all this talking.. But what does this guy like in a woman?
apart from being a Pearl jam fan, I am sure there are other qualities his prospective girlfriend must possess.
Smoker?
drinker?
must she have a job?
what if she is into gossip mags and american idol?
tattoos?
bosomy?
what if she has a really fucked up laugh?
webbed toes?
no sense of time, taste, or smell?
What if she has cats/dogs?
What if she keeps a toothbrush in her car?
etc..
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all this talking.. But what does this guy like in a woman?
apart from being a Pearl jam fan, I am sure there are other qualities his prospective girlfriend must possess.
All good questions, Cav. Let's address:
Smoker?
Ideally no, thank you.
drinker?
Socially, sure. Alone in the basement, no thanks.
must she have a job?
Nope.
what if she is into gossip mags and american idol?
I can deal. In moderation. I actually got caught up on the
Bachelor with a previous girlfriend. Not my proudest moment.
tattoos?
Sure, but ideally not on the foot. Something about that drives me nuts.
bosomy?
Pam Anderson 1993, yes. Pam Anderson 2013, no. That being said, I'm not much of a bosom-centric guy anyway. Dont get me wrong, I'm as superficial as the next gent but not so much in this area.
what if she has a really fucked up laugh?
Hmm, I think that's fine as long as she's not a self-laugher. Quirky charm is attractive.
webbed toes?
My dad has webbed toes. All good.
no sense of time, taste, or smell?
Though I am not Latin American, I seem to have been blessed with their sense of time so it wouldn't bother me if she was as well (I've lived in Nicaragua so I can say this). Lack of taste or smell wouldn't bother me. When i was a kid, my neighbor Gail had this condition. I always thought she was a bit strange because she would go on and on about how delicious things were like Bill Murray in that scene in What About Bob even though she couldn't actually taste anything. Anyway, as long as it's not my neighbor Gail, I'm cool with it.
What if she has cats/dogs?
I like cats and dogs. I don't have any but I like them. I once had a girlfriend who's cat threw up on my stuff all the time. That's not ideal.
What if she keeps a toothbrush in her car?
Hmm, like a spare? Or does she brush her teeth in the car every night? I would definitely have to enquire about that. Is it in a nice travel case? I once lived with four dudes. We only had one shower. One guy brushed his teeth in the shower and left his toothbrush on the side of the tub every day. Not even standing up or anything. Just bristles down or smashed into the tile grout. I can't even imagine what was living on that. I swear if you looked at his toothbrush under a microscope you could watch entire civilizations rise and fall.
once I started wearing Corduroy pants and solid color long sleeve polos all the girls starting paying attention, I own over 30 pairs on Corduroy pants all different colors, and at least 15 solid color polos I never wear the same colors, and everyone notices me, I work in a call center and everyone says I am easily the best dressed, love Cords and it ironic because one of my favorite Pearl Jam songs is Corduroy, rock the cords
Sweaty balls for sure. Cords may be my least favorite form of clothing.[/quote]
and obviously you all have no clue, as a veteran corduroy wearer, I have numerous pairs of cords that are lightweight summer versions, I am a corduroy expert, and obviously not so much on your end judging by that comment, this isn't the 60's most corduroy pants nowadays are far more lightweight than jeans or most other pairs of pants, my balls will not be sweaty
What if she keeps a toothbrush in her car?
Hmm, like a spare? Or does she brush her teeth in the car every night? I would definitely have to enquire about that. Is it in a nice travel case?
all this talking.. But what does this guy like in a woman?
apart from being a Pearl jam fan, I am sure there are other qualities his prospective girlfriend must possess.
All good questions, Cav. Let's address:
Smoker?
Ideally no, thank you.
drinker?
Socially, sure. Alone in the basement, no thanks.
must she have a job?
Nope.
what if she is into gossip mags and american idol?
I can deal. In moderation. I actually got caught up on the
Bachelor with a previous girlfriend. Not my proudest moment.
tattoos?
Sure, but ideally not on the foot. Something about that drives me nuts.
bosomy?
Pam Anderson 1993, yes. Pam Anderson 2013, no. That being said, I'm not much of a bosom-centric guy anyway. Dont get me wrong, I'm as superficial as the next gent but not so much in this area.
what if she has a really fucked up laugh?
Hmm, I think that's fine as long as she's not a self-laugher. Quirky charm is attractive.
webbed toes?
My dad has webbed toes. All good.
no sense of time, taste, or smell?
