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Man Stops Robbery Pulp Fiction Style

KimmiebyromKimmiebyrom Posts: 1,832
edited June 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
This is bad ass!!

http://superofficialnews.com/local-man- ... p-fiction/
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  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    Officer Miller from the Jonestown Police Department said. “It’s fortunate that this small town has a person like Mr. Horner living in it. If he hadn’t have had so much free time on his hands he never would have been able to quote so many lines from Pulp Fiction. Down time is the real hero here today.”

    :lol::lol:
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    No way :lol:
  • NamiNami Posts: 5,995
    too funny... now i need to watch it again.. :lol:
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    The robbers are described as a white male and female aged 35-45.

    Pumpkin and Honey Bunny? :shock:
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  • jethrojam420jethrojam420 Posts: 1,075
    RKCNDY wrote:
    The robbers are described as a white male and female aged 35-45.

    Pumpkin and Honey Bunny? :shock:

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  • WildsWilds Posts: 4,329
    Didn't know the Onion had competition. Good stuff.
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    great fuckin movie
    81 is now off the air

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  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Posts: 4,957
    This has to be my favorite news story of the past decade. Quentin needs to put this guy in his next film
    :lol:
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    I love how he kept on with it after the robbery, when the manager asked if he was OK.

    "Shut the fuck up, fat man!"

    "Then he started asking me questions about our food menu. He asked me about our hamburgers and if I knew what they called a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France? It was really weird, but hey, he’s a hero I guess.”

    aahhhhaha

    (just me, or does he bear a resemblance to Maynard Keenan, ala Conditions of My Parole?)
  • mookeywrenchmookeywrench Posts: 5,895
    Wilds wrote:
    Didn't know the Onion had competition. Good stuff.
    Yeah...and sadly, people are believing this.

    This Pulp Fiction guy's name is Paul Horner
    They Arrested Banksy whose real name is Paul Horner
    There's a mascot named Fappy the Anti-Masturbation Dolphin who is really an English teacher named Paul Horner who was later arrested for masturbating in public
    And Obama just gave a trophy to Paul Horner for being the most popular, successful, good looking guy in the universe.
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  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    Sad? More like most people don't read everything on the internet.

    (and, there are more than enough crazy fucks to go around these days that don't make this story all that unbelievable)

    Anyway...whatever. I got a good laugh out of it :P
  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Posts: 4,957
    mookeywrench wrote:
    Wilds wrote:
    Didn't know the Onion had competition. Good stuff.
    Yeah...and sadly, people are believing this.

    This Pulp Fiction guy's name is Paul Horner
    They Arrested Banksy whose real name is Paul Horner
    There's a mascot named Fappy the Anti-Masturbation Dolphin who is really an English teacher named Paul Horner who was later arrested for masturbating in public
    And Obama just gave a trophy to Paul Horner for being the most popular, successful, good looking guy in the universe.


    Wait...Fappy the anti-masterbation dolphin isn't real? :o
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