"Worst" job you've ever had

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  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    Worst non-paying job:
    Helping my friend and his Dad re-roof their fucking house.
    Everything about that sucked... from the getting up at the crack of dawn to the ladders and the buckets of molten tar and having to wear heavy clothing on a 90 degree day... everything about that sucked.
    My boots got tar that wouldn't come off, levis ruined and that tar smell sticks in your sinuses for weeks.
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  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    rival. wrote:
    overnight front desk shift in a hotel.

    fights, drunks, prostitutes, drug deals, fire alarms, evacuations, stalkers, people sneaking into the closed pool to have sex. :fp:

    i can write a book based on what i've seen working that shift for 11 months.

    I have a buddy that loves it

    Gets to see some interesting fuckers and watch movies all night
  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 42,079
    My worst jobs, ironically, were working with animals.

    My first official job ever was working in a veterinary clinic, most cleaning kennels and cages. That was brutal but the worst part was assisting in euthanizing a terminal animal the first and only time. The doc handled like he was putting out the trash. I went home and shook for hours and never went back.

    Years later, I applied for a job taking animals for a company that used them for testing. I thought I could make a difference in those poor critters lives but the guy showing me around suddenly pulled one of the rabbits of the cage and... that was that. Again, it was done with no respect for the life or death of the animal. I hate what that man did to that rabbit. It still gets to me when I think about it. I left that place and went home and shook for hours. I found a job in a mail room the next day.

    I've had other jobs that were more difficult, taxing, injurious, boring, toxic or frustrating but never any as awful in terms of experience.

    I'm very thankful I have a good vet these days and I hugely appreciate the good work people do to help animals.
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  • Making sure everybody was "ready" when I worked for Prince of Dorkness. :shock:

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  • g under pg under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,197
    Cosmo wrote:
    Worst non-paying job:
    Helping my friend and his Dad re-roof their fucking house.
    Everything about that sucked... from the getting up at the crack of dawn to the ladders and the buckets of molten tar and having to wear heavy clothing on a 90 degree day... everything about that sucked.
    My boots got tar that wouldn't come off, levis ruined and that tar smell sticks in your sinuses for weeks.

    That scene seems far worst than that scene from Shawshank Redemption taring the prison roof. Now the question is did you have an ice cold beer after you were done to ease the pain of the job?

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  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Dishwasher at Alehouse restaurant
    Lawn service/yard maintenance and tree service in summer in south Florida.
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Making sure everybody was "ready" when I worked for Prince of Dorkness. :shock:

    :lol::lol::lol: Sounds Hard
  • voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    Just out of high school as an overnight dishwasher. When I got hired about 4 other people quit right away, I should have not even shown up. There was a tonne of dishes and a note for the cute morning banquet server to "not do too much work". There wasn't even anyone else there, so I said fuck this and listened to Metallica in the conference room.
  • MotoDCMotoDC Posts: 947
    Making sure everybody was "ready" when I worked for Prince of Dorkness. :shock:

    :lol::lol::lol: Sounds Hard
    HA! :lol:
  • MotoDCMotoDC Posts: 947
    STAYSEA wrote:
    I lasted 15 minutes at papa john's pizza. I said I had to get something out of my car. And I just drove off.
    I had a moment of clarity. :lol:
    Worked a summer as a PJ's driver. It definitely seemed worse to be one of the people in the store. Always felt bad for them -- they worked harder (not that it was breaking concrete exactly) and got paid less than I did. Yeah it takes its toll on your car, but I was driving my dad's old honda hatchback hand-me-down, so I certainly didn't care.
  • AELARAAELARA Posts: 803
    Selling maps door-to-door under scorching sun, pouring rain or whatever... :fp:
    I am mine!
  • Godfather.Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    I earned $1.25 an hour working on a worm farm but every friday when I got my $27 pay check I would buy a keg and throw a party and charge a buck a head and double or tripple my money :lol:
    the 70"s were awesome !

    Godfather.
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Godfather. wrote:
    I earned $1.25 an hour working on a worm farm but every friday when I got my $27 pay check I would buy a keg and throw a party and charge a buck a head and double or tripple my money :lol:
    the 70"s were awesome !

    Godfather.