Though I am not Latin American, I seem to have been blessed with their sense of time so it wouldn't bother me if she was as well (I've lived in Nicaragua so I can say this). Lack of taste or smell wouldn't bother me. When i was a kid, my neighbor Gail had this condition. I always thought she was a bit strange because she would go on and on about how delicious things were like Bill Murray in that scene in What About Bob even though she couldn't actually taste anything. Anyway, as long as it's not my neighbor Gail, I'm cool with it.
What if she has cats/dogs?
I like cats and dogs. I don't have any but I like them. I once had a girlfriend who's cat threw up on my stuff all the time. That's not ideal.
What if she keeps a toothbrush in her car?
Hmm, like a spare? Or does she brush her teeth in the car every night? I would definitely have to enquire about that. Is it in a nice travel case? I once lived with four dudes. We only had one shower. One guy brushed his teeth in the shower and left his toothbrush on the side of the tub. Not even standing up or anything. Just bristles down or smashed into the tile grout. I can't even imagine what was living on that. I swear if you looked at his toothbrush under a microscope you could watch entire civilizations rise and fall.
Back at you
Smoker?
Ideally no, thank you.
What are you smoking
drinker?
Socially, sure. Alone in the basement, no thanks.
You have how many DUI's and a warrant?
must she have a job?
Nope.
I have to work and pay my own way, if you are not working also?
what if she is into gossip mags and american idol?
I can deal. In moderation. I actually got caught up on the
Bachelor with a previous girlfriend. Not my proudest moment.
Can I watch this PJ dvd I just got in the mail instead?I dislike the Walking Dead, the novels were crap, and I don't want to watch it.
tattoos?
Sure, but ideally not on the foot. Something about that drives me nuts.
I will NOT. You can.
bosomy?
Pam Anderson 1993, yes. Pam Anderson 2013, no. That being said, I'm not much of a bosom-centric guy anyway. Dont get me wrong, I'm as superficial as the next gent but not so much in this area.
Eww, I was joking. Guys should not get boobs for women's pleasure
what if she has a really fucked up laugh?
Hmm, I think that's fine as long as she's not a self-laugher. Quirky charm is attractive.
idk?
webbed toes?
My dad has webbed toes. All good.
umm.
no sense of time, taste, or smell?
Though I am not Latin American, I seem to have been blessed with their sense of time so it wouldn't bother me if she was as well (I've lived in Nicaragua so I can say this). Lack of taste or smell wouldn't bother me. When i was a kid, my neighbor Gail had this condition. I always thought she was a bit strange because she would go on and on about how delicious things were like Bill Murray in that scene in What About Bob even though she couldn't actually taste anything. Anyway, as long as it's not my neighbor Gail, I'm cool with it.
I am accepting.
What if she has cats/dogs?
I like cats and dogs. I don't have any but I like them. I once had a girlfriend who's cat threw up on my stuff all the time. That's not ideal.
Dogs can be a deal breaker... I have met some asshole dogs.
What if she keeps a toothbrush in her car?
Hmm, like a spare? Or does she brush her teeth in the car every night? I would definitely have to enquire about that. Is it in a nice travel case? I once lived with four dudes. We only had one shower. One guy brushed his teeth in the shower and left his toothbrush on the side of the tub. Not even standing up or anything. Just bristles down or smashed into the tile grout. I can't even imagine what was living on that. I swear if you looked at his toothbrush under a microscope you could watch entire civilizations rise and fall.
and obviously you all have no clue, as a veteran corduroy wearer, I have numerous pairs of cords that are lightweight summer versions, I am a corduroy expert, and obviously not so much on your end judging by that comment, this isn't the 60's most corduroy pants nowadays are far more lightweight than jeans or most other pairs of pants, my balls will not be sweaty
You tell 'em, Hank!
I, like you, am quick to defend the award-winning dryness of my balls.
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What if she keeps a toothbrush in her car?
Hmm, like a spare? Or does she brush her teeth in the car every night? I would definitely have to enquire about that. Is it in a nice travel case?
What if she keeps a toothbrush in her car?
Hmm, like a spare? Or does she brush her teeth in the car every night? I would definitely have to enquire about that. Is it in a nice travel case?
and obviously you all have no clue, as a veteran corduroy wearer, I have numerous pairs of cords that are lightweight summer versions, I am a corduroy expert, and obviously not so much on your end judging by that comment, this isn't the 60's most corduroy pants nowadays are far more lightweight than jeans or most other pairs of pants, my balls will not be sweaty
You tell 'em, Hank!
