Monkey #1 had the right idea to hit pit lane early.
Monkey #2 provided a powerful lesson. When racing a bear on a bicycle, make sure not to wipe out and take the bear out of the race. That makes bears very angry.
They used to have a prison rodeo here in Texas, but they ended it in '86 because the state wouldn't pay for needed repairs to the arena at Huntsville Prison where it was held. The prisoners were bummed and tried to organize fundraisers and stuff through their friends and loved ones on the outside, but it didn't happen. It was like the Super Bowl to them apparently, both for the prisoners in attendance and the ones participating.
"See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
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Monkey #2 provided a powerful lesson. When racing a bear on a bicycle, make sure not to wipe out and take the bear out of the race. That makes bears very angry.