BEES!!!

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  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,290
    I have no problem with bees.
    Until they start stinging you....
    Then they are a bunch of little bastards.

    Still, I'd rather be stung by a bee than a fn scorpion!

    F scorpions!
  • rearviewrossrearviewross Posts: 3,055
    mca47 wrote:
    I have no problem with bees.
    Until they start stinging you....
    Then they are a bunch of little bastards.

    Still, I'd rather be stung by a bee than a fn scorpion!

    F scorpions!

    He makes a valid point.
    Forced to endure, what I cannot forgive.
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,290
    mca47 wrote:
    I have no problem with bees.
    Until they start stinging you....
    Then they are a bunch of little bastards.

    Still, I'd rather be stung by a bee than a fn scorpion!

    F scorpions!

    He makes a valid point.
    Never been stung, but had some close calls camping. Gotta shake those boots out in the morning! :shock:
    And keeping the tent nice and zipped up is a good idea! :D
  • shortstackshortstack Posts: 2,339
    Come on!! Nothing for Bea Arthur?
    bea_arthur174859--300x300.jpg

    eh, i'll give it a B
    did you see me? i saw you.
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    shortstack wrote:
    eh, i'll give it a B
    :mrgreen:

    (and then there's Maude!)

    As to bees, I respect the fuck out of them yet I'm a shameful wuss in their immediate presence.
  • rearviewrossrearviewross Posts: 3,055
    shortstack wrote:
    Come on!! Nothing for Bea Arthur?
    bea_arthur174859--300x300.jpg

    eh, i'll give it a B

    Lol, funniest thing I ever heard. Jeffrey Ross said. Sandra Bernhard, I wouldnt fuck her with Bea Arthurs dick. http://tvhowl.com/in-his-own-words-come ... is-career/ during an MTV roast. Bea Arthur was on the panel at the time.
    Forced to endure, what I cannot forgive.
  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    Come on!! Nothing for Bea Arthur?
    bea_arthur174859--300x300.jpg


    Love Bea! I still watch Golden Girls reruns... :D
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    http://beforeitsnews.com/mass-animal-de ... 31698.html :(

    a new queen bee costs $2500 :shock:
  • EraserheadEraserhead Posts: 2,937
    First man
    "I got 20,000 bees you know!"

    Second man
    "Nice! How many hives do you have?"

    First man
    "I got 10 hives. What about you? How many bees do you have?"

    Second man
    "Me? I got about a million bees!"

    First man
    "A millions bees??? Wow! How many hives do you have?"

    Second man
    "One!"

    First man
    "One? Only one?"

    Second man
    "Yeah! Fuck'em, they're only bees!"
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  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    :lol:
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    RobbyD462 wrote:
    I HATE EM!

    Super Allergic!
    What are you guys trying to kill me?


    :lol:


    just dont move a muscle.
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    GEORGE: I'm at the health club and while I'm in the pool, some guy walks off with my glasses. Who steals prescription glasses?

    ELAINE: You don't have an old pair?

    GEORGE: I broke 'em playing basketball.

    JERRY: He was running from a bee.

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  • shortstackshortstack Posts: 2,339
    pandora wrote:

    yeah, that doesn't seem right. maybe $25?
    did you see me? i saw you.
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,720
    there are strange
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  • rival.rival. Posts: 7,775
    how many poor children were stung because Nintendo tried to make bees "kid friendly" after creating Bee Mario? :nono:

    Bee-Costume-Mario.jpg
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
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  • kw18kw18 Posts: 3,909
    rival. wrote:
    how many poor children were stung because Nintendo tried to make bees "kid friendly" after creating Bee Mario? :nono:

    Bee-Costume-Mario.jpg

    Meh. Tanooki Mario was better. He could become a statue! ;)
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
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  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    rival. wrote:
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    Still funny
  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave Posts: 42,056
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  • oceaninmyeyesoceaninmyeyes Posts: 4,646
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    The US bee population has decreased by an average of 30 % every year since 2006. http://www.ars.usda.gov/News/docs.htm?docid=15572
    And the sun it may be shining . . . but there's an ocean in my eyes
  • shortstackshortstack Posts: 2,339
    did you see me? i saw you.
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    once had a bee in my ear with my motorcycle helmet on.....pulled over to get it out...and cop stops and is like...is everything ok? no....i got a fuckin been in my bonnet....

    true story
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  • London BridgeLondon Bridge Posts: 4,733
    81 wrote:
    once had a bee in my ear with my motorcycle helmet on.....pulled over to get it out...and cop stops and is like...is everything ok? no....i got a fuckin been in my bonnet....

    true story

    Now I know why people stopped wearing helmets :lol:
  • kw18kw18 Posts: 3,909
    shortstack wrote:

    :lol::lol::lol:

    "A briefcase full of bees ought to put a stop to that!"
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • shortstackshortstack Posts: 2,339
    did you see me? i saw you.
  • shortstackshortstack Posts: 2,339
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    did you see me? i saw you.
  • rival.rival. Posts: 7,775
    :bz :bz :bz

  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave Posts: 42,056
    rival. said:

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    do we call those free bees? :-?
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  • kw18kw18 Posts: 3,909

    rival. said:

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    do we call those free bees? :-?
    Ahhh ... I see what you did there. ;-)

    Still love this gif. Cracks me up every time.
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
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