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Cops blame death on spontaneous combustion

mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
edited February 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
spontaneous human combustion
:shock:

http://now.msn.com/danny-vanzandt-may-h ... n-cops-say

Police in Oklahoma can’t explain how Danny Vanzandt died, but they have a theory: It was spontaneous human combustion. (We didn't say it was a GOOD theory.) The 65-year-old man's charred remains were discovered inside his home, but there was no damage to the furniture or upholstery surrounding him. Officers also noticed that the back windows of his truck had been blown out and, seriously, they believe that Vanzandt died when he spontaneously burst into flames. "I'm not saying that this has happened, I'm just saying that we haven't ruled it out," said Sheriff Ron Lockhart. "If you read about spontaneous human combustion, that's what we have here." [Source]
fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

"what a long, strange trip it's been"
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  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    just googled it the images are wow ...
  • BLACK35BLACK35 Hanover, Ontario Posts: 22,677
    it happens, saw it on the X-files
    2005 - London
    2009 - Toronto
    2010 - Buffalo
    2011 - Toronto 1&2
    2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
    2014 - Cincinnati, St. Louis, Detroit
    2016 - Ft. Lauderdale, Miami, Ottawa, Toronto 1
    2018 - Fenway 1&2
    2022 - Hamilton, Toronto
    2023 - Chicago 1&2
    2024 - Las Vegas 1&2
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    BLACK35 wrote:
    it happens, saw it on the X-files

    Yup.
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    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
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  • DURPDURP Posts: 2,180
    Was he in a new relationship?

    Randy Marsh proved that if you are in a new relationship you hold your farts in when around new partner. So maybe this guy had a new lady in his life and he was holding his farts in.
    My butt itches!
  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    BLACK35 wrote:
    it happens, saw it on the X-files

    i know right
    that's the first thing i thought of
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
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    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    mysticweed wrote:
    BLACK35 wrote:
    it happens, saw it on the X-files

    i know right
    that's the first thing i thought of


    the truth is out there.
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    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
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  • awilkinsawilkins Posts: 984
    Must have been listening to Pardon Me by Incubus.
  • BLACK35BLACK35 Hanover, Ontario Posts: 22,677
    I miss the X-Files
    2005 - London
    2009 - Toronto
    2010 - Buffalo
    2011 - Toronto 1&2
    2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
    2014 - Cincinnati, St. Louis, Detroit
    2016 - Ft. Lauderdale, Miami, Ottawa, Toronto 1
    2018 - Fenway 1&2
    2022 - Hamilton, Toronto
    2023 - Chicago 1&2
    2024 - Las Vegas 1&2
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    BLACK35 wrote:
    I miss the X-Files

    They have it streaming on Netflix. I'm watching it for the first time, almost done with Season 3.
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • BLACK35BLACK35 Hanover, Ontario Posts: 22,677
    SatansFuton wrote:
    BLACK35 wrote:
    I miss the X-Files

    They have it streaming on Netflix. I'm watching it for the first time, almost done with Season 3.

    I thought the first 4-5 seasons were good as I found them to do different stories each week and as the later seasons came it seemed more of a weekly story and then it started to get old fast. But hought it was a good tv series
    2005 - London
    2009 - Toronto
    2010 - Buffalo
    2011 - Toronto 1&2
    2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
    2014 - Cincinnati, St. Louis, Detroit
    2016 - Ft. Lauderdale, Miami, Ottawa, Toronto 1
    2018 - Fenway 1&2
    2022 - Hamilton, Toronto
    2023 - Chicago 1&2
    2024 - Las Vegas 1&2
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