Was it naughty of me...
titchinello
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I recently got a new Kitten...
So a girl at work, ( who has kittens too) asked.. "How's your pussy"
"same as yours" I replied.. " Likes to be played with"
She laughed.
" I'll show you how i stroke it, if you want " I asked.. No reply, just a Roooobberrrrrt. ( In a don't be silly tone)
Sorry had to share..... and she did ask..
So a girl at work, ( who has kittens too) asked.. "How's your pussy"
"same as yours" I replied.. " Likes to be played with"
She laughed.
" I'll show you how i stroke it, if you want " I asked.. No reply, just a Roooobberrrrrt. ( In a don't be silly tone)
Sorry had to share..... and she did ask..
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Sorry no face slap, she saw the humour in it..
think she was actually a bit embarrassed really..
Gotta go out on a high note.
Yeah, it depends on the type of relationship with the coworker; seems like it was fine here since she instigated it (but agreed - your comment struck me, at least, a bit over the line).
you will be cc'ed on the following email memo:
To all staff:
Due to recent incidents regarding
colleagues discussing personal issues
in what may be perceived as an
overly familiar fashion,
the entire staff has been registered
for an exciting presentation called 'Boundaries-
Yes, There is a Reason!'
Staff will review workplace elements such as:
- proper dress code
- innocuous and appropriate greetings
- The Art of Smalltalk
- + many more!
The seminar is all day this coming Saturday,
7 AM to 4 PM.
Bring a bagged lunch; professional dress is required.
See what you DID?!
Now my long weekend is shot- SHOT, I tells ya!
Was it worth it?
Cheers.
I just posted this cause i thought it would get a good laugh, didn't want it to turn into anything else than that.. I can always delete the thread if its not as funny as i hoped.
I :P 'd.
I actually had a similar (ie, innuendo-ish) exchange with a guy I work with after I posted up there. All good.
And congrats on the kitty!
2. Followed up with a notice of contemplative action.
3. Followed up with 3 day unpaid suspension (if a first time offense, otherwise, bye-bye).
:nono:
You don't want to work for me.
I work nightshift in a supermarket, when the store is closed...And between the other workers the inuendo is much worse than my little joke.. man i guess we're all fucked
i mean
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwbUplfqX4E
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
Oh, this is easy.
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
Cats aren't a protected class, so you can eat as many as you want...
I have invited Dimi to my next respectful workplace training. I plan to say to the audience, "Don't say things like this..." and then just point to Dimi who on que will spill something totally sexual and inappropriate for the workplace.
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
Don't forget the accent. Something totally inappropriate almost sounds classy with the right accent...
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
You would be. Curmudgeon!!!!