My mom was strolling the beaches of S. Florida and found...

CJMST3K
CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
edited July 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
60 pounds of cocaine. :shock:
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  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    And...
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    dankind wrote:
    And...

    So I signed on as her distributor....


    I mean, she turned it in to the police.
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  • Snakeduck
    Snakeduck Posts: 1,056
    CJMST3K wrote:

    I mean, she turned it in to the police.

    Without consulting me first??? WTF?!?
  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    I all fairness to her, it's waaaay more than she could have sold on her own.
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    so the hoff's pj tour schedule is paid for
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    and they say it doesn't snow in Florida...
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    wow! woulda been the pure ass shit too, yes/no? salt water logged, yes/no? hard as a frickin brick

    only tried the drug twice, it made me sick as shit. dizzy, pale, sweaty, no thank you
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  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,337
    CJMST3K wrote:
    60 pounds of cocaine. :shock:
    Seriously? :shock:

    I would have to do some serious thinking if I stumbled upon that.... :lol:
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    pix?
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    RKCNDY wrote:
    and they say it doesn't snow in Florida...

    :lol::lol:

    I go to the beach all the time and all I ever find is cigarette butts, condoms, and crabs damn it.
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  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    norm wrote:
    so the hoff's pj tour schedule is paid for

    Absolutely!

    "Do you know the street value of this beach?!"

    34605262.jpg
    She and two of her turtle watching volunteers found it together.
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  • CJMST3K
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    81 wrote:
    pix?

    Pic has smiling volunteer with an open brick, so I'll skip posting. But looks like a white bag, torn open with about 10 bricks the size of school textbooks wrapped tightly in black trash bag plastic. One bag is open and the stuff looks really rigid.

    My mom corrected me. Her volunteer further up the beach found it and she caught up a moment later.
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  • Snakeduck
    Snakeduck Posts: 1,056
    CJMST3K wrote:
    She and two of her turtle watching volunteers found it together.

    Got'cha. She would of had to kill those other two witnesses and where they are turtle watching volunteers, even I might have had a problem dragging their corpses out to sea...
  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,327
    That's a lot of booger sugar.

    She should have called Bronson Pinchot and set a deal up. :geek:
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  • Snakeduck
    Snakeduck Posts: 1,056
    Jason P wrote:
    That's a lot of booger sugar.

    She should have called Bronson Pinchot and set a deal up. :geek:

    No dealer would ever provide a "sample" bag that big...
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Jason P wrote:
    That's a lot of booger sugar.

    She should have called Bronson Pinchot and set a deal up. :geek:

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  • JK_Livin
    JK_Livin South Jersey Posts: 7,365
    Did she receive a reward bump?
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  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Jason P wrote:
    That's a lot of booger sugar.

    She should have called Bronson Pinchot and set a deal up. :geek:


    Cousin Larry was a bad influence on Balki.
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Jason P wrote:
    That's a lot of booger sugar.

    She should have called Bronson Pinchot and set a deal up. :geek:


    Cousin Larry was a bad influence on Balki.


    actually, i think the bad influence was billy rosewood
  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    norm wrote:
    actually, i think the bad influence was billy rosewood


    Johnny Wishbone would have found out.
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