don't hate me because i'm beautiful

mysticweed
mysticweed Posts: 3,710
edited March 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
from BEHIND that is
at fifty-fucking-seven i can still rock a pair of jeans and a tank shirt
and i live in jeans and concert tees and hoodies

(but the only exercise i ever did from the neck up only served to loosen my jaw if you know what i mean)

so some young guys will say something cute
i'll turn around and sometimes the reactions are so visceral
i have to laugh out loud

so guys
look up front before you flirt
you may hurt some homely girl's feelings
fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

"what a long, strange trip it's been"
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    we're going to need pix
    81 is now off the air

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  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    81 wrote:
    we're going to need pix
    Both sides.
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  • Dr. Delight
    Dr. Delight Posts: 11,210
    I'm sorry, I'm not into guy's asses.
    And so you see, I have come to doubt
    All that I once held as true
    I stand alone without beliefs
    The only truth I know is you.
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Didnt Fabio say the same thing?
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    Didnt Fabio say the same thing?

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  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    BinauralJam wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    Didnt Fabio say the same thing?

    image001342119292834z6n3ag.jpeg

    :lol::lol:
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • pandora
    pandora Posts: 21,855
    :lol: yeah I can relate, I get the same with the bushy long blonde hair,
    a lot of waves especially in the car... honks even if I got my shades on :lol:

    But I'll tell you the old men...
    the 70's crowd ( not 1970's) is finding me way hot even up close :lol:
    I also look like I'm a good cook, which I am ... if you know what I mean...
    soft and cuddly ;)
  • STAYSEA
    STAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    Dr. Delight wrote:
    I'm sorry, I'm not into guy's asses.


    This is why I love MLB. :mrgreen:

    Those are some nice uniforms. :corn:
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  • cubBEE_girl
    cubBEE_girl Waiting for next year... Posts: 3,367
    STAYSEA wrote:
    Dr. Delight wrote:
    I'm sorry, I'm not into guy's asses.


    This is why I love MLB. :mrgreen:

    Those are some nice uniforms. :corn:

    I have to agree with you, STAYSEA...they are some nice uniforms. :corn:
    I lost a bet...
  • donnaruhl
    donnaruhl Posts: 2,157
    But with those Cup's, Everyone of them look the same.
    That's the way to keep us girl's guessing! :lol::lol:
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Jesus.
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Oops. I thought this was another Kate Upton thread.

    Carry On.

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