Cutting the Cheese

davidtrios

The most embarresing time i ever cut the cheese was in the 4th grade. We were in the midst of SSR (silent sustained reading) and I felt a little rumble in the jungle...i had a feeling it would be a silent one, but i was DEAD wrong.

I let out one of the loudest and longest farts of my life. Out of the complete silence came a rousing thunder of laughter.

i didnt know what to say or do and i felt myself turning beet red...

i simply said - "what? it's natural"
then more laughter

what was the most embarresing time youve ever let one go?

JonnyPistachio

I was doing yoga once (for the first time ever) with my girlfirend (who is now my wife) with probably 50 people, and the little old lady next to me in the pink workout outfit cut a big stinker. Everyone, including my girlfriend thought it was me.

So, as we left the yoga studio, I invented a new work. Fartriliquist. That old lady was a fartriliquist and she made me look real bad.

jason

I do it during squats at the gym. On the way up, brrrrrrrrrrr, let er rip! I finish, rerack it and then look at the floor like its slippery or something.

smarchee

JonnyPistachio wrote:

I invented a new work. Fartriliquist. That old lady was a fartriliquist and she made me look real bad.

mysticweed

JonnyPistachio wrote:

I was doing yoga once (for the first time ever) with my girlfirend (who is now my wife) with probably 50 people, and the little old lady next to me in the pink workout outfit cut a big stinker. Everyone, including my girlfriend thought it was me.

So, as we left the yoga studio, I invented a new work. Fartriliquist. That old lady was a fartriliquist and she made me look real bad.

oh my god
that's hilarious

MaxGoldenrod

smarchee wrote:

JonnyPistachio wrote:

I invented a new work. Fartriliquist. That old lady was a fartriliquist and she made me look real bad.

Throwing farts! Awesome!