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  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    whispering hands said:

    Dr. Appointment went well. Although I didn't get to use your pee! I heated it up in the microwave and cooked it and exploded pee all over the microwave at 7:11 laugh out loud. Ended up having to pee pee for me and still didn't make it in the building with me but I passed my drug test by the grace of God and he did refill my scripts so if you're really hurting tonight and need a pill I can help you

    Now this is the kind of semi-long text I can get behind.

    Thank you for the smile, Tree. Rock the fuck on.
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    whispering hands said:

    Dr. Appointment went well. Although I didn't get to use your pee! I heated it up in the microwave and cooked it and exploded pee all over the microwave at 7:11 laugh out loud. Ended up having to pee pee for me and still didn't make it in the building with me but I passed my drug test by the grace of God and he did refill my scripts so if you're really hurting tonight and need a pill I can help you

    And yes, this happened. And yes, it made me lol
  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    edited October 2016
    Nice to know she knows and is in support of us
    and i didnt know she was related to mum..it nice news..
    and im relieved to know that its just you and me..
    mum made it clear as did mary..
    take care
    ps i can't read your blogs anymore bc it's too hard
    to access....
    look forward to catching up.. xo
    Post edited by JWPearl on
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    whispering hands said:

    Dr. Appointment went well. Although I didn't get to use your pee! I heated it up in the microwave and cooked it and exploded pee all over the microwave at 7:11 laugh out loud. Ended up having to pee pee for me and still didn't make it in the building with me but I passed my drug test by the grace of God and he did refill my scripts so if you're really hurting tonight and need a pill I can help you

    I have so many questions. . . :lol:
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,724
    return it
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    deadendp said:

    whispering hands said:

    Dr. Appointment went well. Although I didn't get to use your pee! I heated it up in the microwave and cooked it and exploded pee all over the microwave at 7:11 laugh out loud. Ended up having to pee pee for me and still didn't make it in the building with me but I passed my drug test by the grace of God and he did refill my scripts so if you're really hurting tonight and need a pill I can help you

    I have so many questions. . . :lol:
    I was at work when I got this.. and laughed so hard customers were staring at me! Lol
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    Received: Please allow this text message to serve as a confirmation for the L-- / party of 3 reservation submitted earlier this morning.
    The House of R-- has an opening for date requested, and will look forward to your visit!
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    I just had a dream where my old school teacher and I were passionately getting on for each other
    Where does this come from lol
    Slept well last night and mum gave me your message..
    And will do as you said..
    Say hi to my friend..
    Give my love to you and your half..
    Give my love and hugs to your nephew as well..
    And tell him I look forward to catching up..
    xx oo
  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    Thinks she's so f***** hot when she looks like an ugly old used koala when I was thin before my meds I pissed all over that thing even in her prime
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    :rofl: ugly old used koala...
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    RKCNDY said:

    :rofl: ugly old used koala...

    I know. How do you use a Koala??
  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    box is in mary's sleeping quarters where i will be sleeping and mary be sleeping so good luck getting past me my partner, mary her partner and the dogs.. and i intend to keep it there.. so good luck in finding somebody else whos stupid enough to pop acid for you to get it.. perhaps you will find some other poor persons terraphim to use for your big ego....sorry but God is not with you....your reasons are wicked
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    Received: but it's not my acid mum, I was hiding it from my friend... honest!!
  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    That's your alibi and your useful excuse but not really your reason..
    we know your no good as angels have said...
  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    you've been in my prayers all the time
    i hope your safe
    i dont know if its your way or not but
    i always pray for you in all things
    anyway..
    so sad about the lives lost :(
    send my love to peter too xx oo
  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    Lovely pic..love white..
    I'm just cooking double layer chocolate nut cake with butter frosting
    And osso bucco is reducing for tomorrow when the kids come over
    With carrots mushrooms red kidney beans and potato salad
    And enjoying some music..
    Oh don't forget my message
    I will wait..
  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    Well red bull....bin and tube in the box as well

    Change subject
    Also did you get my message
    I'm still waiting on a follow up..
    Discreetly anonymously..

  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    Study music no I won't go to school for that but hobby music at home yes..
    I will never stop playing/singing music at home..
    Can think of better things to study though..that's if I need to..
    I can just do par time work till I get a good deal somewhere..
    Anyhow as long as I keep busy and not sitting in front of the net for hours..
    Following my partner around I would do but as long as I have my own time to
    Hobby or study..
    Don't plan to be apart long especially when working..
    Hope everything is good..
    xx oo

  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    Sent: It was meant to be yours. :smile:
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    I know mary will protect you as well as everybody else...
    so i'm not to worried..
    you have your measure of power...i know.....
    xx oo
    I plan to do heaps for her but not really her but the lord
    through her..will you join me..she said you would..loyally...

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