1$ Coins - Problem for Strippers?

LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
edited July 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
McCain hopes $1 coin leads to bigger tips for strippers
Posted by
CNN's Bryan Koenig
(CNN) – If Congress passes the COINS Act replacing the $1 paper bill for a coin, the U.S. government may be able to save billions in printing costs at the expense of a little more jangle in the average consumers' pockets. But what about the strippers?

That's what The Hill newspaper asked one of the bill's co-sponsors, Sen. John McCain, in a piece published Thursday. The question came from a separate 2011 story where the publication suggested strippers could suffer in a bill-less economy, with G-strings and garter belts far less accommodating of cold metal.

For his part, the Arizona Republican responded in stride in a Capitol Hill hallway.

"Then I hope that they could obtain larger denominations," McCain reportedly told The Hill.

According to The Hill, the 76 year-old McCain started answering questions from another reporter before a smile spread across his face and he shouted down the hallway to The Hill, "Fives, tens, one hundreds!"


McCain's office did not respond to a request for comment.

Officially called the Currency Optimization, Innovation, and National Savings Act, the COINS Act has been put before Congress multiple times in recent years. In the Senate it was most recently introduced in June as S.1105 by Tom Harkin, D-Iowa. McCain's fellow co-sponsors in the Senate are Michael Enzi, R-Wyoming, and Mark Udall, D-Colorado.

If passed, the bill would require Federal Reserve banks to stop circulating paper $1 bills within five years of the COIN Act going into effect.
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    i'm sure the ladies can think of innovative ways to pick up and carry the coins :think:
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    norm wrote:
    i'm sure the ladies can think of innovative ways to pick up and carry the coins :think:


    This one time in Montreal I saw a..... Oh never mind
  • Cliffy6745Cliffy6745 Posts: 33,839
    There is a BYOB fully nude strip club here. Needless to say, it is the epitome of class. Well, the "ladies" will spread their legs and you literally throw bills at their junk. Coins could make this practice pretty interesting
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Cliffy6745 wrote:
    There is a BYOB fully nude strip club here. Needless to say, it is the epitome of class. Well, the "ladies" will spread their legs and you literally throw bills at their junk. Coins could make this practice pretty interesting

    i now have this disturbing image of a stripper paying off like she's a slot machine :shifty:
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    norm wrote:
    Cliffy6745 wrote:
    There is a BYOB fully nude strip club here. Needless to say, it is the epitome of class. Well, the "ladies" will spread their legs and you literally throw bills at their junk. Coins could make this practice pretty interesting

    i now have this disturbing image of a stripper paying off like she's a slot machine :shifty:

    Montreal. Cough Cough
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    :lol::lol:

    i must get to canada someday :lol:
  • Cliffy6745Cliffy6745 Posts: 33,839
    LloydXmas wrote:
    norm wrote:
    Cliffy6745 wrote:
    There is a BYOB fully nude strip club here. Needless to say, it is the epitome of class. Well, the "ladies" will spread their legs and you literally throw bills at their junk. Coins could make this practice pretty interesting

    i now have this disturbing image of a stripper paying off like she's a slot machine :shifty:

    Montreal. Cough Cough


    Yessir
  • Cliffy6745Cliffy6745 Posts: 33,839
    norm wrote:
    Cliffy6745 wrote:
    There is a BYOB fully nude strip club here. Needless to say, it is the epitome of class. Well, the "ladies" will spread their legs and you literally throw bills at their junk. Coins could make this practice pretty interesting

    i now have this disturbing image of a stripper paying off like she's a slot machine :shifty:

    Yeah, that about sums up my thinking.
  • South of SeattleSouth of Seattle Posts: 10,724
    LloydXmas wrote:
    norm wrote:
    i'm sure the ladies can think of innovative ways to pick up and carry the coins :think:


    This one time in Montreal I saw a..... Oh never mind
    Kinda like when I was in Vancouver BC and saw a roll of quarters go . . . Oh never mind :eh:
    NERDS!
  • smarcheesmarchee Posts: 14,539
    norm wrote:
    :lol::lol:

    i must get to canada someday :lol:

    strippers don't like loonies here, now that we have toonies :lol:

    damn inflation
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  • BLACK35BLACK35 Posts: 22,746
    strip club in my town won't even let you tip the strippers with the loonie or toonie......$5 min
    2005 - London
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    :nono:

    Some Edmonton boys told me you're supposed to lick a loonie or toonie and then wing it at their bum so it sticks...
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  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,901
    LloydXmas wrote:
    norm wrote:
    i'm sure the ladies can think of innovative ways to pick up and carry the coins :think:


    This one time in Montreal I saw a..... Oh never mind
    I was gonna say, all they need to do is spend a weekend in Montreal and see how the ladies there deal with the Loonies and Twonies and they'll know this won't be a problem.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217
    I always thought it would be strippers who increased the demand for the $2 bill.
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • Dru_CortezDru_Cortez Posts: 953
    Has anyone else seen those blingy magnets
    that dancers use to pick up change?
    I was looking for a picture,
    but all I get are magnetic broom things
    like the roofer used on my lawn earlier this month.
    Ah well!
    Cheers.
    'Cause you don't give blood and take it back again.
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