I, like you, am quick to defend the award-winning dryness of my balls.
you fuckers (I say that as a term of endearment BTW) are living in the 70's, todays Corduroy pants have plenty of room, no chaffing, and are a much more lightweight fabric than old school cords, I do own some old school cords, but would never wear those in Chicago in the summer time
all this talking.. But what does this guy like in a woman?
apart from being a Pearl jam fan, I am sure there are other qualities his prospective girlfriend must possess.
All good questions, Cav. Let's address:
Smoker?
Ideally no, thank you.
drinker?
Socially, sure. Alone in the basement, no thanks.
must she have a job?
Nope.
what if she is into gossip mags and american idol?
I can deal. In moderation. I actually got caught up on the
Bachelor with a previous girlfriend. Not my proudest moment.
tattoos?
Sure, but ideally not on the foot. Something about that drives me nuts.
bosomy?
Pam Anderson 1993, yes. Pam Anderson 2013, no. That being said, I'm not much of a bosom-centric guy anyway. Dont get me wrong, I'm as superficial as the next gent but not so much in this area.
what if she has a really fucked up laugh?
Hmm, I think that's fine as long as she's not a self-laugher. Quirky charm is attractive.
webbed toes?
My dad has webbed toes. All good.
no sense of time, taste, or smell?
Though I am not Latin American, I seem to have been blessed with their sense of time so it wouldn't bother me if she was as well (I've lived in Nicaragua so I can say this). Lack of taste or smell wouldn't bother me. When i was a kid, my neighbor Gail had this condition. I always thought she was a bit strange because she would go on and on about how delicious things were like Bill Murray in that scene in What About Bob even though she couldn't actually taste anything. Anyway, as long as it's not my neighbor Gail, I'm cool with it.
What if she has cats/dogs?
I like cats and dogs. I don't have any but I like them. I once had a girlfriend who's cat threw up on my stuff all the time. That's not ideal.
What if she keeps a toothbrush in her car?
Hmm, like a spare? Or does she brush her teeth in the car every night? I would definitely have to enquire about that. Is it in a nice travel case? I once lived with four dudes. We only had one shower. One guy brushed his teeth in the shower and left his toothbrush on the side of the tub every day. Not even standing up or anything. Just bristles down or smashed into the tile grout. I can't even imagine what was living on that. I swear if you looked at his toothbrush under a microscope you could watch entire civilizations rise and fall.
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apart from being a Pearl jam fan, I am sure there are other qualities his prospective girlfriend must possess.
Smoker?
drinker?
must she have a job?
what if she is into gossip mags and american idol?
tattoos?
bosomy?
what if she has a really fucked up laugh?
webbed toes?
no sense of time, taste, or smell?
What if she has cats/dogs?
What if she keeps a toothbrush in her car?
etc..
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
All good questions, Cav. Let's address:
Smoker?
Ideally no, thank you.
drinker?
Socially, sure. Alone in the basement, no thanks.
must she have a job?
Nope.
what if she is into gossip mags and american idol?
I can deal. In moderation. I actually got caught up on the
Bachelor with a previous girlfriend. Not my proudest moment.
tattoos?
Sure, but ideally not on the foot. Something about that drives me nuts.
bosomy?
Pam Anderson 1993, yes. Pam Anderson 2013, no. That being said, I'm not much of a bosom-centric guy anyway. Dont get me wrong, I'm as superficial as the next gent but not so much in this area.
what if she has a really fucked up laugh?
Hmm, I think that's fine as long as she's not a self-laugher. Quirky charm is attractive.
webbed toes?
My dad has webbed toes. All good.
no sense of time, taste, or smell?
Though I am not Latin American, I seem to have been blessed with their sense of time so it wouldn't bother me if she was as well (I've lived in Nicaragua so I can say this). Lack of taste or smell wouldn't bother me. When i was a kid, my neighbor Gail had this condition. I always thought she was a bit strange because she would go on and on about how delicious things were like Bill Murray in that scene in What About Bob even though she couldn't actually taste anything. Anyway, as long as it's not my neighbor Gail, I'm cool with it.
What if she has cats/dogs?
I like cats and dogs. I don't have any but I like them. I once had a girlfriend who's cat threw up on my stuff all the time. That's not ideal.
What if she keeps a toothbrush in her car?
