Is Santa Claus a veteran?

brianluxbrianlux Posts: 42,051
edited November 2013 in A Moving Train
Went into town to run a few errands today. One place had Christmas music going, another was selling plastic Christmas trees, and the third place had Christmas kotchy botchy everywhere. I don't get it. It's Veteran's day, not Christmas. For Christ's sake (or Buddha's or Krishna's for that matter) it's not even Thanksgiving yet. I'm confused- is Santa a vet?

(And for those of who who will claim I'm being a curmudgeon, my first thought was to name the thread "Fuck Santa". I think I practiced some very astute discretion. :lol: )
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  • Fuck Santa
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 42,051
    Fuck Santa

    Thank you.

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    I have to say (as a non-religious or holiday-gift-giving person [hello, fellow curmudgeon!]), I LOVE Christmastime...not to mention Thanksgiving.

    The lights and the scents and the weather...some of the music too.

    And the food!

    Oh man. It's all just so warm, and comforting. Like virtual flannel.

    That said, just awhile ago when I went home for lunch, they ran that fucking Hershey's Kisses Christmas commercial.

    TOO EARLY.
  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 42,051
    hedonist wrote:

    TOO EARLY.

    !!!
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













  • brianlux wrote:
    Fuck Santa

    Thank you.

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Honestly Xmas time is my favorite time of the year. Most people are nice to each other. Get to see family. Get to give gifts to friends/family.
    I dont think we should go as overboard as we do on the holiday and part of that is letting the holiday season start a week or so before the holiday. Not on Veterans Day!
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • there was christmas stuff in stores here before fucking halloween had even passed. it's the same as school supply commercials-it's getting earlier every year. pretty soon the kids will be getting walmart fliers with a sale on pencils stapled to their report cards.
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  • I look forward to christmas more than ever now that I have kids. But it's still TOO FUCKING EARLY. Wait until Remembrance Day is done.

    Fuck you Santa. Have some respect.
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  • BentleyspopBentleyspop Posts: 10,769
    Fuck Santa


    Good luck with that

    He expects dinner first

    He likes Old Country Buffet







    :corn:
  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 42,051
    Fuck Santa


    Good luck with that

    He expects dinner first

    He likes Old Country Buffet







    :corn:


    Lady behind the counter in an Old Country Buffet: "Oh fuck, here comes that Claus dude. HENRY! Put on another pot of stew, fill up the chafing dishes! And more pies!"
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













  • I am not sure if this is in the same realm, but I hate the push of seasonal beer too. I do not want oktoberfest beer at the end of July or begning of August, I also do not want sprin beers in January. They push that shit early now too. I like my beer to be in season not the season before.
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  • I hate cold weather, so fuck Santa
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,138
    I have a neighbor down the road the put a digital "countdown to xmas" clock in their yard ... 3 weeks ago! That's just downright disrespectful to the Pagans and their holiday.
  • Jason P wrote:
    I have a neighbor down the road the put a digital "countdown to xmas" clock in their yard ... 3 weeks ago! That's just downright disrespectful to the Pagans and their holiday.

    :fp: :lol:
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • brianlux wrote:
    Went into town to run a few errands today. One place had Christmas music going, another was selling plastic Christmas trees, and the third place had Christmas kotchy botchy everywhere. I don't get it. It's Veteran's day, not Christmas. For Christ's sake (or Buddha's or Krishna's for that matter) it's not even Thanksgiving yet. I'm confused- is Santa a vet?

    (And for those of who who will claim I'm being a curmudgeon, my first thought was to name the thread "Fuck Santa". I think I practiced some very astute discretion. :lol: )

    Thanksgiving: The Officially Forgotten Holiday. The corporate gods can't make money off of the holiday (same with Veteran's Day) so why not start playing "holiday" music on Halloween? (they did in the local mall!) :x
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