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McCready shot a laser from his crotch: PROOF HERE

trandgtrandg Posts: 65
edited November 2011 in Given To Fly (live)
http://flickr.com/photos/davidgtran/144533444/

check that out. I wouldn't have believed it if I didn't capture it on film. That man is not just a decent guitar player, but he's a pretty darned good covert crotch-laser-shooter.
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  • SaveYou76SaveYou76 Posts: 15
    You're retarded, but that is some funny shit!!
  • bacchanalbacchanal Posts: 149
    trandg wrote:
    http://flickr.com/photos/davidgtran/144533444/

    check that out. I wouldn't have believed it if I didn't capture it on film. That man is not just a decent guitar player, but he's a pretty darned good covert crotch-laser-shooter.


    I fell over with laughter!!
  • BlindMelonadeBlindMelonade Posts: 327
    Decent guitar player?!?
    When this just feels like spinning plates.
  • NothinGBetteRPJMaNNothinGBetteRPJMaN Posts: 530
    HAHAHA! I only wonder..........
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  • Eliot RosewaterEliot Rosewater Posts: 2,659
    Yeah, that's actually how they knew that guy in Denver was an imposter. For those who didn't see the post some dude was claiming to be Mike and giving fake tickets for money. Turns out the guy just couldn't shoot a laser from his crotch or maybe he could have pulled it off.
  • outontheporchoutontheporch Posts: 172
    I've been telling fools for years that Mike has nuts made of lazer guns
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  • Eliot RosewaterEliot Rosewater Posts: 2,659
    lol, now that's funny.
  • imfaithfulimfaithful Posts: 106
    maybe he has a radioactive laser shooting penis
    I LOVE THIS BAND

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  • trandgtrandg Posts: 65
    imfaithful wrote:
    maybe he has a radioactive laser shooting penis


    MAYBE!?!??!

    I don't think there was ever any question.

    And yes...he is a decent guitar player because it is second to his laser-crotch-shooting capabilities.
  • trandgtrandg Posts: 65
    SaveYou76 wrote:
    You're retarded, but that is some funny shit!!

    It's true. I became retarded after I got hit by one of his crotch-lasers.....in the face. It was awful.
  • LongRoadLongRoad Posts: 421
    bacchanal wrote:
    I fell over with laughter!!


    Did you actually fall over? It wasn't that funny.
  • addvsaddvs Posts: 34
    Hahahahahaha!!!! That's soooo funny! :)
  • Riot_RainRiot_Rain Posts: 348
    I guess normally it feeds into the guitar and is part of the wonderful McCready sound. Looks like this beam escaped though! And to the bloke who got it in the face: I bet your ears are ringing!

    :)
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  • trandgtrandg Posts: 65
    LongRoad wrote:
    Did you actually fall over? It wasn't that funny.

    You're just jealous because your "axe" doesn't "shoot" "lasers"

    I'm pretty sure they have something for that.
  • trandgtrandg Posts: 65
    also, thank you everyone for the support - I didn't think people would believe that this was possible or true...
  • Matty Boomba LattyMatty Boomba Latty Posts: 33
    I never would have believed it. But now that I have seen the undisputable photographic evidence I am a believer!
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  • Riot_RainRiot_Rain Posts: 348
    I'm sure they were just trying to keep it quiet because Mike's life (and that of PJ!) would be in danger if ever the Feds got their hands on his lasertastic member.
    Like a cloud dropping rain
    I'm discarding all thought
    I'll dry up, leaving puddles on the ground
    I'm like an opening band for the sun
  • Primetime9Primetime9 Posts: 28
    That is awesome - he's the only man I know who could kick Chuck Norris's ass...
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  • I Scot IDI Scot ID Posts: 275
    Hmmm, sorry people you are all wrong!

    Those are actually reflective ropes ( so that Jeff doesnt bump into them) to hold Mikes HUGE genitals up! Sort of like a genital bra.
  • Uninvited GuestUninvited Guest Posts: 61
    LOL... Thanks for that at work entertainment. This thread is fun.
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  • tschavtschav Posts: 2,881
    that is cracking me up.
    (and crying with jealousy)
  • mjohnson68mjohnson68 Posts: 57
    trandg wrote:
    MAYBE!?!??!

    I don't think there was ever any question.

    And yes...he is a decent guitar player because it is second to his laser-crotch-shooting capabilities.


    I wonder what SENROCK thinks of this......
  • Marie CurieMarie Curie Posts: 1,250
    trandg wrote:
    http://flickr.com/photos/davidgtran/144533444/

    check that out. I wouldn't have believed it if I didn't capture it on film. That man is not just a decent guitar player, but he's a pretty darned good covert crotch-laser-shooter.


    LMAO!!!
    so funny! :D
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  • Seattle1974Seattle1974 Posts: 81
    lol, that is funny.
  • trandgtrandg Posts: 65
    Uninvited Guest wrote:
    LOL... Thanks for that at work entertainment. This thread is fun.

    I don't know how you could be so unsympathetic and say that this thread is "fun," when having a LASER-CROTCH is a hinderance to those who carry it. As you have read, LASER-CROTCHES are so massive, they must be held up with giant ropes, they also have the ability to cut through people, metal, cheese and farts, and they also are really distracting.

    I don't know about you, but I feel badly for Mike. He's already got a huge load on his shoulders by having to come up with cool guitar riffs. Just imagine having another load to carry.
  • *given*to*fly**given*to*fly* Posts: 325
    ahahahhahahhhaahaha
    fantastic thread
    ill be smiling all night
    thanx for the laugh
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  • trandgtrandg Posts: 65
    *given*to*fly* wrote:
    ahahahhahahhhaahaha
    fantastic thread
    ill be smiling all night
    thanx for the laugh


    no problem! hope you enjoyed!
  • yahamitayahamita Posts: 1,514
    WOW! I can even see 2 nads!
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  • trandgtrandg Posts: 65
    They aren't nads. They are LASER emitting diodes.
  • ZanneZanne Posts: 899
    mjohnson68 wrote:
    I wonder what SENROCK thinks of this......

    I'm sure she already knew!
    Just me
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