what's the deal with racoons?

mysticweed

i mean coon-tang

on 1000 ways to die a guy was trying to bang a racoon on a camping trip
and was bitten through his femoral artery

my name is earl was on at my in-laws and some guy was living in the woods and
yes
banging a racoon

seriously i tried to bing it
but
what's the deal with coon-tang?

whispering hands

They couldn't find a woman that was c
Vicious enough????

Dissidentman

I have never heard of this!

81

Packer fan that couldn't find a deer?

Dr. Delight

Ask Billy the Exterminator.

BinauralJam

White guy?

mysticweed

BinauralJam wrote:

White guy?

yes
camping with other white guys
they were all drunk
one decides to bang a racoon
bled out
with his pants around his ankles

BinauralJam

What Sober Red Necks See.



What Drunk Red Necks See

81

BinauralJam wrote:

What Sober Red Necks See.



What Drunk Red Necks See

pass the beer....

mysticweed

and another thing
how small would a guy have to be
to fit in coon-tang

BinauralJam

mysticweed wrote:

and another thing
how small would a guy have to be
to fit in coon-tang

viewtopic.php?f=14&t=206169

See 81's response

JonnyPistachio

And here I thought the sheep or goat was the preferred choice for bestiality.
81, you get a ticket yet for your buddy? :P

81

BinauralJam wrote:

mysticweed wrote:

and another thing
how small would a guy have to be
to fit in coon-tang

http://community.pearljam.com/viewtopic ... 9#p4979038
See 81's response

fixed that up for you.

and



you may also need to purchase a 55 gallon drum of lube

81

JonnyPistachio wrote:

And here I thought the sheep or goat was the preferred choice for bestiality.
81, you get a ticket yet for your buddy? :P

no...he's still on the outside looking in :(

mysticweed

BinauralJam wrote:

mysticweed wrote:

and another thing
how small would a guy have to be
to fit in coon-tang

viewtopic.php?f=14&t=206169

See 81's response

i know some guys find rather obscure things to fuck
i mean i get the melons and the apple pies and the mayonaise jars full of raw liver
but
"ramming it in" a somewhat small wild animal with sharp teeth and claws :shock:

81

mysticweed wrote:

BinauralJam wrote:

mysticweed wrote:

and another thing
how small would a guy have to be
to fit in coon-tang

http://community.pearljam.com/viewtopic ... 4&t=206169

See 81's response

i know some guys find rather obscure things to fuck
i mean i get the melons and the apple pies and the mayonaise jars full of raw liver
but
"ramming it in" a somewhat small wild animal with sharp teeth and claws :shock:

cherry pie is better.

#justsayin

mysticweed

really?
i thought the jar of liver would get you

JonnyPistachio

mysticweed wrote:

"ramming it in" a somewhat small wild animal with sharp teeth and claws :shock:

Thats hardly different than many of the women in south Florida. :P

donnaruhl

mysticweed wrote:

BinauralJam wrote:

mysticweed wrote:

and another thing
how small would a guy have to be
to fit in coon-tang

viewtopic.php?f=14&t=206169

See 81's response

i know some guys find rather obscure things to fuck
i mean i get the melons and the apple pies and the mayonaise jars full of raw liver
but
"ramming it in" a somewhat small wild animal with sharp teeth and claws :shock:

Million's of peaches!! Peaches for free.

RKCNDY

donnaruhl wrote:

Million's of peaches!! Peaches for free.

Peaches come in a can
they were put there by a man
in a factory downtown

donnaruhl

RKCNDY wrote:

donnaruhl wrote:

Million's of peaches!! Peaches for free.

Peaches come in a can
they were put there by a man
in a factory downtown

Yah! Buddy.