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Biden Begs You to Buy a Shotgun

whgarrettwhgarrett Posts: 574
edited February 2013 in A Moving Train
Anybody else see this video clip? I thought it was hilarious. The news did a little remixed version where he repeatedly says it over and over again. Anywho. Peace.
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    whgarrett wrote:
    Anybody else see this video clip? I thought it was hilarious. The news did a little remixed version where he repeatedly says it over and over again. Anywho. Peace.
    got a link?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

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    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    edited February 2013
    whgarrett wrote:
    Anybody else see this video clip? I thought it was hilarious. The news did a little remixed version where he repeatedly says it over and over again. Anywho. Peace.
    ...
    I guess... it all depends...
    If i am going to ward off a burgular, for example... the sound of a shotgun shell being loaded into the breech from behind the locked door is enough to scare off 99% of them... the blast from the barrel is sufficient enough to stop the other 1%. I don't need an AR-15.

    BUT...
    If i am planning to hold off the Cypress Police Department... I will need an AR-15. If they call in the Orange County Sheriffs department, I will need an M-60. If they call in the California State Police, I will need a chain gun and a TOW missile launcher. If they call in the National Guard, I will need a flame thrower and an M-1A-1 Abrams Tank. If they call in the U.S. Marines, I will need a Vulcan Phalanx anti-aircraft artillery battery and a low yield thermonuclear device.
    ...
    So... yeah, a shotgun is pretty much going to do the trick because I am not a psycho who believes I can win an arms race with the United States Department of Defense.
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  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 42,084
    Cosmo wrote:
    whgarrett wrote:
    Anybody else see this video clip? I thought it was hilarious. The news did a little remixed version where he repeatedly says it over and over again. Anywho. Peace.
    ...
    I guess... it all depends...
    If i am going to ward off a burgular, for example... the sound of a shotgun shell being loaded into the breech from behind the locked door is enough to scare off 99% of them... the blast from the barrel is sufficient enough to stop the other 1%. I don't need an AR-15.

    BUT...
    If i am planning to hold off the Cypress Police Department... I will need an AR-15. If they call in the Orange County Sheriffs department, I will need an M-60. If they call in the California State Police, I will need a chain gun and a TOW missile launcher. If they call in the National Guard, I will need a flame thrower and an M-1A-1 Abrams Tank. If they call in the U.S. Marines, I will need a Vulcan Phallanx anit-aircraft artillery battery and a thermonuclear device.
    ...
    So... yeah, a shotgun is pretty much going to do the trick because I am not a psycho who believes I can win an arms race with the United States Department of Defense.

    Gold star for this post.
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.” Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Cosmo wrote:
    So... yeah, a shotgun is pretty much going to do the trick because I am not a psycho who believes I can win an arms race with the United States Department of Defense.


    Not going to win anything with that attitude.
  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Cosmo wrote:
    So... yeah, a shotgun is pretty much going to do the trick because I am not a psycho who believes I can win an arms race with the United States Department of Defense.


    Not going to win anything with that attitude.
    ...
    I know. But, at least i can find comfort in the fact that the structure I am holed up in isn't going to have a 500 lb. bomb dropped on it as i try to defend it against Marine Corp F-18s because the U.S. government wants to take away my Vulcan Phalanx surface to air defense system.
    Allen Fieldhouse, home of the 2008 NCAA men's Basketball Champions! Go Jayhawks!
    Hail, Hail!!!
  • whgarrettwhgarrett Posts: 574
    Sorry Chadwick, I don't have a link. I saw it on the evening news. It's funny to me because of his voice and the way it seems like he is begging the public to buy a shotgun. I will wholeheartedly agree that the sound from a shotgun is quite intimidating. They are a good tool for home defense if you actually believe that could ever happen to you. Just funny to see a vice president act so weird. Kinda reminded me of "W" Bush.
  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 42,084
    It was pretty funny actually. Biden kind of cracks up briefly like he often does. I hope he becomes the first ex-VP comedian to make it big. I like the guy- he always makes me laugh. :lol:
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.” Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.
    Democracy Dies in Darkness- Washington Post













  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    http://youtu.be/6mA_geOHWQU
    http://youtu.be/wIuk3G9Xixc
    awesome... buy a shotgun

    go out on the porch & blast the fucker a couple times & whoever is out there will leave. something like this is what joe said. awesome is all i can say. mr. biden is a straight up hillbilly. i love him. he and his wife can protect themselves, first & foremost... this is crucial
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 42,084
    chadwick wrote:
    http://youtu.be/6mA_geOHWQU
    http://youtu.be/wIuk3G9Xixc
    awesome... buy a shotgun

    go out on the porch & blast the fucker a couple times & whoever is out there will leave. something like this is what joe said. awesome is all i can say. mr. biden is a straight up hillbilly. i love him. he and his wife can protect themselves, first & foremost... this is crucial

    Gotta love that guy-- Joe "Shotgun" Biden. :lol:
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.” Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.
    Democracy Dies in Darkness- Washington Post













  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    chadwick wrote:
    http://youtu.be/6mA_geOHWQU
    http://youtu.be/wIuk3G9Xixc
    awesome... buy a shotgun

    go out on the porch & blast the fucker a couple times & whoever is out there will leave. something like this is what joe said. awesome is all i can say. mr. biden is a straight up hillbilly. i love him. he and his wife can protect themselves, first & foremost... this is crucial
    ...
    Where is the unedited version? You know, the one where Biden says, 'Go buy a shotgun... unless you are Dick Cheney'. Why did they edit that part out?
    Allen Fieldhouse, home of the 2008 NCAA men's Basketball Champions! Go Jayhawks!
    Hail, Hail!!!
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Cosmo wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    http://youtu.be/6mA_geOHWQU
    http://youtu.be/wIuk3G9Xixc
    awesome... buy a shotgun

    go out on the porch & blast the fucker a couple times & whoever is out there will leave. something like this is what joe said. awesome is all i can say. mr. biden is a straight up hillbilly. i love him. he and his wife can protect themselves, first & foremost... this is crucial
    ...
    Where is the unedited version? You know, the one where Biden says, 'Go buy a shotgun... unless you are Dick Cheney'. Why did they edit that part out?
    foreal?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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