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Mama jokes..

CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
edited March 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
love em!!

Your mama is so fat, she wore a Malcolm X shirt and a helicopter landed on her.. :D
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
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  • donnaruhldonnaruhl Posts: 2,157
    Your Mama's so Fat, When she went missing,Her picture took all four sides of the Milk Carton :lol:
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Yo mama so poor. She walks in the front door then goes out the back
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Yo mama so skinny she can hang glide on a Doritos chip
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    Your mama's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    your mama so fat, the police saw her standing there and said "break it up"
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    your momma is so dusty, she blows in the wind.......oh wait...never mind...that's mine

    carry on.
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • HorosHoros Posts: 4,518
    yo mamma is so poor, she goes to KFC and licks other peoples fingers
    #FHP
  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 42,447
    Your mama is so dumb she went to the movies and it said "under 17 not admitted", so she went home and got 16 of her friends
    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
    4/29/16- Philly, PA
    5/1/16- NYC
    5/2/16- NYC
    9/2/18- Boston, MA
    9/4/18- Boston, MA
    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Yo mamma so fat, she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington's nose.
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    your mama is so fat, she broke her leg and gravy spilled out..
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    your mama is so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the chair.
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    I used to own a Garrison Keillor book full of these jokes :lol:
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    your mamas got a peg leg with a kickstand
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    your mamas got a glass eye with a fish in it
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    I saw your mom kicking a can down the street..

    "what are you doing?" I asked..

    she said "moving"
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Your mama's senior photo was done with aerial photography
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    Yo Mumma so fat, she went to buy a pocket sized tv and the man gave her a 42 inch plasma...
    Sydney 11/02/2003
    Sydney 14/02/2003
    Sydney 07/11/2006
    Sydney 18/11/2006
    Sydney 22/11/2009
    EV Sydney 18/03/2011
    EV Sydney 19/03/2011
    EV Sydney 20/03/2011
    Melbourne 24/01/2014
    Sydney 26/01/2014
    EV Sydney 13/02/2014
  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 42,447
    yo-mama_281x211.jpg?quality=0.85

    Anyone remember this show on MTV?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKTVLeUpnTw
    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
    4/29/16- Philly, PA
    5/1/16- NYC
    5/2/16- NYC
    9/2/18- Boston, MA
    9/4/18- Boston, MA
    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • rollingsrollings unknown Posts: 7,125
    Your mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed
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