    :lol:

    What's up, Godfather!!!???
  • Godfather.Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    Godfather. wrote:
    I earned $1.25 an hour working on a worm farm but every friday when I got my $27 pay check I would buy a keg and throw a party and charge a buck a head and double or tripple my money :lol:
    the 70"s were awesome !

    Godfather.

    :lol:

    What's up, Godfather!!!???


    good things my friend ! when I saw this topic the worm farm was my first thought :lol: but what an experiance it was at 16 years old.

    Godfather.
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Ah Godfather Siting!
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Godfather. wrote:
    Godfather. wrote:
    I earned $1.25 an hour working on a worm farm but every friday when I got my $27 pay check I would buy a keg and throw a party and charge a buck a head and double or tripple my money :lol:
    the 70"s were awesome !

    Godfather.

    :lol:

    What's up, Godfather!!!???


    good things my friend ! when I saw this topic the worm farm was my first thought :lol: but what an experiance it was at 16 years old.

    Godfather.

    Was it a tough decision between worm farm and ant farm? I hear ant farms are very lucrative.

    Hi there Godfather, good to see ya back! :mrgreen: :wave:
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  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Ah Godfather Siting!

    It's been too long
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Ah Godfather Siting!

    It's been too long


    Indeed
  • JimmyVJimmyV Boston's MetroWest Posts: 19,182
    Godfather. wrote:
    I earned $1.25 an hour working on a worm farm but every friday when I got my $27 pay check I would buy a keg and throw a party and charge a buck a head and double or tripple my money :lol:
    the 70"s were awesome !

    Godfather.

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  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 49,962
    Godfather. wrote:
    I earned $1.25 an hour working on a worm farm but every friday when I got my $27 pay check I would buy a keg and throw a party and charge a buck a head and double or tripple my money :lol:
    the 70"s were awesome !

    Godfather.
    Wow, a keg for $27! :lol:
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  • Godfather.Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    Godfather. wrote:
    I earned $1.25 an hour working on a worm farm but every friday when I got my $27 pay check I would buy a keg and throw a party and charge a buck a head and double or tripple my money :lol:
    the 70"s were awesome !

    Godfather.
    Wow, a keg for $27! :lol:


    yes about 1976 or 75, back then you could get a 1/2 keg or a qtr keg(poney keg) for even less from B's Keg and Deli :D

    Godfather.
  • donnaruhldonnaruhl Posts: 2,157
    Any job my Granny got for us.It started when I was about seven or eight.
    Granny would have all of us cousin's for the summer.At least twelve of us,as Ranch
    Hand's. We would get up @ 4:oo am and hit the hey @ 8:00 pm. In between, We plowed,and Sowed,and Plucked,
    and Shucked, Canned. She had a couple of properties that she farmed. We would get a quarter a day,Which we would spend on swimming at the local High School Swimming Pool during our afternoon break.A few years later
    We found ourselves on the Ranch in Oregon,Doing the same stuff.But this time she would take us to pick Blueberries,Or mow fields.She taught us a hard lesson on the all mighty dollar. My Cousin and I got a job for five dollars an hour.(Big Bucks Back Then) We didn't just mow this guy's property,We had to Sickle it first.We worked that place all day,Thinking of all the stuff we could buy. When we were done,She took the money and gave us 75 cent's each.When we asked her why,Her reply was,Well young'ins You have to pay for gas,Transportation,Food,Lodging...This stuff isn't free in life.Buy the end of summer, we had saved up 6.75 each.I bought a turquoise ring that I managed to hold onto for some years.Never quite knew what all of her antic's were about until I grew up,and learned that a penny saved is a penny earned. :)
  • OnTheEdgeOnTheEdge Posts: 1,300
    Bottle redemption center back in 1991. Especially with a hang-over.
  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 49,962
    OnTheEdge wrote:
    Bottle redemption center back in 1991. Especially with a hang-over.
    Yuck. That's a bad one. I feel a little sick just when I walk by one of those and smell it. :sick:
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    donnaruhl wrote:
    Any job my Granny got for us.It started when I was about seven or eight.
    Granny would have all of us cousin's for the summer.At least twelve of us,as Ranch
    Hand's. We would get up @ 4:oo am and hit the hey @ 8:00 pm. In between, We plowed,and Sowed,and Plucked,
    and Shucked, Canned. She had a couple of properties that she farmed. We would get a quarter a day,Which we would spend on swimming at the local High School Swimming Pool during our afternoon break.A few years later
    We found ourselves on the Ranch in Oregon,Doing the same stuff.But this time she would take us to pick Blueberries,Or mow fields.She taught us a hard lesson on the all mighty dollar. My Cousin and I got a job for five dollars an hour.(Big Bucks Back Then) We didn't just mow this guy's property,We had to Sickle it first.We worked that place all day,Thinking of all the stuff we could buy. When we were done,She took the money and gave us 75 cent's each.When we asked her why,Her reply was,Well young'ins You have to pay for gas,Transportation,Food,Lodging...This stuff isn't free in life.Buy the end of summer, we had saved up 6.75 each.I bought a turquoise ring that I managed to hold onto for some years.Never quite knew what all of her antic's were about until I grew up,and learned that a penny saved is a penny earned. :)
    grandpa had us three boys de-weed his sidewalks & patios. they wrapped a section of his house, sidewalks, patios & this was all red brick that got weedy until we were shown how to pudding knife weeds out of brick sidewalks, patios & things.

