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I'm F'd this weekend and I already Hate New Jersey

LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
edited May 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
So I'm heading down to DC saturday with my wife. Unfortunately, some ASSHOLE[/b] client of hers is having a wedding on Saturday so we can't leave until 12 noon (She's styling the brides hair).

Initially, I had a train ticket scheduled, but canceled earlier in the week because of the metro north accident. Now the tickets are twice the price.

Needless to say, we're driving down the FING NEW JERSEY TPK MID AFTERNOON ON THE SATURDAY OF MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND.


:fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp:

PS. I have phillies vs NATs tickets on Saturday. 715 Game

Good thing they were only 30 bucks each
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    LloydXmas wrote:
    So I'm heading down to DC saturday with my wife. Unfortunately, some ASSHOLE client of hers is having a wedding on Saturday so we can't leave until 12 noon (She's styling the brides hair).

    Initially, I had a train ticket scheduled, but canceled earlier in the week because of the metro north accident. Now the tickets are twice the price.

    Needless to say, we're driving down the FING NEW JERSEY TPK MID AFTERNOON ON THE SATURDAY OF MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND.


    :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp:

    PS. I have phillies vs NATs tickets on Saturday. 715 Game

    Good thing they were only 30 bucks each


    fixed that right up for you
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    can you head down early with the kids and let her play catch up.
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  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    81 wrote:
    LloydXmas wrote:
    So I'm heading down to DC saturday with my wife. Unfortunately, some ASSHOLE client of hers is having a wedding on Saturday so we can't leave until 12 noon (She's styling the brides hair).

    Initially, I had a train ticket scheduled, but canceled earlier in the week because of the metro north accident. Now the tickets are twice the price.

    Needless to say, we're driving down the FING NEW JERSEY TPK MID AFTERNOON ON THE SATURDAY OF MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND.


    :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp:

    PS. I have phillies vs NATs tickets on Saturday. 715 Game

    Good thing they were only 30 bucks each


    fixed that right up for you

    Thanks buddy
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    :lol::lol::lol: you're SO FUCKED!
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    81 wrote:
    can you head down early with the kids and let her play catch up.
    Kid Free Weekend

    3 Days of Baseball, Booze and the Nations Capital.
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    LloydXmas wrote:
    81 wrote:
    can you head down early with the kids and let her play catch up.
    Kid Free Weekend

    3 Days of Baseball, Booze and the Nations Capital.

    double fuckage :x
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  • JK_LivinJK_Livin South Jersey Posts: 7,365
    I suggest you not underestimate the staggering drawing power of the Garden State!
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  • PureandEasyPureandEasy Posts: 5,817
    well the only consolation I can give you is that it's not supposed to be shore weather this weekend, it might deter some folks from heading to the beach.

    good luck and GO PHILLIES!!!!!
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  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    PureandEasy wrote:
    well the only consolation I can give you is that it's not supposed to be shore weather this weekend, it might deter some folks from heading to the beach.

    good luck and GO PHILLIES!!!!!
    This is what I'm hoping for

    Leave my House by noon (latest)
    7 Hour Drive to DC (Supposed to be 5 1/2)
    Check Into Hotel
    Cab to Nationals Park and arrive at 830
  • PatrickBatemanPatrickBateman Posts: 2,243
    i took metro north from stamford to grand central tuesday...prices were still $10?
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  • rival.rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    i love new jersey.
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    PatrickBateman wrote:
    i took metro north from stamford to grand central tuesday...prices were still $10?
    Northeast Regional from Berlin to Washington DC 82 earlier in the week
    159 today
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    rival. wrote:
    i love new jersey.

    :shock:
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  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    rival. wrote:
    i love new jersey.
    I like one night stands but not the clap
  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,600
    :lol:

    Sounds like a fun weekend.

    (Minus the T/P hell.)
    I drove up to NYC and back today -- smooth sailing on Thursday afternoon.

    Tomorrow I have to go be out for another 4 +/- hours on the road to visit with a dickhead of a client who scheduled a meeting at 2PM on Mem Day Getaway Friday but I am hoping to make some good dough on it.

    NO driving on Sat/Sun/Mon if I can help it.

    Good luck!
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  • rival.rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    LloydXmas wrote:
    rival. wrote:
    i love new jersey.
    I like one night stands but not the clap

    ah, come on... the clap isn't that bad.

    what is worse is deciding if you should take the parkway or the turnpike.

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  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    rival. wrote:
    LloydXmas wrote:
    rival. wrote:
    i love new jersey.
    I like one night stands but not the clap

    ah, come on... the clap isn't that bad.

    what is worse is deciding if you should take the parkway or the turnpike.

    turnpike-backupjpg-8925b42abc9a5ab4_large.jpg
    :fp: :fp: :fp: :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    I'm gonna be live tweeting from the drivers wheel
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    LloydXmas wrote:
    I'm gonna be live tweeting from the drivers wheel

    skype?
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    rival. wrote:
    turnpike-backupjpg-8925b42abc9a5ab4_large.jpg

    doesn't look bad

    https://maps.google.com/?ll=40.533698,- ... 2,,0,-0.72
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Turnpike
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    All I see is New Jersey 2013

    http://autos.yahoo.com/news/the-worst-t ... ache=clear
  • Dr. DelightDr. Delight Posts: 11,210
    5 1/2 hrs seems like a very generous travel time.
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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    swing through PA and avoid NJ
  • shetellsherselfshetellsherself New Jersey Posts: 8,835
    PureandEasy wrote:
    well the only consolation I can give you is that it's not supposed to be shore weather this weekend, it might deter some folks from heading to the beach.

    good luck and GO PHILLIES!!!!!


    Also, I believe unfortunately many of the shore destinations are still recovering from Sandy. I think many will stick out this weekend at home. Bad for shore business. Good for parkway traffic. I think you'll make the game no problem.
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  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    swing through PA and avoid NJ
    This... Switch over to 95...

    Ive done the Saturday drive... It's not as bad usually...

    I got to drive from Miami to Key West on Friday afternoon :shock:
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  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    worst traffic i've EVER seen in new fucking jersey
    my husband was from there and did all the driving but damn
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    mysticweed wrote:
    worst traffic i've EVER seen in new fucking jersey
    my husband was from there and did all the driving but damn

    camden is always a nice drive.
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  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    swing through PA and avoid NJ
    I'm looking into this.
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Black Diamond wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    swing through PA and avoid NJ
    This... Switch over to 95...

    Ive done the Saturday drive... It's not as bad usually...

    I got to drive from Miami to Key West on Friday afternoon :shock:

    Merrit Parkway, Tappan Zee Bridge, 287, 78 west, 476 South, 95, 695, 295

    or if you want to avoid NYC and Philly:

    Merrit Parkway, Tappan Zee Bridge, 287, 78 west, 81, west, 83 south, 695, 295
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    Black Diamond wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    swing through PA and avoid NJ
    This... Switch over to 95...

    Ive done the Saturday drive... It's not as bad usually...

    I got to drive from Miami to Key West on Friday afternoon :shock:

    Merrit Parkway, Tappan Zee Bridge, 287, 78 west, 476 South, 95, 695, 295

    or if you want to avoid NYC and Philly:

    Merrit Parkway, Tappan Zee Bridge, 287, 78 west, 81, west, 83 south, 695, 295
    thanks.
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