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2-feign-reluctance

Eddie Vedder Solo Show Anxiety Disorder

-Characterized by repeated and instrusive thoughts about just exactly where one will be sitting at one of the handful of small shows performed by Eddie Vedder.
-At least 1-2 nightmares about broken banjo strings and the opener and main act switching spots before showtime.
-Fits of mania regarding EV merchandise and significant and persistent worry or concern about unruly concert goers shouting, puking, or both at the same time.

2-feign-reluctance

2-feign-reluctance wrote:

Eddie Vedder Solo Show Anxiety Disorder

-Characterized by repeated and instrusive thoughts about just exactly where one will be sitting at one of the handful of small shows performed by Eddie Vedder.
-At least 1-2 nightmares about broken banjo strings and the opener and main act switching spots before showtime.
-Fits of mania regarding EV merchandise and significant and persistent worry or concern about unruly concert goers shouting, puking, or both at the same time.

well fuck, i thought it was funny anyways! i know i'm not the only one who gets show anxiety!

finnannie

haha!

You forgot;

EVOCD; Eddie Vedder Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (attached to PJOCD at the same time)

The typical EVOCD sufferer performs tasks (or compulsions) to seek relief from obsession-related anxiety. To others, these tasks may appear odd and unnecessary. But for the sufferer, such tasks can feel critically important, and must be performed in particular ways to ward off dire consequences and to stop the stress from building up. Examples of these tasks are repeatedly checking that one's boots and cd's are in correct order and intact, listening to Eddie Vedders voice at least once a day, checking out old tour photos constantly, wanting to go to every show he is part of, collecting everything related to him and the band, keeping an eye on what he is wearing, copying his looks (men) --> facial hair, hair; telling others about him and trying to convert them into liking him. Physical symptoms may include those brought on from anxieties and "unwanted" thoughts (his pants, shirt, beard, smile, blue eyes), as well as tics or Parkinson's disease-like symptoms: rigidity, tremor, jerking arm movements, or involuntary movements of the limbs. ( --> Animal, Jeremy, Alive etc. )