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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    supadupa wrote:
    "You did a good job avoiding me Saturday night."

    That was from a guy I avoided on Saturday night, lol.
    :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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    peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    "Ah gahd"

    :lol:
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    rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Arrgh!!!
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    Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,380
    "Ah gahd"

    :lol:

    Who's stealing my line??!!!
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    Arrgh!!!

    :lol: :wave:
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    JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,217
    "...Take all the cookies you want."

    --from my mother.. She's out of town and asked me to swing by her house and bring a delivery inside. Its four boxes of girl scout cookies. She expects me to be kind and only take 1 or 2. However, I interpreted her text as: go around town and take all the girl scout cookies I want, from everyone, everywhere. num, num...
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    "...Take all the cookies you want."

    --from my mother.. She's out of town and asked me to swing by her house and bring a delivery inside. Its four boxes of girl scout cookies. She expects me to be kind and only take 1 or 2. However, I interpreted her text as: go around town and take all the girl scout cookies I want, from everyone, everywhere. num, num...
    :lol::lol:
    81 is now off the air

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    STAYSEASTAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    Root is not a robot. It's a clever generic moderator name.

    (I didn't text back)
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    rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    one from Saturday:

    "Barbara from the wild life bird assoc showed up. His body was donated for vet training"
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    PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 49,608
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    one from Saturday:

    "Barbara from the wild life bird assoc showed up. His body was donated for vet training"
    Barbara's a dude's name?
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    K LOL

    :fp: :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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    peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    "Ah gahd"

    :lol:

    Who's stealing my line??!!!
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    Arrgh!!!

    :lol: :wave:

    That WAS you.

    How drunk were you? :lol:
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    "Nice"

    my sisters boyfriends reaction after telling him the undertaker will be on WWE Raw tonight
    "I want to Rock & Roll all night, and part of everyday"
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    PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 49,608
    So to be clear that's $150 for a half hour? Go fuck your hat you slut
    :lol:
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
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    PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 49,608
    "Nice"

    my sisters boyfriends reaction after telling him the undertaker will be on WWE Raw tonight
    Really? The Undertaker? He was my all-time favorite! :D
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
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    eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 40,951
    check out sci-fi show, stranded. Reminds me of MTV's fear, pretty cool.

    (me to my one friend)
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    Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,380
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    "Ah gahd"

    :lol:

    Who's stealing my line??!!!
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    Arrgh!!!

    :lol: :wave:

    That WAS you.

    How drunk were you? :lol:
    Bahahahaha! Well that's alright then. Accept no imposters!
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    peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Bahahahaha! Well that's alright then. Accept no imposters!

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    dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam NINUNINOPRO Posts: 139,158
    lets hope
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    i feel at such a loss
    I SAW PEARL JAM
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    rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    "Found it!"


    :fp:
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    "good job dog"
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    of.the.girlof.the.girl Posts: 10,026
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    "Found it!"


    :fp:

    That's what she said :lol:
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    rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    "Found it!"


    :fp:

    That's what she said :lol:

    :lol:
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    of.the.girlof.the.girl Posts: 10,026
    you seriously have made me feel like the luckiest person in the world :mrgreen:
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    ogey38ogey38 Posts: 563
    "You're an Aunt!!!" Just 30 minutes ago!
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    PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 49,608
    ogey38 wrote:
    "You're an Aunt!!!" Just 30 minutes ago!
    Congrats!! :clap:
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
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    STAYSEASTAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    "Well , Dave had his fixed and it's doing fine"

    I texted back

    "Awesome for Dave"

    (I really wanted to say is I hope you all choke and die)
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    dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam NINUNINOPRO Posts: 139,158
    ogey38 wrote:
    "You're an Aunt!!!" Just 30 minutes ago!
    :clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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    whispering handswhispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    last text before phone was stolen..
    Going to walk dogs.. when I get back I'll walk ours
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    LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Can you get me a Banana but muffin


    No. I meant nut
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