What is the Pope going to do as a retiree? Move to Boca Raton and play Mahjong with the blue haired ladies?
Maybe he'll finally try sex.
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A Rabi and a Priest are waiting for the bus. The Priest asks, 'I understand, you don't eat pork. That is a very strange concept to me.'
The Rabi asks, 'I heard you can't have sex.', to which the Priest answers, 'Yes, I have taken a vow of celibacy.'
The Rabi responds, 'Too bad. You should try it... it's a Hellova lot better than ham.'
Allen Fieldhouse, home of the 2008 NCAA men's Basketball Champions! Go Jayhawks!
Hail, Hail!!!
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What is the Pope going to do as a retiree? Move to Boca Raton and play Mahjong with the blue haired ladies?
Maybe he'll finally try sex.
...
A Rabi and a Priest are waiting for the bus. The Priest asks, 'I understand, you don't eat pork. That is a very strange concept to me.'
The Rabi asks, 'I heard you can't have sex.', to which the Priest answers, 'Yes, I have taken a vow of celibacy.'
The Rabi responds, 'Too bad. You should try it... it's a Hellova lot better than ham.'
Rose Garden Arena - Nov 02, 2000, Key Arena - Oct 22, 2001, Key Arena - Dec 08, 2002, Key Arena - Dec 09, 2002, Clark County Amphitheater - Sep 26, 2009
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Hail, Hail!!!
A Rabi and a Priest are waiting for the bus. The Priest asks, 'I understand, you don't eat pork. That is a very strange concept to me.'
The Rabi asks, 'I heard you can't have sex.', to which the Priest answers, 'Yes, I have taken a vow of celibacy.'
The Rabi responds, 'Too bad. You should try it... it's a Hellova lot better than ham.'
Hail, Hail!!!
Talks about him staying at the vatican and 'advising' :roll:
if he does that, he might then begin to think "this is great!! WHY are we opposing this???"
"Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
Canasta
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How bout BACON??? close HA
I'm so down with this.