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what's the deal with racoons?

mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
edited March 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
i mean coon-tang

on 1000 ways to die a guy was trying to bang a racoon on a camping trip
and was bitten through his femoral artery

my name is earl was on at my in-laws and some guy was living in the woods and
yes
banging a racoon

seriously i tried to bing it
but
what's the deal with coon-tang?
fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

"what a long, strange trip it's been"
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  • whispering handswhispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    They couldn't find a woman that was c
    Vicious enough???? :lol::lol:
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    I have never heard of this!
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Packer fan that couldn't find a deer?
    81 is now off the air

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  • Dr. DelightDr. Delight Posts: 11,210
    Ask Billy the Exterminator.
    And so you see, I have come to doubt
    All that I once held as true
    I stand alone without beliefs
    The only truth I know is you.
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    White guy?
  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    BinauralJam wrote:
    White guy?

    yes
    camping with other white guys
    they were all drunk
    one decides to bang a racoon
    bled out
    with his pants around his ankles
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Raccoon.jpg

    What Sober Red Necks See.

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    What Drunk Red Necks See
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Raccoon.jpg

    What Sober Red Necks See.

    0001534.jpeg

    What Drunk Red Necks See

    pass the beer....
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  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    and another thing
    how small would a guy have to be
    to fit in coon-tang
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    mysticweed wrote:
    and another thing
    how small would a guy have to be
    to fit in coon-tang


    viewtopic.php?f=14&t=206169

    See 81's response
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    And here I thought the sheep or goat was the preferred choice for bestiality.
    81, you get a ticket yet for your buddy? :P
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    BinauralJam wrote:
    mysticweed wrote:
    and another thing
    how small would a guy have to be
    to fit in coon-tang


    http://community.pearljam.com/viewtopic ... 9#p4979038
    See 81's response


    fixed that up for you.

    and

    :lol::lol::lol:

    you may also need to purchase a 55 gallon drum of lube
    81 is now off the air

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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    And here I thought the sheep or goat was the preferred choice for bestiality.
    81, you get a ticket yet for your buddy? :P

    no...he's still on the outside looking in :(
    81 is now off the air

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  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    BinauralJam wrote:
    mysticweed wrote:
    and another thing
    how small would a guy have to be
    to fit in coon-tang


    viewtopic.php?f=14&t=206169

    See 81's response

    i know some guys find rather obscure things to fuck
    i mean i get the melons and the apple pies and the mayonaise jars full of raw liver
    but
    "ramming it in" a somewhat small wild animal with sharp teeth and claws :shock:
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    mysticweed wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    mysticweed wrote:
    and another thing
    how small would a guy have to be
    to fit in coon-tang


    http://community.pearljam.com/viewtopic ... 4&t=206169

    See 81's response

    i know some guys find rather obscure things to fuck
    i mean i get the melons and the apple pies and the mayonaise jars full of raw liver
    but
    "ramming it in" a somewhat small wild animal with sharp teeth and claws :shock:

    cherry pie is better.

    #justsayin
    81 is now off the air

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  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    really?
    i thought the jar of liver would get you
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    mysticweed wrote:
    "ramming it in" a somewhat small wild animal with sharp teeth and claws :shock:

    Thats hardly different than many of the women in south Florida. :P
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • donnaruhldonnaruhl Posts: 2,157
    mysticweed wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    mysticweed wrote:
    and another thing
    how small would a guy have to be
    to fit in coon-tang


    viewtopic.php?f=14&t=206169

    See 81's response

    i know some guys find rather obscure things to fuck
    i mean i get the melons and the apple pies and the mayonaise jars full of raw liver
    but
    "ramming it in" a somewhat small wild animal with sharp teeth and claws :shock:
    Million's of peaches!! Peaches for free. :D
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    donnaruhl wrote:
    Million's of peaches!! Peaches for free. :D

    Peaches come in a can
    they were put there by a man
    in a factory downtown
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • donnaruhldonnaruhl Posts: 2,157
    RKCNDY wrote:
    donnaruhl wrote:
    Million's of peaches!! Peaches for free. :D

    Peaches come in a can
    they were put there by a man
    in a factory downtown
    Yah! Buddy.
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    RKCNDY wrote:
    donnaruhl wrote:
    Million's of peaches!! Peaches for free. :D

    Peaches come in a can
    they were put there by a man
    in a factory downtown

    i love that song :lol::lol::lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    peaches come in a can
    this guy tried to come in a can-coon
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • STAYSEASTAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    I don't believe a red neck would do that. He was likely trying to pee on a bush.

    Racoons have Zoonosis, all diseases that can be passed from animals, whether wild or domesticated, to humans.

    I had a problem, and it was 500 dollars for an estimate. Most people wouldn't even return my calls.

    At the SPCA, we had to use a bleach bath before and after dealing with the Racoons.

    They are infectious like Zombies, just one scratch can infect you. (with anything)

    If you see a coon back off slowly. :lol:

    They are like Komodo Dragons and Tasmanian Devils in one small furry lump.


    On a similar note, My brother watches that show and a man died from eating too much Chinese buffet. :?:
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