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Punxsutawney Phil indicted for false informing

LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
edited March 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
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BUTLER COUNTY, OH (FOX19) - Officials in Butler County, Ohio have indicted a famous groundhog for the rash of cold winter type weather we've been having.

The indictment, filed by Butler County Prosecuting Attorney Michael Gmoser, alleges that on or about February 02, 2013, at Gobbler's Knob, Punxsutawney Phil did purposely, and with
prior calculation and design, cause the people to believe that Spring would come early.

The suit goes on to say that, "contrary to the Groundhog Day report, a snowstorm and record low temperatures have been and are predicted to continue in the near future, which constitutes the offense of MISREPRESENTATION OF EARLY SPRING, a Unclassified Felony, and against the peace
and dignity of the State Of Ohio." {See the full indictment here}

Butler County suggests that the penance for such a misrepresentation should be the death penalty.

The high on Thursday in Cincinnati was 37 degrees.

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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    :fp:
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Kick his ass
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Poor Varment :(
  • Pjzepp67Pjzepp67 Posts: 445
    The chair ?
    Lethal injection ?
    Hanging ?

    Big fkn mousetrap ? :fp:
  • klusterfukklusterfuk Posts: 1,411
    He has probably been fried up by now, along with some deer balls and whatnot.
    The future's paved with better days

    Alpine Valley Resort is etched in my brain!!!


  • BLACK35BLACK35 Hanover, Ontario Posts: 22,853
    I live near his counterpart up here in Canada...Wiarton Willie. This dirty rodent is always wrong or mostly. I say we put these 2 rodents in a cage and let them fight to the death. 2 rodents enter only 1 leaves :twisted:
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  • SD48277SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    You just can't trust groundhogs these days....
    ELITIST FUK
  • SD48277SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    BLACK35 wrote:
    I live near his counterpart up here in Canada...Wiarton Willie. This dirty rodent is always wrong or mostly. I say we put these 2 rodents in a cage and let them fight to the death. 2 rodents enter only 1 leaves :twisted:
    :lol:
    Nice Thunderdome reference.
    ELITIST FUK
  • BLACK35BLACK35 Hanover, Ontario Posts: 22,853
    SD48277 wrote:
    BLACK35 wrote:
    I live near his counterpart up here in Canada...Wiarton Willie. This dirty rodent is always wrong or mostly. I say we put these 2 rodents in a cage and let them fight to the death. 2 rodents enter only 1 leaves :twisted:
    :lol:
    Nice Thunderdome reference.

    :lol:
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    2018 - Fenway 1&2
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  • even flow - question markeven flow - question mark Posts: 1,568
    Pjzepp67 wrote:
    The chair ?
    Lethal injection ?
    Hanging ?

    Big fkn mousetrap ? :fp:


    Bring in the boys from Newfoundland who take care of the seals, they know what to do.

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  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    I say we BBQ him
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Has the rodent secured an attorney?


    animal-lawyer.jpg
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Has the rodent secured an attorney?


    animal-lawyer.jpg
    :lol::lol:
  • twisted thoughtstwisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    Gobbler's Knob :lol::lol:
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  • Pjzepp67Pjzepp67 Posts: 445
    even flow - question mark wrote:
    Pjzepp67 wrote:
    The chair ?
    Lethal injection ?
    Hanging ?

    Big fkn mousetrap ? :fp:


    Bring in the boys from Newfoundland who take care of the seals, they know what to do.

    A bit harsh... :shock:
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