unborn child entered in beauty pageant

mysticweed
mysticweed Posts: 3,710
edited May 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
the baby will be three months old
the Miss Natural Sparkle pageant has added a newborn division
:shock:
fuck

http://now.msn.com/jenny-oliver-entered ... ty-pageant

Jenny Oliver must have had one good-looking sonogram. The 26-year-old's next child is due in July, and the mom-to-be has already entered her daughter in a "Bonnie Baby" beauty pageant in September. "With my dance skills and her [10-year-old] sister's knowledge of pageants, there's no way she won't win," the not-at-all obnoxious Oliver said. "I believe you should start them young." (Or, you know, before they have fully developed organs). We're not sure whether to be shocked by Oliver's ambition or by the fact that the Miss Natural Sparkle pageant has added a Newborn Division because there are so many other overeager pageant moms out there.
fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

"what a long, strange trip it's been"
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  • PureandEasy
    PureandEasy Posts: 5,818
    "not-at-all obnoxious Oliver"

    :lol:

    this is such BS
    Don't come closer or I'll have to go
  • mysticweed
    mysticweed Posts: 3,710
    PureandEasy wrote:
    "not-at-all obnoxious Oliver"

    :lol:

    this is such BS


    i know
    i got a chuckle from that too
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • Pap
    Pap Serres, Greece Posts: 30,056
    The Baby Beauty Pageant
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  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Oh good lord.

    See, I'd never tell someone "you CAN'T have children". But fuck me if I'd withhold "please, for the love of all that's good, please don't procreate"...specially to someone like this mother-to-be.

    (also - Miss Natural Sparkle? Sounds like something Lisa Simpson would rail against :P )
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,776
    Kind of hoping it looks like this.

    ugly-babies.jpg
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    One of the dumbest fucking things I've ever heard.
  • cubBEE_girl
    cubBEE_girl Waiting for next year... Posts: 3,367
    :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp:
    I lost a bet...
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    I ever do become a serial killer, these will be the people i target.
  • PureandEasy
    PureandEasy Posts: 5,818
    BinauralJam wrote:
    I ever do become a serial killer, these will be the people i target.


    :lol::lol::lol:
    Don't come closer or I'll have to go
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    where's 81? maybe he could enter
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    BinauralJam wrote:
    I ever do become a serial killer, these will be the people i target.

    So there is good in this beauty pageant story! It has inspired some future career goals and creativity in a few of us here :lol:
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    I ever do become a serial killer, these will be the people i target.

    So there is good in this beauty pageant story! It has inspired some future career goals and creativity in a few of us here :lol:


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yruArw21EGA :twisted:
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    BinauralJam wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    I ever do become a serial killer, these will be the people i target.

    So there is good in this beauty pageant story! It has inspired some future career goals and creativity in a few of us here :lol:


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yruArw21EGA :twisted:

    :lol: im seeing that!
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)

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