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mydogmookieblaylockmydogmookieblaylock Posts: 2,996
edited September 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
Over the years we have all heard some strange phrases - and you wonder - where the hell did that come from.

Example:
"I would give (or trade) my left nut for that"

why the left nut?
who would want to trade for that?
what is the value of a nut?
I couldn't find anything online to give me a reasonable price estimate.

let's get some more examples going - or an explanation for this one.
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  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217
    As the lieutenant in the old war movie, Big Red One said "That's why God gave you two."

    ...so you could trade them with your pals like baseball cards.

    :lol::lol:
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    http://pinterest.com/sackomatic/things- ... t-nut-for/

    Hope this helps
  • pjhawkspjhawks Posts: 12,423
    twerking - I hope we are about done with this one forever
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    pjhawks wrote:
    twerking - I hope we are about done with this one forever

    Bad enough it's been officially recognized as a word, it's a phrase now too?
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Sweating my balls off
  • smarcheesmarchee Posts: 14,539
    Bob is your uncle
    1998 ~ Barrie
    2003 ~ Toronto
    2005 ~ London, Toronto
    2006 ~ Toronto
    2008 ~ Hartford, Mansfied I,
    2009 ~ Toronto, Chicago I, Chicago II
    2010 ~ Cleveland, Buffalo
    2011 ~ Toronto I, Toronto II, Ottawa, Hamilton
    2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
    2014 - Detroit
    2019 - Chicago X 2
  • hgpjam11hgpjam11 Posts: 1,328
    Maintenance guy at work said "it's the cat's ass", I had ever heard that. Same day, I read the same phrase in a random book that had nothing to do with cats or asses.
    I win.
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    hgpjam11 wrote:
    Maintenance guy at work said "it's the cat's ass", I had ever heard that. Same day, I read the same phrase in a random book that had nothing to do with cats or asses.

    You've never heard that? I use that one all the time.
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Tripping my balls off
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329
    Piss like a race horse
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Caveeze wrote:
    Tripping my balls off

    There were a few times on acid I thought my balls might fall off, or completely recede.
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Empty Glass wrote:
    Piss like a race horse

    Or the Deluxe Edition - "Piss like a Russian race horse"
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    My grandma says "and what not" a bunch..

    "so we were standing in line and what not.."

    she also says "and all that jazz"..


    what about "Jees-o-petes"..
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
  • whispering handswhispering hands Posts: 13,527
    Empty Glass wrote:
    Piss like a race horse
    Actually there's truth in this statement. Trainers give their horses diuretics on the eve of race day to she'd water weight.
  • whispering handswhispering hands Posts: 13,527
    Balls to the wall.
  • mydogmookieblaylockmydogmookieblaylock Posts: 2,996
    BinauralJam wrote:
    http://pinterest.com/sackomatic/things-i-d-give-my-left-nut-for/

    Hope this helps
    haha - that is awesome --- i still highly doubt anyone would take a 'left nut' for one of those cars.

    Are right nuts worth anything?

    the right nut really gets the shaft (pun intended)
  • mydogmookieblaylockmydogmookieblaylock Posts: 2,996
    Pipe Dream...... please explain how that got started and what it is supposed to mean
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,138
    This thread is the cat's pajamas, I say!
  • aspoonfulweighsatonaspoonfulweighsaton Posts: 2,024
    Jesus H. Christ
  • whispering handswhispering hands Posts: 13,527
    Bust a gut. I know what it means.. But it's still funny.
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    piss on a blanket
  • pjhawkspjhawks Posts: 12,423
    Bat Shit Crazy - who decided bat shit was crazy in the 1st place?
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217
    did anyone say "Screwed the Pooch" yet? :lol: :wtf:
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • PearlOfAGirlPearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    Put your money where your mouth is! What the hell does this mean?!? :roll:

    Wish you were here...
    ♥~RIP Dad
  • Dru_CortezDru_Cortez Posts: 953
    PearlOfAGirl wrote:
    Put your money where your mouth is! What the hell does this mean?!? :roll:
    It's cousin to the old adage,
    'Your mouth is writing cheques your butt can't cash.'
    Basically, it means someone has been talking smack,
    maybe bragging on themselves.
    They talk a lot, which costs nothing,
    but are afraid to place an actual money bet where
    they could lose.

    When you tell someone to 'put their money
    where their mouth is',
    you're asking them to prove their words with actions.

    Cheers.
    'Cause you don't give blood and take it back again.
  • Dru_CortezDru_Cortez Posts: 953
    mydogmookieblaylock wrote:
    Pipe Dream...... please explain how that got started and what it is supposed to mean
    Think caterpillar in 'Alice in Wonderland'.

    A pipe dream is a reference to a hallucination
    experienced through use of an opium pipe,
    though nowadays it just refers to something
    unrealistic.
    Anyone who's ever had a conversation with
    stoners can attest to the irrationality of pipe dreams...
    "One day man, I'm gonna fill my whole swimming pool
    with Chunky Monkey + just... y'know..."

    Cheers.
    'Cause you don't give blood and take it back again.
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    The Penis is mightier than the Sword?
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217
    BinauralJam wrote:
    The Penis is mightier than the Sword?

    :lol::lol::lol:
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    "For Pete's Sake"

    who the hell is 'Pete'? We know of 'christ' 'god' and 'jesus'...who is 'Pete'?

    and 'Jimmy-rig'...who is Jimmy? Pete's brother?
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
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