unborn child entered in beauty pageant

mysticweed

the baby will be three months old
the Miss Natural Sparkle pageant has added a newborn division
:shock:
fuck

http://now.msn.com/jenny-oliver-entered ... ty-pageant

Jenny Oliver must have had one good-looking sonogram. The 26-year-old's next child is due in July, and the mom-to-be has already entered her daughter in a "Bonnie Baby" beauty pageant in September. "With my dance skills and her [10-year-old] sister's knowledge of pageants, there's no way she won't win," the not-at-all obnoxious Oliver said. "I believe you should start them young." (Or, you know, before they have fully developed organs). We're not sure whether to be shocked by Oliver's ambition or by the fact that the Miss Natural Sparkle pageant has added a Newborn Division because there are so many other overeager pageant moms out there.

PureandEasy

"not-at-all obnoxious Oliver"



this is such BS

mysticweed

PureandEasy wrote:

"not-at-all obnoxious Oliver"



this is such BS

i know
i got a chuckle from that too

Pap

The Baby Beauty Pageant

hedonist

Oh good lord.

See, I'd never tell someone "you CAN'T have children". But fuck me if I'd withhold "please, for the love of all that's good, please don't procreate"...specially to someone like this mother-to-be.

(also - Miss Natural Sparkle? Sounds like something Lisa Simpson would rail against :P )

PJ_Soul

Kind of hoping it looks like this.

peacefrompaul

One of the dumbest fucking things I've ever heard.

cubBEE_girl

:fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp:

BinauralJam

I ever do become a serial killer, these will be the people i target.

PureandEasy

BinauralJam wrote:

I ever do become a serial killer, these will be the people i target.

rick1zoo2

where's 81? maybe he could enter

JonnyPistachio

BinauralJam wrote:

I ever do become a serial killer, these will be the people i target.

So there is good in this beauty pageant story! It has inspired some future career goals and creativity in a few of us here

BinauralJam

JonnyPistachio wrote:

BinauralJam wrote:

I ever do become a serial killer, these will be the people i target.

So there is good in this beauty pageant story! It has inspired some future career goals and creativity in a few of us here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yruArw21EGA :twisted:

JonnyPistachio

BinauralJam wrote:

JonnyPistachio wrote:

BinauralJam wrote:

I ever do become a serial killer, these will be the people i target.

So there is good in this beauty pageant story! It has inspired some future career goals and creativity in a few of us here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yruArw21EGA :twisted:

im seeing that!