"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
Received: I saw my false lashes and got in the mood to wear them. It went flawlessly as I put the first one on. I was just jumping up to high five myself when I noticed I had put it on the wrong side.
Received: I saw my false lashes and got in the mood to wear them. It went flawlessly as I put the first one on. I was just jumping up to high five myself when I noticed I had put it on the wrong side.
Sent: It's hell being a girl.
I can only imagine the sender I imagine the sender to be doing that
Received: I saw my false lashes and got in the mood to wear them. It went flawlessly as I put the first one on. I was just jumping up to high five myself when I noticed I had put it on the wrong side.
Sent: It's hell being a girl.
I can only imagine the sender I imagine the sender to be doing that
That was from my good friend, Aimee. She doesn't drive, so she sends me stories of bus people. Here's another gem she sent:
Received: Some woman was waiting for the bus wrapped in a snuggie. It's pushing 70 degrees right now. And even if it were cold, I would have to be pretty near hypothermic death to publicly snuggie myself. I would probably choose to embrace death honorably with my snuggie folded next to me. But, that's me . . .
Received later: A woman just walked by with her stomach poofed out between a tiny crop top and tiny pants. It's like they fit her skeleton and then whatever flabby skin didn't fit inside the pants just lopped over.
Sent: Dora the Explorer, early 50's edition?
Received: That's hilarious. And perfect. I think late 50's edition though.
Sent: Stab in the dark since no photos were provided of said wreckage of fabric and flesh.
recieved; free today sound has taken place and i have a job replacement for me now... sent; awesome.. you were told by whom thats just lucky i think....
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Received: I saw my false lashes and got in the mood to wear them. It went flawlessly as I put the first one on. I was just jumping up to high five myself when I noticed I had put it on the wrong side.
Sent: It's hell being a girl.
I can only imagine the sender I imagine the sender to be doing that
That was from my good friend, Aimee. She doesn't drive, so she sends me stories of bus people. Here's another gem she sent:
Received: Some woman was waiting for the bus wrapped in a snuggie. It's pushing 70 degrees right now. And even if it were cold, I would have to be pretty near hypothermic death to publicly snuggie myself. I would probably choose to embrace death honorably with my snuggie folded next to me. But, that's me . . .
Received later: A woman just walked by with her stomach poofed out between a tiny crop top and tiny pants. It's like they fit her skeleton and then whatever flabby skin didn't fit inside the pants just lopped over.
Sent: Dora the Explorer, early 50's edition?
Received: That's hilarious. And perfect. I think late 50's edition though.
Sent: Stab in the dark since no photos were provided of said wreckage of fabric and flesh.
Received: I saw my false lashes and got in the mood to wear them. It went flawlessly as I put the first one on. I was just jumping up to high five myself when I noticed I had put it on the wrong side.
Sent: It's hell being a girl.
I can only imagine the sender I imagine the sender to be doing that
That was from my good friend, Aimee. She doesn't drive, so she sends me stories of bus people. Here's another gem she sent:
Received: Some woman was waiting for the bus wrapped in a snuggie. It's pushing 70 degrees right now. And even if it were cold, I would have to be pretty near hypothermic death to publicly snuggie myself. I would probably choose to embrace death honorably with my snuggie folded next to me. But, that's me . . .
Received later: A woman just walked by with her stomach poofed out between a tiny crop top and tiny pants. It's like they fit her skeleton and then whatever flabby skin didn't fit inside the pants just lopped over.
Sent: Dora the Explorer, early 50's edition?
Received: That's hilarious. And perfect. I think late 50's edition though.
Sent: Stab in the dark since no photos were provided of said wreckage of fabric and flesh.
I like this Aimee girl.
Aimee and I truly have some of the most fantastic text conversations. I love her.
To be honest, not the last text but still quite recent:
Received: CAN YOU SEND ME A PIC OF THE PANCAKE RECIPE THANK U Sent: WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING AT ME ABOUT PANCAKES? Received: BECAUSE I WANTED TO MAE SURE YOU SAW IT
my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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Received: My latest thrift store creeper. My undead gingerbread jemima watches you sleep.
2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
Prague Krakow Berlin 2018. Berlin 2022
EV, Taormina 1+2 2017.
I wish i was the souvenir you kept your house key on..
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
Didn't crop out enough, but didn't type since it was too long.
My poor friend, Aimee. Catchin' looks from the weirdos on the bus. She is a lesbian. Men ain't her thing.
2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
And you'd be surprised at how well it works.
And I figured your friend was a lesbian. All the chicks that turn me down are.
10% of the population, my butt.
More like 90%. Hell, maybe even 95%.
I saw my false lashes and got in the mood to wear them. It went flawlessly as I put the first one on. I was just jumping up to high five myself when I noticed I had put it on the wrong side.
Sent:
It's hell being a girl.
2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
Sent ; good
Received:
Some woman was waiting for the bus wrapped in a snuggie. It's pushing 70 degrees right now. And even if it were cold, I would have to be pretty near hypothermic death to publicly snuggie myself. I would probably choose to embrace death honorably with my snuggie folded next to me. But, that's me . . .
Received later:
A woman just walked by with her stomach poofed out between a tiny crop top and tiny pants. It's like they fit her skeleton and then whatever flabby skin didn't fit inside the pants just lopped over.
Sent:
Dora the Explorer, early 50's edition?
Received:
That's hilarious. And perfect. I think late 50's edition though.
Sent:
Stab in the dark since no photos were provided of said wreckage of fabric and flesh.
2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
sent; awesome.. you were told by whom thats just lucky i think....
2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
Received: CAN YOU SEND ME A PIC OF THE PANCAKE RECIPE THANK U
Sent: WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING AT ME ABOUT PANCAKES?
Received: BECAUSE I WANTED TO MAE SURE YOU SAW IT
received..no..
Prague Krakow Berlin 2018. Berlin 2022
EV, Taormina 1+2 2017.
I wish i was the souvenir you kept your house key on..
Sent: of course! We'll give them some hay while we trailer them. It's a 15 min. ride, they'll be fine!
Received: whew! Cause Frosty is done already! Haha!
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”