Hmm, like a spare? Or does she brush her teeth in the car every night? I would definitely have to enquire about that. Is it in a nice travel case? I once lived with four dudes. We only had one shower. One guy brushed his teeth in the shower and left his toothbrush on the side of the tub every day. Not even standing up or anything. Just bristles down or smashed into the tile grout. I can't even imagine what was living on that. I swear if you looked at his toothbrush under a microscope you could watch entire civilizations rise and fall.
Sweaty balls for sure. Cords may be my least favorite form of clothing.[/quote]
and obviously you all have no clue, as a veteran corduroy wearer, I have numerous pairs of cords that are lightweight summer versions, I am a corduroy expert, and obviously not so much on your end judging by that comment, this isn't the 60's most corduroy pants nowadays are far more lightweight than jeans or most other pairs of pants, my balls will not be sweaty
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Better yet, Corona and nudity!
http://pearljam.com/goods/product_info. ... cts_id=914
And
http://pearljam.com/goods/product_info. ... ts_id=1376
Though I would prefer my girlfriend to have the top half of her face.
think it starts there..
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Back at you
Smoker?
Ideally no, thank you.
What are you smoking
drinker?
Socially, sure. Alone in the basement, no thanks.
You have how many DUI's and a warrant?
must she have a job?
Nope.
I have to work and pay my own way, if you are not working also?
what if she is into gossip mags and american idol?
I can deal. In moderation. I actually got caught up on the
Bachelor with a previous girlfriend. Not my proudest moment.
Can I watch this PJ dvd I just got in the mail instead? I dislike the Walking Dead, the novels were crap, and I don't want to watch it.
tattoos?
Sure, but ideally not on the foot. Something about that drives me nuts.
I will NOT. You can.
bosomy?
Pam Anderson 1993, yes. Pam Anderson 2013, no. That being said, I'm not much of a bosom-centric guy anyway. Dont get me wrong, I'm as superficial as the next gent but not so much in this area.
Eww, I was joking. Guys should not get boobs for women's pleasure
what if she has a really fucked up laugh?
Hmm, I think that's fine as long as she's not a self-laugher. Quirky charm is attractive.
idk?
webbed toes?
My dad has webbed toes. All good.
umm.
no sense of time, taste, or smell?
Though I am not Latin American, I seem to have been blessed with their sense of time so it wouldn't bother me if she was as well (I've lived in Nicaragua so I can say this). Lack of taste or smell wouldn't bother me. When i was a kid, my neighbor Gail had this condition. I always thought she was a bit strange because she would go on and on about how delicious things were like Bill Murray in that scene in What About Bob even though she couldn't actually taste anything. Anyway, as long as it's not my neighbor Gail, I'm cool with it.
I am accepting.
What if she has cats/dogs?
I like cats and dogs. I don't have any but I like them. I once had a girlfriend who's cat threw up on my stuff all the time. That's not ideal.
Dogs can be a deal breaker... I have met some asshole dogs.
What if she keeps a toothbrush in her car?
Hmm, like a spare? Or does she brush her teeth in the car every night? I would definitely have to enquire about that. Is it in a nice travel case? I once lived with four dudes. We only had one shower. One guy brushed his teeth in the shower and left his toothbrush on the side of the tub. Not even standing up or anything. Just bristles down or smashed into the tile grout. I can't even imagine what was living on that. I swear if you looked at his toothbrush under a microscope you could watch entire civilizations rise and fall.
She is seeing someone else
It's so similar .
You tell 'em, Hank!
I, like you, am quick to defend the award-winning dryness of my balls.
fixed that up for you
Hahahaaaha!! Good call, guys. At least now I can make an informed decision if I uncover a toothbrush and an article of clothing. Knowledge is power.
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ELAINE: Yeah, like a swoosh.
JERRY: Yeah.
ELAINE: It must be the fabric. It's rubbing between you thighs when you walk. That's what's making that swooshy sound.
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All that I once held as true
I stand alone without beliefs
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All that I once held as true
I stand alone without beliefs
The only truth I know is you.
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Oh, I'm all about Staysea. I've never seen a pic but she's super cool
All that I once held as true
I stand alone without beliefs
The only truth I know is you.
"If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it." A. Rooney
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"If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it." A. Rooney
Missoula 9-30-12
Las Vegas 10-31-12 (EV)
Las Vegas 11-01-12 (EV)
Chicago 7-19-13
soon to be adding Oklahoma City to my short list!!
All that I once held as true
I stand alone without beliefs
The only truth I know is you.
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