    it paid us each 50 cents
    3x.50 = $1.50
    back in those days $1.50 bought a pack of smokes
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  • he.who.forgetshe.who.forgets Posts: 4,593
    Shortly removed from college I took a job as a warranty representative with Morrison Homes, it was a pretty decent salary for an entry level position and someone right out of school. I knew nothing about the construction business and I was apparently the 4th warranty rep for a huge neighborhood in about a year's time, shit was really screwed up. I was basically responsible for scheduling homeowners' home warranty walk throughs which occured about 3 times post-closing. One after a month, another at 6-months, and another after a year. I'd make a punch-list and then schedule the repairs. I probably had about 100+ homes that were all under warranty and the repairs were so far backed up that nearly every homeowner hated me before they even met me. I'd wake up around 5am each morning and wouldnt get home until 6-7 in the evening. A lot of the small shit I'd end up doing myself, like painting, drywall repairs, grout staining, etc. It doesnt sound so bad, but I couldn't sleep at night worrying about the next day. I lasted about 3 months before quitting.
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  • Godfather.Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    donnaruhl wrote:
    Any job my Granny got for us.It started when I was about seven or eight.
    Granny would have all of us cousin's for the summer.At least twelve of us,as Ranch
    Hand's. We would get up @ 4:oo am and hit the hey @ 8:00 pm. In between, We plowed,and Sowed,and Plucked,
    and Shucked, Canned. She had a couple of properties that she farmed. We would get a quarter a day,Which we would spend on swimming at the local High School Swimming Pool during our afternoon break.A few years later
    We found ourselves on the Ranch in Oregon,Doing the same stuff.But this time she would take us to pick Blueberries,Or mow fields.She taught us a hard lesson on the all mighty dollar. My Cousin and I got a job for five dollars an hour.(Big Bucks Back Then) We didn't just mow this guy's property,We had to Sickle it first.We worked that place all day,Thinking of all the stuff we could buy. When we were done,She took the money and gave us 75 cent's each.When we asked her why,Her reply was,Well young'ins You have to pay for gas,Transportation,Food,Lodging...This stuff isn't free in life.Buy the end of summer, we had saved up 6.75 each.I bought a turquoise ring that I managed to hold onto for some years.Never quite knew what all of her antic's were about until I grew up,and learned that a penny saved is a penny earned. :)


    Great story !



    Godfather.
  • cydoniacydonia Denbighshire, North Wales , UK Posts: 456
    The first job I had was gardening and then became a lazy student for a few years. To pay off the debts I became a kitchen porter(washing up) for a couple of years, which is really not that enjoyable. I gradually progressed to selling ice creams at a national trust property in oxfordshire, england. So basically I've probably washed thousands of dishes, mopped acres of floors and smoked thousands of cigerettes, and they say we're emancipated!
  • Tenzing N.Tenzing N. Posts: 466
    Just out of college, filled up my small, twin engine prop plane with urine and blood samples from all over the Deep South and flew them to Birmingham. 5 nights a week through every single thunderstorm and occasionally covered in ice. And shot at twice. Never crashed so I guess it could have been worse.
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