
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    how about the gutters? do you guys have to clean them out? mine were packed with leaves
    I pay someone to clean the gutters.
    My fatass isn't going on the roof.
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    how about the gutters? do you guys have to clean them out? mine were packed with leaves
    I pay someone to clean the gutters.
    My fatass isn't going on the roof.


    :lol::lol:

    me too, I will be headed home in a few minutes and I will see how they did. the "Gutter Guy" was to come by today
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,418
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    how about the gutters? do you guys have to clean them out? mine were packed with leaves
    I pay someone to clean the gutters.
    My fatass isn't going on the roof.


    :lol::lol:

    me too, I will be headed home in a few minutes and I will see how they did. the "Gutter Guy" was to come by today
    Turkey in 3 days!!!!!
    WOOO HOOOO!
    Fuck that corned beef and cabbage!
    :lol::lol::lol:
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • rival.rival. Posts: 7,775
    LloydXmas wrote:
    I'm doing mine this weekend Fuck lawn bags. The city should pick them up off the curb.

    i miss the days of when you could just toss those fuckers in the street. loved playing street hockey when i was younger when the street was just lined with leaves. check your friend into a big pile and hope he comes out with dog crap on him :lol:

    but then you always had the one idiot friend that would shoot the puck into the leaves and you would spend an hour trying to find the damn thing!
  • shortstackshortstack Posts: 2,339
    fucking
    did you see me? i saw you.
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    rival. wrote:
    LloydXmas wrote:
    I'm doing mine this weekend Fuck lawn bags. The city should pick them up off the curb.

    i miss the days of when you could just toss those fuckers in the street. loved playing street hockey when i was younger when the street was just lined with leaves. check your friend into a big pile and hope he comes out with dog crap on him :lol:

    but then you always had the one idiot friend that would shoot the puck into the leaves and you would spend an hour trying to find the damn thing!


    :lol::lol:
  • Fighting HellfishFighting Hellfish Posts: 3,166
    the town next to mine, you just have to get them to the street. In a giant pile. hey come with trucks that get rid of them. Burn them, I hear.
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,280
    Just let them fall.
    Just let them sit there.

    Snow is on the way.
    Problem solved.
    :lol:
  • AnnafalkAnnafalk Posts: 4,004
    Raking leaves isn't too bad, they smell kind of nice and I get a little exercise.. ;) (but I'm glad it's done)
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    use fire
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    how about the gutters? do you guys have to clean them out? mine were packed with leaves
    I pay someone to clean the gutters.
    My fatass isn't going on the roof.


    :lol::lol:

    me too, I will be headed home in a few minutes and I will see how they did. the "Gutter Guy" was to come by today

    happy to report all gutters are clean as a whistle.....feels like the house had an enema, nice and clean! :mrgreen:
  • elvistheking44elvistheking44 Posts: 4,364
    mca47 wrote:
    Just let them fall.
    Just let them sit there.

    Snow is on the way.
    Problem solved.
    :lol:
    Until Spring.
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,418
    Ok it is time for round 2...
    Be back in an hour or so...
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Ok it is time for round 2...
    Be back in an hour or so...


    poor Kathy...
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    I wonder how long I can wait until my wife goes out and rakes the leaves.
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,418
    Well that was quick...
    Vacuum killed itself.

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Well that was quick...
    Vacuum killed itself.

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    sucks, huh?
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,418
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Well that was quick...
    Vacuum killed itself.

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    sucks, huh?
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    You could try burning them:


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  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,660
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    You could try burning them:


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    Reason #13 why never to hire Elton John to do your yard work.
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  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,418
    Poncier wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    You could try burning them:


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    Reason #13 why never to hire Elton John to do your yard work.
    Burn down the mission!!!!
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,280
    My landscapers are always running those goddamn leaf blowers.
    There are no fn leaves in the desert!
    Yet they run them and blow all kinds of crap around.

    8AM on Friday morning...."vroooooooooom". :x

    Pick up a fn rake!!!!!!!


    :lol::lol::lol:
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