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I love metaphors

JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217
edited April 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
"Dont have a cow." What the fuck does this really mean? Don't get all stretched out and sticky giving birth to a large bovine?

What are your favorite metaphorical sayings?
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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,917
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    "Dont have a cow." What the fuck does this really mean? Don't get all stretched out and sticky giving birth to a large bovine?

    What are your favorite metaphorical sayings?

    not sure that's a metaphor :? 8-)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metaphor
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    The sky is the limit!


    Did I win?
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217
    Dissidentman wrote:
    The sky is the limit!


    Did I win?

    That's a... how did you say Mr. Barkley put it? Turrible. That's a turrible metaphor. The sky is not the limit.
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  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    The sky is the limit!


    Did I win?

    That's a... how did you say Mr. Barkley put it? Turrible. That's a turrible metaphor. The sky is not the limit.

    I hear if you get up high enough, you can almost see God
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,835
    Ooh, Biff Tannen mixed metaphors:

    "That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship."
    "Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?"
    "I'll hunt you and shoot you down like a duck."
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  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    I love innuendo 8-)

    (and I can't stand "chicken soup for the soul")
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    hedonist wrote:
    I love innuendo 8-)

    (and I can't stand "chicken soup for the soul")

    :D:D Inyourendo
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    Dissidentman wrote:
    hedonist wrote:
    I love innuendo 8-)

    (and I can't stand "chicken soup for the soul")

    :D:D Inyourendo
    Inwhosendo :mrgreen:

    (yeah, I'm immature)
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    what do you use a metaphor?
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217
    Bob is a common metaphor from what I understand.
    I also assume cupcake is too.
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    I suck at metaphors.
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,835
    not-chocolate
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  • voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    A comedian said, "it's like rain on your wedding day" isn't ironic, that's just bad timing.
    A woman in the audience shouted out, "it's a metaphor!"
    He retorted back, "actually it's a simile!"
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    How ya holding up Speedy? Dammit I want to tear down a gazebo.

    Does this mean something else? :corn:
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    How ya holding up Speedy? Dammit I want to tear down a gazebo.

    Does this mean something else? :corn:


    Maybe...

    :think:

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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    I have no comment on that.
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    I have no comment on that.

    Words are but wind...
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    Dissidentman wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    I have no comment on that.

    Words are but wind...

    sometimes they break?
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    i love bourbon
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