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  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    :shock:
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  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    supadupa wrote:
    I've benefitted from it on numerous occasions.

    I honestly like how you've made it sound like a carpool service. I really do.
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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    it keeps me from peeing in my sleep.
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    it keeps me from peeing in my sleep.

    Funny, I always thought this too.. but just recently, ive been waking up at 5:30 having to piss like crazy.
    Once the mw goes away, im wide away standing there in the pisser. I have to turn the lights on so I can angle it right and not piss out the window... Then Im wide awake.

    My wife says I should leaves the lights off and sit on the toilet to pee.

    I told her I think my man card gets revoked automatically.
    Low and behold, the next morning, I gave in... I sit down on the throne (man card revoked)and wait for the old mw to go away, and I put my head on the sink for a second. I woke up like 30 minutes later when I just about fell off the throne, still with mw... so I went back to bed without my man card, without pissing, and suddenly my alarm went off. :fp: But I still had mw, so its not all bad.
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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    :shock:


    ok, all I know is that I can't pee when its like that and I can't ______ when I have to pee and I always have to pee when I wake up, so for me it's a no-win
  • donnaruhl
    donnaruhl Posts: 2,157
    LloydXmas wrote:
    B8361661-Weeping_Willow_Tree-SPL.jpg

    That's why I say, Hey man nice Shot. Good shot man! :D
  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    donnaruhl wrote:
    LloydXmas wrote:
    B8361661-Weeping_Willow_Tree-SPL.jpg

    That's why I say, Hey man nice Shot. Good shot man! :D


    good filter reference.
  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,400
    The Mystery of Morning Wood :lol:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zKmqm_3t7M
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  • Dr. Delight
    Dr. Delight Posts: 11,210
    Every morning I have to do a hand stand in front of the toilet in order to take a piss.
    And so you see, I have come to doubt
    All that I once held as true
    I stand alone without beliefs
    The only truth I know is you.
  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,400
    Dissidentman wrote:
    The alt rock band from NYC?

    i liked their one song Nth Degree

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-ORHKxaXmA
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  • DURP
    DURP OhighO Posts: 2,180
    Dr. Delight wrote:
    Every morning I have to do a hand stand in front of the toilet in order to take a piss.

    Just pee in the shower. It's pipes they all go to the same place.
    My butt itches!
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    DURP wrote:
    Dr. Delight wrote:
    Every morning I have to do a hand stand in front of the toilet in order to take a piss.

    Just pee in the shower. It's pipes they all go to the same place.
    ok costanza :lol::lol:
  • mfc2006
    mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,491
    LloydXmas wrote:
    DURP wrote:
    Dr. Delight wrote:
    Every morning I have to do a hand stand in front of the toilet in order to take a piss.

    Just pee in the shower. It's pipes they all go to the same place.
    ok costanza :lol::lol:


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  • DURP
    DURP OhighO Posts: 2,180
    LloydXmas wrote:
    DURP wrote:
    Dr. Delight wrote:
    Every morning I have to do a hand stand in front of the toilet in order to take a piss.

    Just pee in the shower. It's pipes they all go to the same place.
    ok costanza :lol::lol:

    Oh so I'm the only person who pee's in the shower.
    My butt itches!
  • Slap upside the head
    Slap upside the head Posts: 904
    eeriepadave wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    The alt rock band from NYC?

    i liked their one song Nth Degree

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-ORHKxaXmA

    That was awesome.

    Those headlights could bring on some serious MW.
  • push me and i will resist
    push me and i will resist Posts: 958
    DURP wrote:
    LloydXmas wrote:
    DURP wrote:
    Every morning I have to do a hand stand in front of the toilet in order to take a piss.

    Just pee in the shower. It's pipes they all go to the same place.
    ok costanza :lol::lol:

    Oh so I'm the only person who pee's in the shower.[/quote]

    No man. I piss in the shower all the time, have for as long as I can remember. It's all pipes
  • push me and i will resist
    push me and i will resist Posts: 958
    I cut firewood in the morning, 3 times a week. Sell it by the cord.
  • push me and i will resist
    push me and i will resist Posts: 958
    Whew. Rough one this morning. I thought it'd never go. The dreaded 4 hour stiff
  • Kat
    Kat Posts: 4,975
    Topics like this are in no way appropriate for these forums. We're an all-ages forum for Pearl Jam...we're about music here. This area in particular is for sports and movies and the like. Keep it classy or you'll be choosing to have your account be read-only. This thread is done.

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